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Subject:	100 things
Time:	11:28 am.

Instructions:

1. Copy this whole list into your dilly.

2. Bold things that you have in common with me.

3. Whatever you don't bold, replace with things about you. Take note, ALL 100 are about me, the bold ones I have in common with peth. You bold what you have in common with me then make up new things about YOU for the rest.

01. i'm right-handed.

02. i spend a lot of time in front of computers.

03. i love to read, and i collect books compulsively. I read too slowly for my own good, and have neglected far too many of the classics.

04. call me stupid and you will perish along with the rest of them.

05. i smoke camels because when i started smoking i was in love with an arab girl and everything i did had to do in some way with her.

06. i like to make sandwiches.

07. i try my best to escape, but i'm not so successful at it.

08. i love oatmeal.

09. things i will always talk about include: food, books i like, sex, porn, being tired, being ugly, hookers, drugs, movies, inside jokes, the past.

10. i like doggies.

11. i have issues with men.

12. my mother gets several migraines each month.

13. i've never been to Bermuda, and have minimal interest in going. let's go to jamaica though.

14. i've been to canada, mexico, and washington, d.c., but i've never been to any of the national parks like yosemite and yellowstone.

15. i don't have an incredible sense of direction, but I do love to pretend like i know where i'm going.

16. i enjoy a variety of musical styles, including mexican folk music.

17. my pants are dirty.

18. i can sleep anywhere.

19. i'm no good in the cold.

20. napping makes me groggy, but usually deliciously so.

21. i do not wear makeup because i am a lazy bast'id.

22. sometimes i feel i never get anything i ask for. it's often not true.

23. i am the most forgetful person I know. or at least, remember knowing.

24. i like being female.

25. the term 'feminist' has lost its kick. finally.

26. i have a hard time thinking of places to go that are not the bookstore. (oh, lawd, that is a fine one!)

27. i'm often incompetent.

28. my family is Protestantly distant, but loving.

29. i find cleaning and organizing enjoyable, once i get around to doing it, though dust makes my throat itch.

30. i like to shave my legs.

31. i pluck my face hairs.

32. i've never been skiing.

33. i hate corn and cilantro.

34. i am a homebody who longs to be a wild woman.

35. i hate the word "lechuga". i love the word "smock".

36. i was fired from petco recently.

37. i believe in the right of citizens to bear arms.

38. i have problems paying attention during long conversations, and often find myself trying to catch up with what's been said. i often can't even pay attention to books i am reading. especially when i'm on drugs.

39 i used to be overly concerned with the past. one might venture to say "obsessed", even. I chalked it up to nostalgia, but friends and lovers found it disturbing.

40. my cellphone rings bach's "toccata and fugue" in d minor.

41. i really enjoy thoughtful gifts. i stress too much over finding the right gift for folks. i'm very good at it.

42. i am a terrible driver. like an asian woman on the road.

43. i am way too fucking good at lying.

44. i hate alcohol.

45. i like the idea of being a professor. i like tweed.

46. i just read two novels in two days.

47. can i have a baby soon?

48. lately i've been watching too much TV.

49. i think the lack of courtesy and empathy are sucking the soul out of the united states. amen sister.

50. i have a secret inanimate lover.

51. my secret wish is to be a great screen actress.

52. i love to be driven around, especially at night, as i like to look into windows.

53. late night car rides make me feel sexy and frisky.

54. one day, when i have my own casa, i'll grow my very own pot plant.

55. i am one of those girls who gets rather smelly.

56. i own too many pairs of knee socks.

57. i drink frappuccinos, like, three times a week.

58. sometimes i like to organize my books by vague subjects. I like a shelf to have books in stacks as well as with the spine vertical. it's pleasing to my eye.

59. i am not a member of the mile high club. and I've never had sex in a car, either.

60. if there was a way to gauge worrying, i'd win any competitive worrying contests.

61. i have too, too much stuff.

62. my weight fluctuates with the weather and my state of mind.

63. i have a lot of trouble staying true to my word.

64. i never call people back, although i mean to, i really do.

65. when i do remember my dreams, they are often disturbing and involve big creepy houses, or expansive malls with elusive restrooms.

66. i cannot say no.

67. i am disappointed by the fact that I don't know a whole lot about one topic. i'm not an expert at anything. i know a little about a lot of things.

68. i love to dance, alone in my house with the curtains drawn.

69. masturbation is key to a long and happy life.

70. apparently i have a drug problem.

71. i reallyreally want to make out with a girl, just once.

72. when i was a girl i read constantly. i was often seen reading a book bigger than i was.

73. i am of the opinion that george w. bush is an intelligent man, and those who like to call him a moron are simply prejudiced against southerners who happen to look like the lovechild of alfred e. neuman and a chimpanzee.

74. i am easily embarrassed.

75. there is a girl at LMU who has, i'm convinced, the other half of my soul. maybe she will give it back to me one day.

76. sex? naw...

77. i love talking about sex.

78. i would dearly love to watch.

79. the world is going to hell in a hand basket and it largely has to do with the growing Lolita complex.

80. i've been keeping my online diary for almost 4 years. yikes. well, this and others.

81. i'm an only child. i always wished i had a big brother who would beat up people who picked on me.

82. i wet the bed until i was twelve.

83. my dream is to go on a road trip into the desert and shroom with my dearest amigos, drifting into the milky way as it blazes in its glory (which is, of course, invisible from my casa).

84. i'm good at recognizing faces. i'm bad at remembering names.

85. i am so dead scared of spiders it's not even funny.

86. i've lived at the same place since i was born.

87. i never got a chance to date a lot.

88. i pride myself on my good spelling. and grammar.

89. honestly, i don't follow the trends at all. except the online diary one, but i started that shit.

90. in high school i collected inside jokes.

91. i really really believe in god, but i don't really know him yet.

92. i have giant hair and i hate it.

93. my dog likes to sneeze on my feet while i'm eating.

94. i am constanly on AIM but i always have my away message on.

95. i am judgmental.

96. often, i just want be invisible.

97. i like to try and be a good person. sometimes this is not so difficult.

98. i look a lot like my father's sister.

99. i can code html, to a point.

100. i haven't laughed uncontrollably in years. years.

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