The War of 1812 amounted to a second war of independence for the new Republic and helped to unify the President's party. Much of the War of 1812 centered on bloody battles against the Native American tribes that were aided by the British. In 1814, the British took the nation's new capital, torching the White House and other federal buildings. They were finally defeated at the epic Battle of New Orleans by General Andrew Jackson's ragtag army, many of whom were volunteers, including free blacks and slaves and nearly 1,000 French pirates. Although Madison escaped capture, the victories against Tecumseh and at New Orleans revitalized the nation and earned him the esteem of his constituents. Madison's critics, who organized the Hartford Convention to protest his policies, looked like traitors to the victorious nation, and their antiwar criticism further weakened the Federalist Party. [source]

• You bought software? - No, I bought HARDWARE. The software came with it. After I found out that I accidently legally came in possession of software, I broke the CD over my face and downloaded the same program.
  
• Were both of those guys really you? - Yes, moron. I don't have a twin brother.
  
• Why do you own a whip? - (Lord Tony has no comment at this time)
  
• Can I post this on my site? - Ok, so no one has actually asked me this one. Just for the record though, having seen the movie, it is now your duty to pollute the Internet with it. I have already sent it to ebaumsworld, maddox, college humor, stupid videos, and putfile. So far only putfile has accepted it.

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• Pirate - This one almost goes without saying. The only issue here is that if you don't look like a pirate, you probably shouldn't even bother. Most can't pull this one off, but it is worth a shot.
  
• Hobo - Can't think of anything else? Take some crappy shirt and roll around in the dirt for a minute. BAM! Perfect Hobo.
  
• Clown - Holy Piss! Talk about creepy. The only thing is, that if done poorly, this can end up like one of those stupid costumes. It is recommended that you watch Stephen King's "It" before you even think about touching make up.
  
• Clown Hobo - Sweeeeeet!
  
• Caveman - I dare you, try to go wrong with the caveman. No crap though, you have to carve the club, grow the beard, and kill the loin cloth.
  
• Ghost - For some reason my black friends get quite a scare out the old ghost costumes. I guess they just truly appreciate the classic nature of the ghost costume.
  
• Whatever the Hell this Guy Is - Don't look at me for an explanation of this one.

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"You had better be sorry, you whore! Where were you the last five days?! You had better update at least 6 times a week from now on or else I will come over to your house and stab you with a knife I will carve out of a loved one's leg bone! I can't believe I had faith in you to update your myspace regularly! Next time you feel like not updating, why not just kill yourself and save me the time you worthless sack of human flesh?!"

• Killing babies before they are born is something so selfish that the surgery should be accompanied with a hysterectomy, because you don't deserve children.
  
• Listening Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Korn, Slipknot, and Rap does not make you cool. It just makes cool people know to avoid you.
  
• No matter how much blood and gore is in a horror movie, it is still aimed towards 12 year olds.
  
• Driving slower doesn't save lives. All those statistics that say "Unsafe" and "Excessive" speeds are talking about people who drive too slow (this is taught in drivers' ed). Cops aren't saving lives by pulling you over, they are making money. This is the only purpose of speeding tickets.
  
• Watching MTV makes you dumber.
  
• Nicole Kidman is a whore, as well as anyone else who sleeps with people for money. (No, a camera doesn't change anything).
  
• The only good Matrix movie was the first one.
  
• Being good at Halo doesn't make you a gamer.
  
• There are only about 7500 legitimate hits to my site.
  
• It is the fault of people who disagree with the above statements that cause McDonalds to still be in business.

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1. One - Oh boy! I get took peer into the depth of "HaYgUrL35's" mind. It appears that yesterday "keela, manda j, jess, laura, abby, jamie, and some other peeps were over here at lauras house having some fun!!!" Some of her interests include, but are not limited to "~sports (SOFTBALL, track, basketball) hanging out with my gurlz! and of course....the BOYZ!!! (well actually only one boy!!! cuz no offense to all the others but ive got the one i need so thats all there is to say bout that)." Dear sweet and holy Jesus, I can't even keep a typical sarcastic overtone on this one. Who on earth would read this or even need to read this? There is not one thing on this blog (yes, in this case it is a blog, not an anti-blog) that I couldn't figure out without taking one look at her. Stereotyping completely works here, like in most cases. Too bad it is politically incorrect. Oh, right, I don't give a testicle.
   
2. Two - A textbook example of putting orange on orange. I think only one word can describe this, and that word is "LOTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I highlighted the first article because I assumed that maybe someone hacked her site and put that retarded picture on the background. It appears that once again I give people too much credit. Here is a hint to the rest of you, Caps Lock can make the most dignified ninja look like a moron. I AM LORD TONY LOL!!!!!!!!!! Point proven.
   
