Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in Alex's Blurty:

Sunday, December 14th, 2003
10:31 pm	Must be getting closer to town...were hittin more people. (__) ___(oo) / \/ (__) /Finals\\ (oo) /| /---^^---\/ / | /| ME || * || ||------||| Wus spoonin guys? What are u wearing? Thats too much take it off:-) ...man sooo much 2 tell ya. In current Alex news today, we have just recieved word that Osama's Mama Saddam Hussy has been captured, "rapped" (inside joke) by a 400 pound nigger, and gutted like a pig! (added the last part unfortunatly...) but still SCORE! Also the Whale Keiko aka Free Willy passed away last night...he was my best friend :'( WWEEEIIIOUUUWEIIIOUU On a lighter note there are tonz of movies i wanna see that are comin out soon. LOTR:Return of the king, Chasing Liberty, Torque, PeterPan and like a buncha other but i really need to focus on breathing right now...cant think and do that at the same time haha So yeah Thursday i got off school n' ended up chillin wit miriam n' Will (coolest fucker ever)BUT DOESNT REMEMEBER SHIT! haha. We went around actin hella stupid (soooo fun though never hurt myself so much but havin fun with it haha), ate, n then picked up Cody (one of the best friends someone could have) n chilled with him for a while. It was fuckin fun. Then Friday Chilled wit Will n' company and saw bad santa. It was ok i guess. I dunno it had some funny shit but i wasnt like pissin myself (i happen to get a high of doing that sooo yeah). Then a bunch of other shit. Will ended up comin up 2 the ranch that evenin and gettin crunk! Daym it felt good to drink haha an i had good company! Never laughed so hard in a loooonggg time haha. Exorcist is a fuckn funny ass movie when uve had like 6 bacardis haha. I would tell u what else happened but i dont remember. Went to bed around 6 woke up at 8...i still feel hung...over haha.... after Friday i really cant think of the rest of the weekend lol its a blurr....FUCK! jdlf;kjsalk ok ok ok umm yeah soo i pretty much chilled wit will n mir and it was.....awsome awsome awsome...seriously...soooo awsome haha DRAMA!!!! (first in like a few months damnit): So im comin home with my mom n sista in the car and my mom goes im gonna take away ur cell phone cause i think u use it to much n' i say damn mom just shut up for once everytime u talk its some bad news plus ur voice makes me wanna shoot myself (ops to mar for that quote! :) and its ok i can say that shes a huge bitch. And she goes u have no respect for me! just wait until Herb moves in hell teach u how to behave! (First of all i have no idea who the fuck this Herb guy is) Caroline goes yeah he knows how to treat mom right (Second she tells my 8 year old sister all this...) Then my mom says I dont even tell people your my son anymore. Im not ur mother! Your nothing and u will amount to nothing. As far as i never wanted to have u anyway. So let me break this down. Some guy is comin in a few days to be my dad (no fuckin clue who he is) and my mom says i was a mistake. Im outta here! lol Shit ive put up with so much of her abuse forever so i think its time i put the one thing thats always made me miserable behind me. Tomorrow morning im packing all my stuff and not comin back for a while. Merry xmas mom (dont really matter she told me we werent having one anyway). So yeah crazyness huh. This break should be awsome though cause my dad fuckin loves me and is just the shit. Everyone knows that. So yeah lifes ok though. It really is. Everythins gonna be real good. Im not scared or worried at all. I can still be out with my friends or have a life (if not ever MORE cause their so cool) So theres a lil of a lot. Until next time. Gnight santa! Gnight santas sister! "Doesnt matter if u stab me in the back or in the heart...ill still bleed" good quote Current Mood: chipper!....like..the chips Current Music: I cant stop hearin that damn Milkshake song!! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 8th, 2003
