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Thursday, September 11th, 2003

Posted by:colin_j_farrell.
Time:2:44 pm.
Mood: geeky.
Music:Social Distortion - Story Of My Life.
I just noticed I can post here. ::Eyes shift:: Was I added 'cause you guys think I'm a pussy? If so, you're fookin' mistaken. ::Continues watching Queer Eye::
Pet The Pussy :V

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003

Posted by:tobeymaguire.
Time:10:24 pm.
Mood: amused.
Majandra Delfino is THE BEST. Rofl.

1 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003

Posted by:delfino_maj.
Time:12:01 am.
Mood: amused.
Music:The Webster guy saying "Pussy".
Main Entry: 1pussy
Pronunciation: 'pu-sE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural puss·ies
Etymology: 1puss
Date: 1726
1 : CAT
2 : a catkin of the pussy willow

Main Entry: 2pus·sy
Pronunciation: 'pu-sE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pussies
Etymology: perhaps of Low German or Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse puss pocket, pouch, Low German puse vulva, Old English pusa bag
Date: circa 1879
1 usually vulgar : VULVA
2 a usually vulgar : SEXUAL INTERCOURSE b usually vulgar : the female partner in sexual intercourse

Audio Pronunciation.

AHAHAHA. Webster kept me entertained far too long. *KEEPS REPLAYING THE AUDIO PRONUNCIATION*
10 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003

Posted by:tobeymaguire.
Time:1:49 am.
Mood: amused.

For Maj. ;]

And. Johnny's in. My funny mentor of a fellow-co-worker-actor.
3 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Sunday, August 31st, 2003

Posted by:delfino_maj.
Time:2:39 am.
Mood: dorky.
Music:"Letters To You" -Finch.
2 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Thursday, August 14th, 2003

Posted by:tobeymaguire.
Time:2:32 pm.
Mood: amused.
Did you know "kiki" is pretty much a derived term from the Filipino language that means "vagina" and or "pussy"?

Just thought I'd share. Heh'. ::Chortle of much amusement.::
10 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Monday, August 4th, 2003

Posted by:cumming_alan.
Time:11:36 pm.

Call me fir a good time! ::gyrates:: (insert fake number here). Doan call unless yew've goat MONEY wi' which tae PAY me fir me SERVICES cos ah doan give PUSSY/PRICK fir free. Dig? Good. :)


( hi i love you. :D )

5 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Saturday, July 26th, 2003

Posted by:hu_kelly.
Time:6:26 pm.
Mood: amused.


-Poof. Ninja Vanish.-
Pet The Pussy :V

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2003

Subject::V I thought that this should be posted here...
Posted by:stinabear.
Time:12:01 am.
Mood: amused.
You kiss yo' mama with that mouth? Well, you may have to rethink that now! Welcome to the Home of Pussy Pucker Pots, our 100% Vegan, 100% Naughty line of LadyLiscious LipDip!

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1 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Monday, July 21st, 2003

Posted by:eric_bana.
Time:5:49 pm.
Mood: full.
Nothin' like a nice, clean shaved one  )

Where the bloody hell do I find this shit?
Pet The Pussy :V

Monday, July 14th, 2003

Posted by:tobeymaguire.
Time:9:11 am.
Mood: aggravated.
Music:The Monkees - Saturday's Child.
::Laughs:: ...So fucking appalled. Yes. I said "fucking." Gee whiz. Am I all that surprised that I've been screwed over? Hm. Not really.

How so very appalled I am though. Perhaps I should jump off of a fucking parapet right now. I'm so disgusted not only with myself, but this whole ...UGH. I can't even talk about it.

Wow. Relationships and particular people just suck. I'm one of them.
6 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Sunday, July 13th, 2003

Posted by:hu_kelly.
Time:2:17 pm.
Mm .. what a lucky pussy.

1 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Thursday, July 10th, 2003

Subject:Taste like chicken.
Posted by:eric_bana.
Time:6:05 pm.
Mood: amused.
I still want mah Deep-fried-greasyass-fat-chunky-finger-lickin' Pussy, Tobes. But... here.  )
3 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Posted by:tobeymaguire.
Time:3:23 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music:Nirvana - Blew.
Hyuck. I'm going to start a new communist-esque business. It'll be called Spidey Gump.

