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| 09:41am 14/06/2003 |
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Wow, the time on the blurty thing is right. That's a first.
So much to tell you... Where to begin.
Well, the night before last, I fell asleep at the computer reading Strong Bad emails. The next day, I was singing them all day long. We had a few "harmonies" at Ventura.
I really don't know about last night though. I'm really confused. I can't really say that much, or I have to make this entry private, which I really don't want to do. Well, I threw a little party for Ben with Clifford hats and silly string and bouncy balls. The cake said "LEMMING". We all had a good laugh, and ate it all. Then we went for a few rides on the Orgasm Machine, and I played air hockey with Ben. I lost, of course, but it was fun. Then we went to Headlines, where we always go, and ate and made merry. And then after Jeremy was done raping Elizabeth with the "hippolos", we all went to party city. I noticed Liz was a bit reluctant, so I started to freak out. I made sure she stayed with us, but she kept drifting backwards with Jeremy. I pointed that out to Ben, and we both grinned. When we got to Party City, I dived in a huge display of leis, and hid myself, then I jumped out and scared people. Good times were had. We bought three things of silly string, a pixie stick mixer, a balloon, a sticky octopus, and a weird keychain. But during the time we were there, I noticed Liz was missing, but Jeremy was still with us. I figured she just went ahead with someone, so we went to Borders. Well, since I'm horrible with names, I'll just say Ben, Jeremy, me, two girls, and a guy were hanging out on the balcony. We sprayed people below and the guy kept showing people his shirt- "I ♥ MY PENIS". We were all laughing hysterically when several rabbis passed by and the guy had a conversation with him. Then Ben left, and Jeremy and I just talked.
"Hey Jer, what's with you and Liz?"
"What? We're just friends! ... What's with you and Ben?"
"What are you implying, butthead?"
"Ahh... Nothing."
Well, after that, we went back to Coldstone, where Liz told me about her sexual achievements, and Eli came over and moaned about how Alex sat on his nuts or something... Yeah, well then Jeremy said he had to go, so Alex kissed his cheek. As a joke, I did too, but he sort of turned away awkwardly, and I pretty much missed him entirely. That's kind of an insult, I mean letting an eighteen-year-old guy kiss him, but not letting me kiss him? Ehh... Why do I care so much? Anyway, Ian pulled me aside and called me a future-38-year-old-virgin-who-lives-with-17-cats. I hit him with my jacket. Afterwards, I go home and fall asleep. When I wake up, I hear my mother and dad talking about Stanley puking and shitting blood, so I put the pillow over my head and try not to gag.
Anyway, I gotta go now. I'm going cherry picking with Cec and Abby. I'll be back soon. |
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| Cherry Picking |
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| 08:59pm 14/06/2003 |
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Cherry picking was fun, I guess. Cass and I drove for an hour and a half into the middle of nowhere to see a "parade". This parade actually consisted of about five people selling cherries, a wheelbarrow, a fire truck, and about fifty fat old women wearing American Flag shirts, visors, and fanny packs. What's great is that the as soon as I stepped out of the car, I tripped on a fucking beer can. That's when we met up with Cec, Abby, Julie, David, and their "popular" friends. It was terrible. Joelle, Megan's ex-best friend, Ariel, a mini Leelee Sobieski, and Ally G were there. The pretty trio, Joelle, Ally G, and Cec went off with some ugly guy in a golf cart. Mini-Leelee, Abby, and I went cherry picking. The cherries attacked me, and I was covered in a huge sunburn on my shoulders, cherry juice, and mud. Whoo. Then I got some mint apple jam that looked, tasted, and smelled like toothpaste. One emo-looking guy made a humping motion and said, "Yeah!" at me. Then the horses tried to eat me. I really started to resent Ben for not coming. It was interesting, I guess; I did drink 4 bottles of water.
On the way home, we stopped by this junkyard looking thing. They had a Bob's Big Boy (THE STATUETTE), which I almost convinced Mom to buy. They also had a bunch of old stagecoaches and wagons, those wooden indians you find in front of old general stores in movies, a giant cock (a rooster, you ecchi bastards), and a real working water pump. It was all for sale, even the hundreds of rusty old lanterns and empty tea cans. I don't think I've ever been to a better place in my life, I really liked it there.
Then I decided it was possible to make it to Maris's party, so we sped down the highway. When I got there, I had another 2 bottles of water after taking care of the kids in the moonbounce. Maris resented me for making rules, I was sick of dealing with sobbing children, so I left, telling her she was going to deal with whoever got hurt. Megan and I passed by Murray on the way inside, and he asked us who was watching the moonbounce. I explained the situation, and he went to watch... Err... Sit nearby and read a magazine. I was walking outside a half-an-hour later to see how everyone was doing, and I asked Murray.
"Is everyone okay?"
"Yeah."
I decided to look for myself, and Opheera was in tears in the corner. She claimed her stomach hurt and she was gonna barf. I asked if she could walk, and she said no, so I carried her out and set her on the grass in front of Murray, shooting him a look, and left him to deal with it. Megan and I played the Sims for awhile, then took a walk down to the toystore to pick up some presents for Maris. When we returned, I had a blue light-up lollipop on my finger, and I was trying to get the glowstick out of it. I had restocked my Pixy Stix supply and gottem Maris a Chicken Pox Kelly doll. Then I came home, and here I am. Exhausted. And sticky. And in need of a shower.
Which is what I'm going to do right now. |
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| Shit. |
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| 09:29pm 14/06/2003 |
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I wanna go to that damn pool party. >.- |
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