11:25 pm	Why dont people stay the hell out of other peoples lives!? WHERE IS MY DOG?! AND WHY AM I YELLING!?! Gossip=Drama-Pain=Hate=NO HAPPYNESS IN THE FACE! *not directed to any certain people. its just facts* WUSSUP NIKKAS!!! OWL #1 HERE....yeah yeah so this weekend was really fun. Sat. night me stew n Alex (2 alex's! u kno it was a crazy party then! cause one alex is like weeeee but 2! its like WHOOAOAAAA MOAN MOAAANNN) went to HOOTERS! Women walkin around with boobies on their chesteses. They were all quite large. I wanted to squeeze them like big party balloons! I told em it was Stew's bday so they embarassed the hell out of him! haha happy bday man. Then we went back to the good old days of ringing door bells and driving away. Except Alex was doin a lil strut to one of the houses when a guy and his family came out! I never laughed so hard in my entire life. While Stew begged me to drive off without him Alex made a friend. Fun night. Sunday was sit on our ass day (quite a nice ass if i say so myself) lol and be really lazy. I went out and enjoyed the weather blah blah blah nothing special. All i gotta say is rich girls and golden girls kick ass (how gay is that lol) "Dont like that dog! Cant tongues get STD'S!?" "I never had PMS! i did have a BMW though" U kno what really fucks though?! I DIDNT GET TO SPENT ANYTIME WITH BRNT CAUSE HES SICK! feel better man. Ill pray to budda for ya. Flu sucks Oh n' my phone is extremely ghettoo. It does this cool thing where it deletes half my phonebook and freezes when its most important. Thats when i feel like midget hunting....something about them midgets....runnin...lil legs....big asses....stubby arms.....just callms me......SO YEAHHH im gettin a new flip color one treats me good. Biiiattchh already?! haha Relationship tip of the day: 1) Be your partners friend too. It just being sexual wont last. If your a best friend too then it will be a good foundation and things (even after deadly fights) will turn out ok. 2)DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT UR PARTNER FOR AT LEAST A MONTH OR SUMTHIN! HAHA SOMEHOW PEOPLE KNOWING WILL ALWAYS FUCK IT UP! THEY TALK AND GOSSIP AND TEMPT AND ALL THIS SHIT. A RELATIONSHIP IS A 2 PERSON DEAL. EVERYONE ELSE BE HAPPY OR STAY THE FUCK AWAY!.....sorry i just see so many people get broken up cause of something their friend thinks or hearS them say and blah blah blah! dont listen! u and ur lovah! thats all it should consist of. Supportive friends are nice but some who just love to hear the gossip jsut drop its bad news...its just so hard to explain! someone give me a hug hahah i dunno how to talk im dumb. u get the poin though. Aight my sexy bitches im goin to bed cause i am just such a badass. Lambs are soft and mudding is fuckin badass. LoVE TO ur MAdRe. Current Mood: Fuckin Fantantic Assface :) Current Music: Whipped out the Blue October cd. So poetic yet so dirty haha (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 6th, 2003
12:13 pm	Do people really care? Like...really care yanno What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they were both stuck up bitches!....if u dont get it...its ok ur just not gross "Nigger boo fuck" here....not sure what ur sayin mar K im reall fuckin scared right now. I'm at the cabin and the dogs wont stop barkin like crazy and i just saw some eyes right outside my window! Where is my hero damnit?! haha Thursday was cool i guess. I went to the ranch then me and Rens went to the Stonebrair and got a LOTTA shit. For me of course :P That always puts me in a damn good mood. Then yesterday i went so see summa my favorite people except when i got there they weren't home so i decided to hide some bushes to scare them when they got there! Bad idea. Hes got killer rabbits...and they were on the move. So i ran back to my car and stayed in there. When dono brent and daniel got thurr we just chilled in the house and watched THE TUXEDO!...that movie scared me. Then i fell asleep on the bed and then went home. I AM SUCH A PARTY ANIMAL! lol. Today im goin to get my hurr did, goin to my friend claytons eagle ceremony, annnnd then tonight i got invited to sum places soooo ill just go with the flow. Im sure ur all so interested. OH OHHHHHHHH and my cars gettin fixed from the key job annnnd gettin sum suppage upage as well. OH ITS SO HARD TO BE THIS GOOD. lol My hearts been hurtin a lil lately cause someone