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Friday, April 4th, 2003
10:22 pm
I <3 drunken phone calls.

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Monday, March 31st, 2003
4:42 pm


Once upon a time there has a young RACIST named JASON. He was QUICKLY SINGING in the SKINNY forest when he met LAME TIM, a run-away SECRETARY from the CORROSIVE Queen PAULA ABDUL.

JASON could see that LAME TIM was hungry so he reached into his VIAL and give him his LITTLE PUSSY. LAME TIM was thankful for JASON's PUSSY, so he told JASON a very SMELLY story about Queen PAULA ABDUL's daughter CHASEY LANE. How her mother, the CORROSIVE Queen PAULA ABDUL, kept her locked away in a JAIL protected by a gigantic SQUIRREL, because CHASEY LANE was so SEXY.

JASON DIED. He vowed to LAME TIM the SECRETARY that he would save the SEXY CHASEY LANE. He would SHIMMY the SQUIRREL, and take CHASEY LANE far away from her eveil mother, the CORROSIVE Queen PAULA ABDUL, and FUCK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BROKEN WAVE and LAME TIM the SECRETARY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SQUIRREL from his story. CORROSIVE Queen PAULA ABDUL GAMED out from behind a DILDO and struck JASON dead. In the far off JAIL you could hear a WHISTLE.


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4:27 pm
Fa shizzle dizzle, its the Snoop D.O. double gizzle...

Been a while since i've had some gin and juice, so my flavah is kinda watered down. Been workin too damn much, but a playah's gotta keep it bling bling. Too bad im a broke ass white boy that can't get any women. Yes I AM sad.

I should put an add in the singles column... scrawny male, 19, looking for meaningful overnight relationship. must cook in the morning... word! That would be the day...

current music: Bloodhound Gang - Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope

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Monday, February 3rd, 2003
6:06 am
I feel like shit :(

I wanna cry, but I dont care enough to cry
I wanna be happy, but there is nothing to be happy about
I wanna be passionate, but I dont care
I wanna be studious, but I dont care
I wanna be loved, but I dont care... :'(

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Friday, January 31st, 2003
1:05 am
Hello world.

current mood: amused
current music: Ten Foot Pole - Damage

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