What does Spidey Gump specialize in, you say? Oh, my friend. Just you wait and see!

--- Spicey Pussy. Stuffed Pussy. Pouched Pussy. Chinese Pussy. Italian Pussy. Gargonzola Pussy. Deep-fat-fried Pussy. Pussy with a side of Lemon. Ginger Pussy.

And the list goes on!

What comes with our various forms of Pussy, you say? W-he-ell! Condoments, of course! And also, a variety of sizes.

--- Small Pussy, Teeny Pussy, Big Pussy, Fat Pussy, and Super Duper Pussy. Oh, and for thirty-nine cents more, you can go to HULK size!


You sickos. It's "Poos-hay", not Pussy. A delicacy from the Neitherlands. Der? :}
4 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Wednesday, July 9th, 2003

Posted by:tobeymaguire.
Time:3:43 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music:Nirvana - Aneurism.
Heh'. I'm such a bastard sometimes.

"For Deconstructing Harry, I was in bed with some woman. I don't even remember her name. We've got half of our clothes off. I'm asking her, "Is this OK?" I was apologizing. I didn't want to offend her."

- Excerpt from my Playboy interview.
2 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Sunday, July 6th, 2003

Posted by:james_marsden.
Time:11:35 pm.
Mood: amused.
Do YOU know what a confused pussy looks like?

5 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Friday, July 4th, 2003

Posted by:sparkle_reese.
Time:1:49 pm.
Mood: awake.

I'm guessing Tobey added me. And well, I had the urge? *Her brows raised, her shoulders shrugged slightly*
1 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Subject:This may come as a shock...
Posted by:angelina__jolie.
Time:6:33 pm.
... but I don't have a penis.

1 Drove Themselves Crazy Pet The Pussy :V

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003

Posted by:tobeymaguire.
Time:2:50 pm.
Mood: accomplished.
Music:Injected - I-IV-I.
Pet The Pussy :V

Sunday, June 8th, 2003

Posted by:angelina__jolie.
Time:12:20 am.
Pet The Pussy :V

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;;;;_The Posse_;;;;

The Pussy Posse was unexpectedly founded and created by Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire much ado to the tremendous dramatizing of paparazzi and journalists a like, whom stalk this small clan of close friends. The duo are often seen with the small circle, roaming around town at local club spots, parties and gatherings.

The title of "The Pussy Posse" derives from the inane play boy/girl status these "members" hold, according to the media world. Not necessarily catering to pussy, but surely playing the field to numerous extents, na'mean? Don't let the name deceive you -- Pussy is to be taken as classy as possible. ;V Basically, the name was given to us. Call it what you will.


  • General: Leonardo DiCaprio
  • Captain: Tobey Maguire
  • First Mate: James Franco
  • Sign: :V
  • Theme Song: "Lapdance" - N.E.R.D.
  • Group Song: "4 My People" - Missy Elliott featuring Eve

  • ;;;;_Articles_;;;;

    "Frank Sinatra had his "Rat Pack." Rob Lowe had his "Brat Pack." Now meet Leonardo DiCaprio's band of hunky, hypersexed hangers-on. His crowd of hot, young actors prowls ..." - read more on Omni Leonardo

    "By the time the food arrived, Leo had been joined by his notorious "pussy posse", a rag bag collection of actors, film makers and musicians. Before long, the models started arriving and began to insert themselves at the table as close to Leo as possible. ..." - read more on Weaver's World

    "Supposedly DiCaprio and the rest of his friends [Korine, Lukas Haas, Jay Ferguson, and Tobey Maguire] are known around Hollywood as "The Pussy Posse." The "posse" are getting a bad wrap for ..." - read more on Harmony's Special K

    "For 18 months or so, it seemed he was out on the town almost every night, tom-catting with his close friends, who included the actors Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas, the magician David Blaine and the investment advisor Dana Giacchetto. They were known disparagingly in the press as the “pussy posse” ..." - read more on Empire Interview

    Tobes and Leo
    1988 - The Beginning of It All

    ... Casual sex overrated? Hah.