ive given it out to isnt taken good care of it. cough cough. Im craving ur lovin right now. I miss ya. I miss ur sista's cookin, dinner wit wendy lol, u scarin the shit outta me all the time, watchin dem movies, goin out to ranch, getting pulled over by the cops....u kno the usual haha. U still ow me speed zone and that place i was gonna take ya. Aight well guys until next time~Remember children bullets dont kill people. They give them friendly hugs! but lately I've been jaded life got so complicated -I relate to you naturally Everybody else just fades away Sumtimes it's hard to breathe Just knowin' you found me -I start thinking about it almost forgot what it was like with you I never felt so damn good Baby as I do now Now that I'm with you Current Mood: scared Current Music: whippin out the ol doxolojer with Huckleberry n gettin down! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003
9:36 pm	Uncle John R.I.P 11/29/2003...ill miss u so much Man Talk About A Buzz Kill! hah God God u suck sometimes. I was leaving school today and I asked this gurl that works at my store (AmericanEagle) how my favorite manager John was doing! She blunty said with the most cold emotion "Oh, hes dead didnt u kno that?!". Dude....not cool. After about a minute of shock thats when i pretty much broke down in the hallway. He died of Leukiemea last friday. John was not only my manager but he was a best friend. He was 35 years old though he looked 50. Red Hair, very skinny because of his last illness, and yeah anyone who would meet him would remember this read head haha. He is by far the sweetest guy you will ever meet in your life. He treated us like his kids. And he was like an uncle to me. Me and my friends and Coworkers would randomly go out to his ranch and chill up there and everything. He would by me lunch all the time and we would stay late hours just talkin about stupid shit. Sarah knows what im talkin about. He was so gay too lol thats why we loved him though. Talkin all flammer about his ex's beggin for his lovin back haha. I dunno i could go on and on about how badass this guy was but now hes gone. Life can be so cruel to the most amazing people. This year has been the worst. Taking away two people that i cared for away from me like that. They were so young too. And i didnt even kno about John until today. My mom made me feel more like shit saying things like "who cares" and "he prob died of aids or somthing he was dirty".....talk about respect for peopl Im gonna miss this guy so much. He would always be the highlight of my day when i worked there. Makin things fun and shit. We got in a few fights...i let him down a few times...but he still loved me like his kid. I'll never forget u man. You will be missed so much. I love ya bud. You're deffinatly gonna make the place upstairs hella fun. Dancin around, screaming just to scare people, talkin to ur mom with guns in her purse, makin funna people in the worst ways and all that great stuff haha. "RRRarr preston ill go illegal on that shit!" lol ur a dork....god im gonna miss ya "FISH FACE" Cheerish the people u care about...u never know if ull ever see them tomorrow. Current Mood: beaten Current Music: ////\/\/\/\/\\\\/\/\\\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/ <-chopsticks! ha (Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003
9:15 am	"I lost 5 pounds on the catch your man cheating plan!" Dude squirrels are fuckin evil. I was walkin my dog last night and one attacked the poor thing! I tried to kick it but I kicked my dog instead. What a hero lol. Anywhoo Hellllllooo MOTTTOOO! I have no idea why i wrote this one but lets go with it haha. Aight so theres this thing on ur comp called "email" and people send things to it! usually annoying chain mail and hot wild porn but sometimes interesting things come up like this one thing i read about cheating on ur mate! chuckle chuckle chuckle About 2 months ago found out an ex of mine cheated on me. (they admitted it and said wonderful things like "the sex was soo good") Man i felt so fuckin awsome after that i tell ya! Cheating is so fucking low. I could never bring myself to doin sumthin like that. Even if we were in a