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Vanness Wu -- Midnight Movie |
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Everyone is doing it. So shall I! I'm such a joiner :P
If you call me Pia then you are my friend. Or someone I don't know. If you call me Pips, you are my family, some of my cousins, close friend (Jiki or Lisa esp like using that). Or feeling close ka. If you call me Peeps, you are someone na matigas ang dila na feeling close pa. If you call me Pip, you are Tita Hedy, she never got the S in the end. I feel like a lesbian Noranian tuloy. =( If you call me Pi, you are one of the Anciano brothers or Risa. If you call me PiMarie, you are my dad and I can't hear you so you are yelling. If you call me Pee-hee-mee-hee, you are my mom being gross! XP If you call me Piapips, you are either Eyna or Maureen. If you call me Cindy, you are cousin Rex who still can't fucking tell me and my sister apart til now. If you call me Rica, you are Cousin Jen. If you call me Ate Pia, you are Angel, the only person who calls me 'Ate' :P If you call me Piafacker, you are Junifucker. If you call me El Presidente, you are from FR. If you call me Beautiful, you are Katkat (si Sexy naman siya). If you call me My Queen, you are Marco. If you call me Princess, you are Marco who forgot that I am a queen not a princess. If you call me Prinsesita, you're one of those chismosa jologettes from school who don't like me. And you're just jeluzz :P If you call me Jologs, you are Dino. If you call me Psycho Serial Killa, you are Arden. If you call me Tata or Ta, you are my driver since birth, Mang Guy. It's the Ilonggo equivalent of 'Nene'. If you call me Lola or Madurrr or Miss Byootipul, you are a nurse who doesn't know my name (I dunno, universal to, in all the hospitals I've worked in...) and you want to make me utos to do something. If you call me Clerk Lozano, you are Dr. Gurango, and you never got my name right. If you call me Intuuurrrn, you are a med student from Makati Med who doesn't think it's right to call me 'Pia'. If you call me Intern L***, you are someone from Makati Med. If you call me Inthorn, you are Kapitana, the barok head nurse in JPRNMRC!!! If you call me doktora, you are one of my profs or a med rep who wants to give me free stuff (cool!). If you call me Doktora L***, you are one of my profs and I did someting wrong =( If you call me Doc Fia (ew I hate that), you are a secretary in Kaplan. If you call me Doc Pia, you are one of my fave patients ever, Mang Celso. I wonder if he's still alive... =( If you call me NARS, you are one of my annoying patients from UMC or JPRNMRC. If you call me Dr. L***, you are one of my bosses from Chicago... I always think it's my lolo they're calling =( If you call me Honey, you are Vanness Wu. If you call me Baby, you are Vanness Wu. If you call me Darling, you are Vanness Wu. If you call me Sweetheart, you are Vanness Wu. If you call me Craziness, you are Vanness Wu. If you call me My Private Dancer, you are Vanness Wu. If you call me My Crack Whore, you are Vanness Wu. If you call me Wifey, you are Vanness Wu!!!
And Jards, stop laughing at me. Vanness is coming to visit me this Saturday.
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