So yeah, I almost got kicked out of the house and shit––sometimes, screaming "FUCK YOU!!!" at your mom isn't the greatest idea. But then she went to church and came back and I was all outside smoking and crying and shivering and we talked and shit's okay again. I'm glad of that 'cause she and I are really actually quite close and when we're fighting it fucks up my whole entire life.
Frank Sinatra, the Chairman of the Board, jesus christ can I get an amen? AMEN!
And that is the same for Gwen Stefani. Is she my new girlcrush?
Oh. Oh oh oh. Okay. Um. If you're scared of becoming a lesbian then don't watch this because it'll totally make you one. I mean, I though I was done wanting pussy after the Stephanie fiasco (a year and a half of my life... gone) but I guess I'm totally not.
Good lord. Where is Tera when I need her. Not that that has anything to do with the above...
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