fight or i havent seen the person in a while or ANYTHING! Its...just messed up. In the article it said "The man in these situations may very well love their mate, but for some reason or another, they feel that their relationship is "inadequate," so he looks elsewhere for his needs to be met. Usually he looks for sex, because to him sex is the way he feels he can validate himself as a man." (yeah ur such a fucking man...thats the sadest excuse. if u want some action get it from ur damn partner. im sure they wanna give it to u! haha) "A woman is usually unfaithful because she is lonely. By that I don't mean alone. Her mate might be there physically, but not be emotionally available." (ladies fuck that shit dont CHEAT on em just TELL them u feel that way) I guess what im trying to say. Cheating on someone is the most hurtful thing u could ever do. Just imagine some u care about right now havin sex with someone else...good image huh?! I dont see why people would want 2 u obviously like ur parnter cause they ARE attractive, they DO give u good sex, they DO make u happy, they ARE fun to be around, they are always there for u, and all that other fun stuff ya lov em for. Yeah so bottom line ->If u wanna cheat u obviously dont deserve ur partner. Why? cause they prob have had the opportunity to cheat on u and they didnt cause u mean the world to them. So break up with them b4 u do. It fuckin hurts. Or just dont cheat on em and live happily ever after. Its not that hard ladies n gents haha. Marley wanted to add a lil quote in ma journal haha "Props to all those people who can fuckin close their legs every time sex is offered to them cause they got morals!" So call yo hunnies n tell em u love em!! haha later guys. until next time! THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOO P.S. having homeschool would be soo badddd. The hightlight of school is to AWAY from ur parents! I mean imagine~> Now son, Tomas Edison invented the lightbulb because he cleaned his room AND DIDNT TALK BACK TO HIS MOTHER DAMNIT!.....ugh shudder. homeschool baaaddd lol Current Mood: Love ya babee! (jap) haha Current Music: Dude when u C more than 1 Moose do u say MEESE?! like GEESE? (Comment on this)
Monday, December 1st, 2003
9:53 pm	And It Goes A Lil Sumthin Like This ~> Sup gays! haha its been (again) forever since ive writen in this thing and i am goin to make a promise 2 all u fine sexy yomakas out there that i will be more consistant! I wasnt feelin to good today so i cam back home from school early (almost ran over this pleasantly plump woman) DATS A HUGE BITCH! haha So Alex how are things since uleashed the fury in the last entry? So much has gone on. I can say though i am so happy now. Drama free right hurr. The Ferren shit is all solved. Sorry for everythin baby. And ive distanced myself from all the drama people in dee schoo and started hangin out with other people. I got badass friends now who i just fuckin love to be around. Givin a shout out to Brant, Donovan, Malinda, Jaime, Heather, Liat, Codyx2, Mattx2, Chelsea, KTx2, Marley, John, Whitney, Nick, Mirriam, Mary and tons of other people dont hate if i left ur sexy ass out im still goNNa Be ur BeStfRiENd (finding nemo best movie ever haha) So yeah dude new Blink CD fuckin rox, Missy Elliots is my african queen, and Britney is hot as everrrr. OH OH Im gonna start working at Fossil! If u havent seen their clothes their so awsome. It's all like rustic and shit. way hot :-) Matt ur party was awsome. Only prob was i had a lil too much jello ;-) Then i had to drive to my dads ranch. Not smart. But yeah :(...umm lol moving on Alright ive been talkin to a lotta people about their past relationships n holy shit people can be hurtful. I actually am doin just fine *big smilin* but for those people out there listen up to these words or wisdom! Things that ruin relationships are jealousy and insecurity. Dont let that happen. Be confident that ur baby will do u right. Otherwise kill em :) I mean it. haha Sometimes i feel like i give too much (everyone always says it) and i have nothing to show for it. hmmm k enough thinkin for one day! But yeah overall im soo happy right now so dont fuck with me! ahhaa have a good one guys ill keep u posed on shit more now...i didnt really kno what to say cause mucho has happened Current Mood: shibby! Current Music: n-e thing that reminds me of my jap haha (Comment on this)
