Since I can't seem to string together a coherent sentence, here is a list.
1. When I go to sleep un-stoned after a week of having gone to sleep very-stoned, my dreams are quite the strange ones, and when I awaken the world seems a bit off.
2. I'd way rather have diarrhea than be constipated.
3. I used to read Wizard all the time like it weren't no thang.
4. If I could please just be an actress--a real actress, with like, Oscars and stuff--oh man, would that be the fuckin' SHIT, or what.
5. Remember how I haven't had a real school load since high school? And now it's like, "Homework? Wha...?"
6. I was just reading little Mary's dilly and I started taking a quiz linked in there and I totally forgot about this entry for about half an hour.
7. A popup just showed me a picture of Halle Barry, a picture of Jennifer Lopez and a picture of Beyonce Knowles, and then told me I could win $10,000 by picking J.Lo out of the three, so I picked Halle Barry and they still said "CONGRATULATIONS!!!"
8. The kid next to me is looking at squash.
9. The problem is that buses make me horny.
10. I am wearing two jackets, as is my wont, and the one on top I stole from Lauren-Ashley because it has armpit vents you can open by unzipping them. And also pink and silver stripes. Come on.
11. I could eat tamales forever.
12. My orange purse says KUNG FU and smells of duct tape.
13. Dr. Pepper makes the world taste better.
14. "Okay, there was this lady, right? And she bought some knives, yeah, but she didn't buy the forks. So it was Thanksgiving and she was lifting the turkey out of the pan, and her forks slipped and it fell on the floor! And she had this dog, this St. Bernard, and he comes lumbering in and she's all, 'No! No! Don't touch the turkey!' but he was big and he knocked her over. In the confusion her shirtsleeve came too near the stove, on which potatoes and corn and stuff were all cooking, and her shirt caught on fire, so she freaked out, ripped off her shirt and threw it. It hit a curtain and fwoom, her whole house burned down. All because she didn't buy CUTCO turning forks."
15. Mmm, Corona.
16. Forty minutes 'till class.
17. People ask me what I'm taking, and when I get to cosmology they're like, "So you're learning how to do hair and makeup and stuff?" And I go, "Yes."
18. My boss told me the reason she's so hard on me is because I have "natural leadership abilities." Then she went on to ask me if I had a lot of friends, to which I said "Kinda" (meaning no), and then she asked me if a lot of people came to me for advice, and I said "Yeah" (which also meant no). Nobody has ever, not ever, accused me of having any sort of "leadership abilities," natural or otherwise. So I'm like, fuck yes.
19. My life would be a lot easier with a driver's license, and if I wasn't so asian I'd get one, but seeing as how I can't even pass the test in Westminster, which is as we all know the land of the asians, I think it's the bus and the bikeride and the walking for me, forever and ever amen.
20. I have these pants that make bikerides way too good, because of the placement of a certain seam.
21. Once I went for pho with Scott and we got chicken in it, but I thought it was turkey and I still do.
22. I'm just bored and that's why I'm doing this.
23. Stephanie was in my dream last night, and I was in a car with some people and she was sitting on a round thing with Amorina I think, and I was like, "Ohhhh yeah," and then I was looking at her as we drove off and she started laughing and waving. That's what happened.
24. I'm carrying a knife set around school today and cutting pennies with the supershears.
25. I just found out that a friend of mine from school, a cool kid named Sean (not the one who's in love with me, but another), a Sean who loves to smoke herb and eat wonderful victuals, is as much in love with Shakira as I was once, and it's totally like, whoa, nigga.
26. Oh, and Mami? YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. RETARDED.
27. I would love fried chicken right now.
28. aah! aah! aah! HOLY SHIT, fuckin' finally.
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cranky.