| Dear God... I feel a long entry coming on. |
[26 Jun 2003|10:54pm] |
Okay, starting from the top.
I got back from Palm Springs Sunday.
Here's how the vacation went.
Thursday: Cecily, Abby, Mom, Julie, and I arrive at the hotel. While unpacking, Abby writes a note...
"Chole
I'm going to kill you
♥ the maid"
I replied, "OH GOD! CHOLE'S GONNA DIE!"
We continued to unpack. We go to the pool and hang out, and meet a lifeguard, whose name we've yet to learn, and gain three stalkers. We go out to dinner at a funny sushi restaurant, and I proceed to order the bukake. Bukake, in case you don't speak Japanese, is semen. The Japanese lady gives me a horrified look and disgustedly informs me that bukake is not served there, then avoids me the rest of the evening. We go home, bloated, and watch Dumb and Dumber and Just Married.
Friday: The day starts out with a brunch with Julie's brother-in-law, some guy with a mullet named Steve, and then we go to the waterpark, Knott's Soak City, the only waterpark in Palm Springs. Since it's Friday, we thought it wouldn't be too crowded. We were wrong.
Oh so wrong.
There are THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. We wait twenty minutes to get on a 45-second waterslide. We could barely fit in the wave pool. Cec and Abby decide they're hungry, so we go to get fries, and they want CHILI fries. I tell them they are free to eat it on one condition- they are NOT allowed to use our bathroom tonight. They agree... And their appetites are not deterred when we see the chili is not just chili... It's "Dog Shit Chili". This 'chili' was obviously squeezed out of a TUBE, and actually looked like a pile of shit. After they eat, Abby and I go to the "Kahuna Beach House", where water is like 30˚, FREEZING, and Abby and I get stuck, not wanting to move in case we got wet again. It was terrible. In order to get revenge, I buy a Snickers bar from the nearby vending machine, and drop the 'dookie' in the wave pool. Have fun, kiddies!
We get back to the hotel and change... They give me a make-over, and we go to Thai Smile for dinner, then we go the River, the Palm Springs Equivalent to the Galleria. We count how many hoots we get from the guys... TEN. One says, "I swear it's this big!", and makes a motion with his hand, obviously implying the size of his penis is large. Cecily turns around and says, "Yeah? Well, mine's THIS big!", and makes a larger motion with her hands. We start cracking up, especially when a twelve year old guy comes up to us in Bed Bath and Body Works, and says, "Yeah, my friends outside and I were looking at you, and we thought you were really hot, and we just wanted to tell you to your face." When he leaves, the entire store is quiet... Then everyone bursts into laughter and pats us on the shoulders. Since we are there until midnight for the Harry Potter book deal, we see two movies, and Julie and Cass go to see Dumb and Dumberer. We go to see Justin and Kelly for a good laugh. There are about 5 people total in the theater, and we're all singing and laughing with each other, these strangers. I have so much fun, and since we still have time to kill, we see Dumb and Dumberer". A girl behind us is sucking this guy's dick while he is squeezing her tit... And they make so much noise that we start laughing until we're crying. Also, we see the lifeguard there... His name is Albert. He asks us how old we are. When Abby says, "thirteen", he's shocked, and starts laughing with his friend. They, of course, forget I exist, so I sit and eat something like I'm always doing. After everything, we go to Borders and are attacked by hundreds of kids with broomsticks, hats, and ugly glasses. Abby starts to tell her mom that she doesn't actually like the books, and everyone turns around and glares at her, like they were going to kill her, so she joins me and Cecily by the magazine shelf. Abby and Cecily feel crappy from the chili, and I feel crappy because they do, AND I have cramps. Julie takes us back to the hotel, Cecily letting off major scobeys, and my window is stuck, so I suffer the entire way there. We prepare for tomorrow and go to bed.
Saturday: We spend most of the day by the pool, see a cute guy, find out he's twelve, and avoid him. Then our stalkers come back and won't leave us alone. I also get a bucket of alligator squirt things to make jewelry out of. Albert's there. After we laze around and Abby leaves my yearbook in the sprinklers, we go to California Pizza Kitchen, then go shopping.
Sunday: We wake up, and go to brunch at Mullet-Man's house. His daughter, Steph, is there and is obviously loved very much by Cecily and Abby, so we spend several hours there eating Costco keesh. Mom and Mullet-Man go through a few duets with his guitar, and Cec, Abby, and Steph go through yearbooks. Mine's soaked. After we leave, we go to... Oh man, my fingers are getting tired... So much to write... AUGH. Break time.
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bored
quixotic
indescribable
frustrated
happy
relieved