Sunday, October 12th, 2003
1:41 pm	DrAMA DraMa DrAMa My face is like...whoa Daymshitpissfuckmotherfuckerassfartterdcunt! GOOD GOLLY IVE MISSED U! A lot has happened since~First this chick Ferren accused me of keying her car because i was at the game with her boyfriends X girlfriend the night it happened! Cause im soooo the kinda guy that would do that :-( What do i get for it? Well a week later my car gets keyed! But its not a lil scratch bois n gurls its art work on my mother fuckin car! Including the words FUCK YOU on it. About $3,000 damage. Awsome just awsome. That made my jollies drop. lol. Since then her boyfriends car got bricked (Which Ferren accused my friend Jordan of because "she saw him drive away in his green truck" even though that car got totalled about 3 months ago...dumbass), and Ferrens cat got gutted in her front lawn. Can u say fucked up? Yup Yup Yup. Then homecoming was drama because we made these really funny/cute shirts saying Beavers Vs. Cocks and the girls were the beavers and boys were the cocks and one of the moms saw them and freaked out about it. Everyone else including cops loved the fuckin shirts! So she was going to sue because her daughter was on the shirt (even we all know claire isnt the most innocent peanut in the terd are u baby? :-)) So we had to give all the shirts back so she could take off her daughters name. She can take Brian Jones off of there too cause i dont want that name of my fuckin back. Even though thats how he is....legs spread on his back....MOVING ON!! haha. Then my mom hates me because i skipped school 2 days and forged some notes and she found out about it. Lovin that one. She thinks im ill and "need the light of Jesus". So shes sending me to councelling and shit. Lol thats gonna be fun :-) Pooooor councelor. He/she is gonna wish they never had me. Oh and she made me quit my job....bitch... Some one randomly jump that bitch in the street please. Oh and yeah Brian Jones is a fucked up lil shit who needs to leave my name and nics name out of his nasty mouth before he gets his ass kicked. If you wanna kno the whole story just give me a lil ring and ill tell you. And my story will be the truth and not some fucked up lies to make them look more innocent or better because they know they fucked up and they themselves are fucked up. 214 679 7091 "You're gonna get the aids, the herpes and the rickets, and no one is gonna wanna ride in ur car" :-) And here i am~just lookin for someone to treat me right...just look at relationship 101 below So life is just fuckin fantastic and sorry this journal entry wasnt the most exciting ive just not really been happy these days. I just hate drama. It makes me sick but it always seems to follow me. I never start it but it just happened. The ferren thing she did. The shirt thing claires mom did. Well its my fault on skippin school. But yeah My next one will hopefully be better I'm thinking of moving back to my dads for good. Fuck all you guys. If ive learned on thing lately is that no matter how hard you try and make everyone happy they will still say anything to save their own asses and could care less about you. Ive been fucked over one to many times. So if anyone ever asks me why im so bitchy or dont trust anyone. Its not me. Its you. You made me like this becuase i have done nothing but care about you and yalls feelings and shit. Well now its time i look out for mine. Until next time :/ ok lets play the guessing game!! guess who says this saying almost once a day... "my ass hurts" if u guessed brian jones YOUR CORRECT! ^Mar. ur one funny lil boofy Current Mood: hmmm i wonder Current Music: New "john mayer" CD and the new "Brand New" CD are awsome.. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, August 25th, 2003
