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singing faith...*lalala* [18 Aug 2003|05:09pm] [ mood | ecstatic ] [ music | faith- george michael ] How to Identify an Idiot Idiot #1: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency Room right away. Idiot #2: Seems that a year ago some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river they were surprised by a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator that is activated when the raft is inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing. Idiot #3: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. Idiot #4: A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted "Nobody move!" When his partner moved the startled first bandit shot him. Idiot #5: Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window grab some booze and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. Idiot #6: Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50am flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man frustrated walked away. Idiot #7: From San Francisco: A man wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line waiting to give his note to the teller he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.After waiting a few minutes in line he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated the man said "OK" and left.He was arrested few minutes later as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. Idiot #8: A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later he received a letter from the police that contained another picture of handcuffs. share your smile

mind benders [18 Aug 2003|05:02pm] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | faith ] *googooly* Mind Tester 1 Q1) What do you put in a toaster? Answer the question before you scroll down...................... Answer:- Bread.... If you said "toast" then give up now and go and find yourself a shoe box as you can't handle life.... If you said "bread" then please progress on to question 2. (Q2) Say "silk" 5 times, now spell "silk"..... What do cows drink? Answer:- "Water" If you said "milk", then may I suggest that you do not try the next question, as it may seem that your brain cell is over-taxed, you need a holiday... May I suggest children's world? If you said "water" then you may go onto question 3 . (Q3) If a red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a pink house is made out of pink bricks, a black house is made out of black bricks.... What is a green house made out of? Answer:- "Glass" If you said "green bricks" then what the hell are you still doing here reading these questions!!!! If you said "glass" then please progress onto question 4 . (Q4) 20 years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 ft, over the old country Germany when 2 of the engines fail, the pilot realising that the last remaining engine was failing, decides a crash landing procedure, but unfortunately the engine fails before time and the plane crashes smack bang in the middle of "No Man's Land", the land between East Germany and West Germany in the middle of the Berlin Wall. Where would you bury the survivors: East Germany, West Germany or in "No Man's Land?" Answer:- You don't bury "survivors." If you said anything other than the sentence above then please never fly, you may cause more damage should the plane crash!!! If you said the sentence above then carry on to question 5. (Q5) If on a clock the hour hand moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand travel in 1 hour? Answer:- "1 Degree." If you said "360 degrees", or anything other than the answer, may I congratulate you on getting this far... but be honest with yourself, do you think you can handle the last and final question? If you said "1 degree" then please go on to the last question. (Q6) **Without using a calculator** You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven (Wales). In London 17 people get on the bus, In Reading 6 people get off, 9 people get on, In Swindon 2 people get off, 4 people get on, In Cardiff 11 people get off,16 people get on, In Swansea 3 people get off, 5 people get on, In Carmarthen, 6 people get off,3 people get on The bus then pulls into Milford have bus depot..... What was the name of the bus driver? Answer:- "Your name". Read the first line. share your smile

[18 Aug 2003|04:58pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | rock your body ] Which tree does your birthday fall under? December 23 to January 1 - Apple Tree January 2 to January 11 - Fir Tree January 12 to January 24 - Elm Tree January 25 to February 3 - Cypress Tree February 4 to February 8 - Poplar Tree February 9 to February 18 - Cedar Tree February 19 to February 28 - Pine Tree March 1 to March 10 - Weeping Willow Tree March 11 to March 20 - Lime Tree March 21 - Oak Tree March 22 to March 31 - Hazelnut Tree April 1 to April 10 - Rowan Tree April 11 to April 20 - Maple Tree April 21 to April 30 - Walnut Tree May 1 to May 14 - Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree May 25 to June 3 - Ash Tree June 4 to June 13 - Hornbeam Tree June 14 to June 23 - Fig Tree June 24 - Birch Tree June 25 to July 4 - Apple Tree July 5 to July 14 - Fir Tree July 15 to July 25 - Elm Tree July 26 to August 4 - Cypress Tree August 5 to August 13 - Poplar Tree August 14 to August 23 - Cedar Tree August 24 to September 2 - Pine Tree September 3 to September 12 - Weeping Willow Tree September 13 to September 22 - Lime Tree September 23 - Olive Tree September 24 to October 3 - Hazelnut Tree October 4 to October 13 - Rowan Tree October 14 to October 23 - Maple Tree October 24 to November 11 - Walnut Tree November 12 to November 21 - Chestnut Tree November 22 to December 1 - Ash Tree December 2 to December 11 - Hornbeam Tree December 12 to December 21 - Fig Tree December 22 - Beech Tree ( Read more... ) share your smile

