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[08 Jan 2004|09:45am] |
They're called Body Wonders and I can't bring myself to wear them.
Body Wonders(R) breast enhancing system is the perfect bra accessory. All you do is slip them into your bra to support, lift, and enhance your breasts. These silicone forms are specially designed to have the natural look, colour, feel, and softness of real breasts. Their unique design will actually warm to your body temperature and mold to fit the shape of your own breasts. They are so comfortable, you will probably forget that you are wearing them.
Body Wonders(R) Breast Enhancing System increases breasts up to 2 full cup sizes. Full size "feel like skin" silicone breast forms with a natural nipple, helps to achieve a fuller bust line by increasing your size up to two full cup sizes. Designed for smaller breasts and/or women who may have undergone breast surgery.
I don't know why my mother even bought them in the first place. But they were there. I thought I'd try them out, for fun. I tried wearing them under a bustier. Bad idea. I looked like I can-canned right off the stage of the Moulin Rouge. Today I thought I'd give them another chance. I tried them on under a fairly loose top. My boobs still looked obscenely large. Ugh. That's the last time I'm stuffing my bra. Those silicone monstrosities are spending the rest of eternity in a box.
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