10:12 pm	Happy Easter!...wait BIRTHDAY! (heheh bunnies) My face is back! *clap clap clap* shake a hand kiss a baby thanks for ur support! GIVE BETSY GIVE! THE BABIES GOTTA LIVE!.....and here we go! So since the last time i talked to yall school was starting. And now school is still going! Until i bomb it...jk jesus. And i gotta tell u it aint bad at all. I have awsome teachers and i get to see the people i wanna. I might drop outta french though. Knowing it already theres not much of a point being in it!...hmm what in interesting QUEERY! haha This weekend was my birthday! Big 1-7! yea its not that big of a deal but it has its perks (stayin out forever and all those rated R movies without having to sneek in anymore) I went to this really expensive chinese resaurant where the chefs cook in front of us!!! i was screaming. No joke. All that fire and he kept getting the damn sause in my eye! I wanted dog but they didnt have any :( There i recieved MUCHO MONEY, a guitar w/ amp!! man oh man its so nice(im joining my lil jesuit homies band hopefully), and some other shit that made me all happy in between the legs! BOOF THAT BITCH! haha then me mar mel sarah john eric and ummm yeah went up to the dads ranch and had a hell agood time thurr!! Gettin drunk and goin off in the woods and getting lost. Not cool! haha So yeah mar girthmuffin u are my wonderful....thing that need to be fertilized! katie its awsome getting to kno u! John i love u to death man and all u other homies whats up!? I dunno this entry might suck cause their nuthin to talk about!! Except im having a fuckin awsome party up at the ranch this saturday! cant tell u whats gonna be there :-) but ohh its gonna be off the ringer! Ok well im off for some tea. >Lil pow wow< Mar recently told me to "not talk to ugly people". Now after much thought ive agreed. Lol jk thats shallow. What she meant to say was dont talk to retards! cause they might eat u. now marley gods children are wonderful to be around. they bring joy and mostly laughter as they fall off somthing. and riding the short bus marley is not somthing to be ashamed of. I encourage everyone to join their special olympics at their school. Their GRRRR8! just like the tiger. just watch out for the drool and they pretty much put anything in their mouths (sluts). lol (But seriously i was a sub at one of those gifted schools and they are the most awsome kids. I love em. Never seen so much emotion and they always smiled. They were just so happy to be alive. Living it to the fullest. Unless we did somthing wrong then the beat the shit out of me) Current Mood: is play-do flammable?! Current Music: special olympics - stephen lynch / i wonder - diffuser (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
10:51 pm	Skaters. I hate 'em. I have never had a problem with skaters. I actually liked the look! I think skatboarding is cool. I think that being stupid and getting high is fine. But when it comes to what happened i just have to unleash some fuckin anger on the lil shits. I was sitting with Mel in the courtyard talkin about how our days have been and all that "exciting" stuff. When some skaters are behind us reading the article in our school magazine (The Talon) about Mer's death this summer. And they go who went out with her again!? And lil Alex goes oh that kid Alex Oger. Hes fucking stupid. And John goes dude hes behind u! And they all laughed and i laughed with em cause he felt stupid. (i didnt care cause hes a loser and no one honestly likes him anyway) But then John goes haha u went out with that dead chick! I lost it. The way he said it. The carelessness of this fucking girl that died this summer. If it wasnt the first day of school and other reasons i would have kicked his ass. Mel was furious too. Their all like oooo were goin to hell and laughed. FUCK YALL! JUST SO U KNO "SKATERS" ARE LIKE COME AND GONE. NOW UR JUST A NEW BREED OF LOSERS! NO ONE LIKES U GUYS AND U CANT GET LAID SO TRY BEING EITHER NICE OR AT LEAST FUCKIN RESPECTFUL TO A DEAD PERSON ESPECIALLY SINCE ITS THEIR EX UR TALKIN TO. AND U CALL EVERYONE POSSERS WEARING THE SAME THING!? HELLLLOOO ECKO?! AND ALL THAT SKATER SHIT?! U ALL LOOK ALIKE TOO! UR FUCKIN POSING FOR SOMEONE TOO DUMBASSES SO HERES A TIP SHUT UP B4 U GET UR ASS RUNNED OVER BY SOMEONE WITH A CAR (which would be me) ON UR LIL FUCKIN SKATBOARDS....thanks guys have a good one! anger released Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: FUCK YOU - by me / u used to be cool - till u fucked w/ me (2 Comments |Comment on this)