psychologically coorect? hmm.. [18 Aug 2003|04:57pm] [ mood | busy ] When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first; a) chest b) face c) armpits d) hair e) privates f ) shoulders g) others The following describes your character: a) Chest - You are practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose d) hair. b) Face - Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self centred person. Average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose e) privates and g) others. c) Armpits - You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose f )shoulders. d) Hair - Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose a) chest and e) privates. e) Privates - Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above average sex partner.You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be those who choseb) face and d) hair. f ) Shoulder - A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose c) armpits are your only chance. g) Others - You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a verylikeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not jus hide your weaknesses. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face. Submitted by Anonymous 1 smiley| share your smile

whammy! [18 Aug 2003|04:46pm] [ mood | ditzy ] [ music | beautiful ] -*-*-*-*-*-*- i forgot to do something this morning...it annoyed me! argh! i forgot to iron my clothes haha. still, it annoyed me. I have to say, i hate ironing clothes...hassle! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- funny article: Radio Game Show: Mate Match! On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes," he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please." Contestant: "Brian." DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" Brian: "Yes." DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please." Brian: 'Sara." DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work." DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..." DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes." DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?" Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, 1, well..." DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks...' DJ: "Uh huh..." Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow). DJ: "Okay audience, lets call Sarah, shall we?" (touch tones..... ringing.... Clerk: "Kinkos." DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she." DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now." Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate match'?" Sarah: "No." DJ: "Good!" Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest." DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?" Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?" Sarah: "Oh God, Brian .... uh, this morning before Brian went to work" DJ: "What time?" Sarah: "Around 8 this morning." DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sarah: "12,15 minutes maybe." DJ: "Hmmmm. Thats close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?" Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey." DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?" Sarah: "Well, its just that my mom is vacationing with us and..." DJ: "She saw?" Sarah: "BRIAN?!" Brian: "No, no I didn't..." DJ: "Ease up there, sister. Just messin' with your head. Your answer, please?" Sara: "Dear Lord ... I cannot believe you told them this." Brian: "Come on, honey, it's for a free trip to Florida." DJ: "Lets go, sister. We ain't got all day here. Where did you do it?" Sarah: (short pause) "In the ass." (long, long pause) DJ: "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors." Submitted by Anonymous share your smile

weird pictures of me and cris (andy's brother) [18 Aug 2003|03:12pm] [ mood | creative ] ( pictures.... ) share your smile

fictyures [18 Aug 2003|12:38pm] [ mood | accomplished ] ( my eyes ) ( bagong gising pic ) ( drunken jenga nights... ) ( me and misako..bonfire night! ) ( Roman Gardens ) ( pacute! ) ( at The SOfa ) ( me and andy..holoween night 2002 ) share your smile

kathy questions... [18 Aug 2003|09:15am] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | girls aloud ] 1. is there anything that you would want to change in your past? - yes. its about my mum and his brothers fighting when i was a kid...because of inheritance. Eventually my mum gave up everything for peace. Bless her. 2. what is your greatest fear? have you ever encountered it? were you able to face it? how? - I must say i just have had encountered it. My greatest fear happened last year, when i decided to study in England ALONE. live ALONE and travel ALONE. for the first time i my life...ALONE. but its all good. and im loving it. although i miss my family to bits! i was able to face it with the help of my family even they were far away, GOD- he just helped me and gave me strength to go through everything and my friends for the assurance and encouragement, and Andy- for his assurance love and patience. 3. if only you could go back here in manila, what would be the first thing you'd do? - I would get the car, visit all my friends and cousins, SHOPPING! kasi cheaper., and go out clubbin! oh and eat filipino foods! wah. 4. are thare any regrets that you just have done recently or in the past? - for not giving all in my studies during the first semester. But its all good...i was...lets say adjusting BIG TIME at that time.. =) 5. what made you bring your life back to GOd? - God has always been part of my life. he's there for me EVERYDAY, and everywhere, anywhere. He's the one who understands me the most. He's the one i turn to the most. I must say my faith in him became more stronger when i stepped here in England. 5 questions, 5 answers Want to get into this, too? 1. Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed. 2. I will respond; I'll ask you 5 questions. 3. You'll update your journal with my 5 questions, and your 5 answers. 4. You'll include this explanation. 5. You'll ask other people 5 questions when they want to be interviewed share your smile