3. Three - I have truly saved the worst for last. I could go on for hours explaining why people like her are the reason terrorists are willing to give their lives to bomb our buildings, but I assume everyone already knows this. The only thing her site has done right is put a "stop" button on that "music." After looking at this abomination to the Internet for a while, I began to understand how some people think there is no God. I began to scroll down past the picture that was worth 4 words ("I am a slut") and was overcome with a sense of relief that the text was unreadable. For a second I thought I was going to have to put that garbage into my head. Then I saw it, "Its Picture Time!!!!" complete with all four exclamation points. I am sure when she typed this out she thought others would jump for joy with the same enthusiasm. "Oh boy! What a treat!!! Its [sic] picture time!!!!" This is another thing I hate about Xanga. On Blurty and Livejournal someone has to be smart enough to type <img src="link of picture"> but Xanga helps monkeys do it, going completely against natural selection. If you are going to take up space on the Internet, learn HTML. So much more can be said about this link, but I don't feel like giving myself a heart attack right now. I am Italian, it will happen one day anyway.

• My Deviant Art
  
• My Other Blog
  
• My YTMND
  
• My Second YTMND
  
• My Third YTMND
  
• The Online Petition Against Me
  
• The Very Popular Ripoff Ripoff Dance
  
• And Finally my Photobucket Account

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• On his video page: "Author NSUPRA"
  
• And on my video comments section: "Reviewed by: NSUPRA
  I like the style of this movie, pretty funny, but there was pretty good damage where it hit though, I understand the point to this movie, nice job."

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dude it just appeard to me that you were making a mockery of other peoples misfourtune your an ***hole !!!!!

HAH! I love the Sarcasm! I got hit by katrina, And people are FREAKING OUT because of a lil cat 3, and FEMA and all the government Agencies are FLIPPING OUT now, to help texas, Just ignore Mississippi, Yeah, theres still devastation a month after Katrina, but who the F Cares?

Being a Cowboy Bebop fan I absolutely love the song, but you don't make light of natural disasters. That's crossing the line, especially when people are still rebuilding from Katrina. Bad taste.

omfg look at ur neighbourhood and u want us to feel sorry for you

ohh a few branches fell off the tree nxt to your freakin mansion?

but ofcourse who cares about the starving africans or poverty stricken indonesians?

1. Bruce Lee is Dead - As a matter of fact, all ninjas and cavemen have fallen off the face of the earth leaving me as the only one left, and it would be to easy to just declare myself the manliest man alive.
   
2. His Name - At first glance, his name looks like "berserk," and there are few words quite as awesome as "berserk." His first name also skips any crap. It's just "John." He is an American anyone can be proud of.
   
3. His General Physical Description - His right forearm is 2 inches thicker than his left. He is 210 pounds give or take, and he wears glasses while he partakes in his hobby.
   
4. His Hobby - Armwrestling
   
5. His Title - "Best 'pound for pound' Armwrestler in the World"
   
6. These Videos - There are not very many things that piss me off as bad as all those people at school who complain when I beat them because I "held onto the table" or "put my body weight into it." Watch these videos and see if these guys "keep their wrists straight", or if they are manly enough to admit that twisting your wrist towards you is a valid strategy. Man, John Brzenk is cool!
   
7. His Bio - He started armwrestling his dad when he was 16 and has done it for 17 years. His first tournament was won at the age of 17 making him even tougher than me. Holy crap! What is this guy!?
   
8. And Last of All, These Pictures -
   

   John Brzenk Beating Down a Bear	Brzenk Posing with Selvester Stalone, One of the Other Manliest Men Alive

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Tony Sama's Rita Movie

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• The Ten Commandments would be the Five Commandments and look something like this:
  
  1. Thou shalt not forget thine turn signal.
     
  2. Thou shalt not quote Napoleon Dynamite.
     
  3. Thou shalt not murder babies before they are born.
     
  4. I see any one of you drawing two girls making out and calling it art, it's all over... er... I mean... Thou shalt not draw two girls making out and etc.
     
  5. Thou shalt not use weapons in a fist fight or thou ist a panzy.
  
  
• Jesus would have been either a ninja or Bruce Lee.
  
• Or maybe a caveman.
  
• Having sex with anything other than a living member of the opposite sex would send you straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 200$.
  
• Nicole Kidman would have never been born.
  
• Sam and Max would have never been cancelled.
  
• Angels would all be built like Arnold from Predator, and instead of wings they would wear hover boots. Man that would own.
  
• Prays would be answered with yes, no, or a brisk kick in the nuts.
  
• Women wouldn't complain about how I made them look.
  
• I would have no pity on environmentalists or equal rights activists.
  
• The first draft of the Bible would have been on DVD with commentary by Morgan Freeman, and The Crow would play if you found the secret on the back.
  
• Oh, and Brandon Lee wouldn't have died in it.

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Snape Kills Dumbledore!