10:24 pm	Back To sChOoOl bACK tO SchOoOL Well kids how are u this evening?! I dont kno why but this journal shit is kinda addicting. Better than homework or helping MA MAMA...daym strait...nikka...Shiet~ So yeah first day of school. what a crazy party i tell ya (with party hats and everything). And everyone was invited! I gotta say it was hella good to be a junior and knowing where ur going and choosing your teachers and all that stuff that makes my face happy. I admit i sent a few sophmores down the wrong hall on purpose. Stupid lil bitches :) Hey they gave us that torture so its only right. And their are some daym good lookin ones too! So yeah school is school. Im with my friends, good classes, and since im in the comm. magnet i get to go to any lunch i want, free sideline tickets to any sports event, hall passes, and the awsome pleasure of RUBBING IT IN UR FACE! My first reporter package (show) is due next friday. I did see some fag one too many times today....reeet~ but yar this year so far is looking really good and im just glad the summer of hell is over with. Aight well....GOO-BYE TED! FRANKS AND BEANS! btw i have a teacher named hofucket!...or hofaggot....or is it ho...HOFACKET! great name huh?! Current Mood: FLAMBOYANT! lmao gr8 word Current Music: Brand New Day - Forty Foot Echo / My Goddess - The Exies (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 18th, 2003
10:54 pm	My Someone~Relationship 101 Daym i didnt realize how many people read these but hey! Thats always a good thing. Apparantly everyone thinks ur a badass whitney (REEEET) lol jk. Yeah so tonights the last night anyone can really go out and party but EVERYONE is online at home tonight and here i am with my lil retainer in my mouth singing to french beach boys.how cool are us richardson kids!? I think we need celebratory sex :) Speaking of sex and such im kinda in that wanting my "Special someone" mood. (NO I DONT WANT A RETARD BUDDY). I dunno someone to call my own and talk to and....hold (and touch in naughty spots just like them priests) Sense of humor is always important in a relationship. If my someone cant make me laugh then there is no point. Im all about being stupid. Personality means so much more that looks. Not saying they need to be somewhat attractive. You need someone you are at least attracted to to make that thing click. (i love how im getting all in this mood and here is john im'ing me telling me how cool is finger looks all cut up!) My someone needs to be fuckin nice. I love bitchy funny but dont be hatin everyone cause they who they are fawkers. My someone needs to be understanding. You gotta be flexible! (in more ways than one jk) And seriously were all pretty young...lighten up about relationships! Have fun with em and just enjoy life. ARGUE! yes aruge! not flat out "Bitch ill smoke u and slash yo ghetto cars tired! ILL CUT U" but lil arguments are badass. The ones where u kno in the back of ur head that ya love each other and ull prob get it on later. Their so cute...like a bunny or sumthing. My someones gotta be a good kisser. I dont like that deep throat shit. Soft kissin is hot. And touch. Nothing can be more of a turn on than touch. Even above clothes.(now im listenin to i wanna fuck u like an animal!!!) but yeah sex is awsome but makes sure its worth it cause ull feel not only nasty sick even empty but it just hurts after. make sure it means somethin. I dunno im kinda one of those guys who loves to mess around makin it hot but i like feelings...it has to mean something. Romantic? yes. Horny? Hellll yess. Just was really bored and thought this might be something to do? absolutly. Aight well im gonna head to bed cause i gotta wake up and pick this bitch up and take her to football so she can hit on guys at 7:30 in the mornin (marleys always wide open for a good ball)! Its ok though cause shes hot (looks good as a passenger) and i love her! laterrrrrsss HELLO I WANT MY CHICKEN SALAD PLEASE!! btw my birthday is this saturday:D spread the word...ill have a partay and spread the wealth gemme some good presents! i love each and every one of u cause in the back of my mind i kno if u piss me off i could win by killing u! mucho love Current Mood: wanna get laid Current Music: Ca plane pour moi - Plastic Bertrand (French beach boys!) (3 Comments |Comment on this)