[17 Aug 2003|05:25pm] [ mood | amused ] im trying to modify the look of my journal so im still in the making...hihi! notice the scrollbar? and your cursor?(crosshair!) hihi THANKS PINKFLUFF! share your smile

the morning after [17 Aug 2003|11:42am] [ mood | awake ] im still pissed cris is still pissed andy isnt. shame... share your smile

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wuvy! [16 Aug 2003|04:35pm] [ mood | crazy ] lil' N thats wot andy calls me now. I call him...Big P. we have this thingy understanding that no one knows. haha im sure becks will be confused!! weckers. share your smile

quiz mania (thanks czar!) [16 Aug 2003|04:30pm] [ mood | amused ] CZAR I PWOMISE YOU A TREAT COZ U GAVE ME ONE DIBA?! YOU ARE LANA! What Castmember Of Smallville Are You? brought to you by Quizilla share your smile

[16 Aug 2003|04:28pm] [ mood | flirty ] "You must remember this, a kiss is still a kiss". Your romance is Casablanca. A classic story of love in trying times, chock full of both cynicism and hope. You obviously believe in true love, but you're also constantly aware of practicality and societal expectations. That's not always fun, but at least it's realistic. Try not to let the Nazis get you down too much. What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life? brought to you by Quizilla share your smile

chris' bday tonite [16 Aug 2003|04:20pm] [ mood | bouncy ] [ music | round round ] cris waghorn's bday tonite. he's having a bbq party so were going there. should be fun. ill be seeing em and hugh (andy's cousin) and of course andy's ex gf na pinaglaruan niya...Caz. but its all good. at least caz and i are good friends. and cris is going out with Caz kaya all good... My hair is lookin great i must say..thank god hindi bad hair day!...hehe hmm....so wot im i going to wear tonight? argh! wah. becks help!! share your smile

Rugrats go wild review [16 Aug 2003|04:15pm] [ mood | ecstatic ] The movie was cute! they gave us a card with pictures in it and whenever a number comes up on the screen you have to scratch and smell the picture on the card. i must say its really for kids but andy and i enjoy it!! it as funny..really i got dizzy nga lang dun sa smell nung fish and feet na pic. haha! but all in all its cute! share your smile

sheesh [15 Aug 2003|07:20pm] [ mood | annoyed ] men. can be sooo dumb. share your smile

so far today God [15 Aug 2003|07:19pm] [ mood | bouncy ] I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper. Haven't been grumpy, nasty, or selfish. I'm really glad of that. email fwd:: -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed; and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot of help share your smile

*burp* [15 Aug 2003|07:13pm] [ mood | full ] *BURP* ended having to eat chinese food after all yippiiiieeee! beh. share your smile

Cravings, atbp. [15 Aug 2003|07:08pm] [ mood | hungry ] i'm craving for chinese food...wah. hmm.....special fried rice....i like! im carving!...craving..craving!...starving! cant wait to eat kahit hindi chinese. i think were having pizza.gah. --00-- grandad was here a minute ago, to drop off some stuff. I think its rubbish that we need to take to the tip. he still cant carry heavy stuff with his left hand. hope it will get well soon. i know it will. if only he wouldnt strain and stress it! --00-- yan nanaman! my tummy is growling! sbe nya--> chinese food! wah. *green with envy* chris just told me and andy that hes having chinese with his friends. tama ba yun? cge ganyanan!! argh! pizza. bah! stuck with it! *ciao* share your smile

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