i want to curse albus. i really do. a lot of students started writing in those...stupid diaries, now the teachers have to do the same! it seems that i'm the only one doing this...why am i? simple, albus said he would turn my wardrobe pink if i didn't...he said i need to express what i'm feeling. so, what am i feeling today?
5. have i mentionned...disgust?
potter did well today in potions...damn! i had to try even harder to take points from him, but then he asked granger what time it was, i deduced points for talking in class, i'm so good. i asked the sixth year to make a simple crying potion, at first it was quite fun to look at, but at the end of the class, my head wanted to blow; i hate cry babies. of course, nevill forgot to add the butterfly's wings BEFORE the newts so once again, his cauldron blew up. when i think about it, i think nevill blew up about 15 cauldrons since he arrived in my class; congratulations you damned little idiot. enough about classes, minerva asked me what i was getting the staff for christmas...i hate this time of the year. i might go to hogsmeade soon, i need to buy the new potion book that just came out. i might also take a little bit of my precious time to buy some heating socks for albus, a new outdoor hat for minerva (the one she has right now is so awful even a bird wouldn't want to stand on it) for the rest, i have no idea, anyone know what i can buy for them? of course, i could keep my money for myself, but if i stop buying them gifts, they'll stop buying me some and most teachers bought me someting useful last year. i have tons of essays to correct, i think i'll just drop them down the stairs and give the highest grade to the one that lands on the higher and the lowest to the one landing downstairs...i just hope potter's one will land very low, there's nothing that could make me happier right now than my hand drawing a perfect zero on his copy...*evil laugh*
traumatised students: 1 (haha you should have seen neville's face!!!)
evil stares: about 10000000 when i was with the first years
sneers: only 4...i need to improve this