2:19 pm	Journal numero une. (That means number one in Jamaican) Hey whats up my brothers and sisters!~yeah i really dont have a clue as to why i made on of these. Everyone seems to be doing it so im gonna join this CRAZY party! I aint gonna bore u with my life n stuff....i guess ill just put some random shit like jokes....and things....like....things. SO YEAH! just check in from time to time cause its the new cool thing to do. I did bought some shoes from my store and not only was one shoe the wrong size but a different color. Can u say retardED? yeah our store is one fun fucked up furry fast freaky funnel cake forbidden flamboyant flogging mess (cant think of any more F's) Mabye thats why they actually hired me haha. School starting soon and i cant fuckin wait~this summer can be described in for letters.H.E.L.L. When i think about it it makes me sick. Im gonna be a reporter and have my own lil face on all of yalls tv screen every friday for 5 min! And for all u fags that aint excited about that? lifes a bitch aint it :-) It'll be good i promise.YEAST! To show how bored i was today i actually supped down to the low level of sending one of those bots that IM u and bother u for 10 min to my dearest insest sister whitney. You can always count of this hot sex god to make ur day (more like 5 min) exciting. Oh and me and marley are fine damnit so everyone stfu thank u goo-bye! WAIIIIT so im lookin at the Freddy Vs. Jason web site (i hope Freddy wins. Jason never dies damnit) and i found this awsome movie coming out. www.texaschainsawmovie.com . It's based on a true story and actually took place in Tyler, Texas exactly 30 years ago. My face is pumped! I want a pet beaver damnit! Roar10012(2:33:33): omg hey wheezy its me! how u been?! banana nthepant(2:34:05): who is this Roar10012(2:34:17): Sorry, my name is Stacey. banana nthepant(2:34:30): and Roar10012(2:34:37): how old are you? banana nthepant(2:34:49): bye Roar10012(2:35:01): But i'd like to talk with u more. Roar10012(2:36:03): we should talk more? Roar10012(2:37:09): Your not talking banana nthepant(2:37:17): no shit banana nthepant(2:37:21): how did you get my sn Roar10012(2:37:25): How rude, I just want to have a friendly conversation with you, my therapist says its good to meet new people. banana nthepant(:37:37): oh wow wish i gave a shit bye Roar10012(2:37:46): thats nice. Roar10012(2:38:40): check out aimthings.com! they have all kinds of cool stuff, i just love it! Roar10012(2:38:52): dont be so antisocial.... banana nthepant(2:39:07): get a life Roar10012(2:39:15): Life is precious. live every day to the fullest. banana nthepant(2:39:36): so why are you sitting online advertising for websites if life is so precious Roar10012(2:39:46): it can't be me. banana nthepant(2:40:05): what cant be you Roar10012(2:40:18): I don't know, do you? banana nthepant(2:40:39): obviously you dont know much Roar10012(2:40:50): That's too bad. banana nthepant(2:41:05): no its too bad that God fucked up when he was making you banana nthepant(2:41:06): goodbye Roar10012(2:41:14): You r being a bit negative. banana nthepant(2:41:21): oh im not being banana nthepant(2:41:22): i am Roar10012(2:41:31): I love to watch football. ever watch football? banana nthepant(2:41:47): i love to participate in gun fights banana nthepant(2:41:49): ever been to one? Roar10012(2:41:57): Thats nice. banana nthepant(2:42:15): maybe you should go to one sometime Roar10012(2:42:27): i hate this heat! its driving me crazy. banana nthepant(2:42:34): cool wish i had asked Roar10012(2:42:46): Cool as ice! banana nthepant(2:43:03): shut up Roar10012(2:43:13): Have u done anything exciting today? banana nthepant(2:43:23): i buried a corpse earlier banana nthepant(2:43:29): you? Roar10012(2:43:31): Thats nice. WHITNEY I LOVE YA Current Mood: optamistic Current Music: Simple Plan - Perfect/ Foundations of Wayne - Stacie's Mom (Comment on this)