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Subject:	it looks like a nut-and-bolt... but it's not.
Time:	8:49 pm.

I was browsing here and was on this really long story about this girl and this other girl and their adventures. And my dad comes behind me and I think he's going to the kitchen because that's where the kitchen is but noooo.

Instead, he says, "Y'know, keep reading that stuff and you'll go blind."

I was like, ::dies:: but all I could manage was a squeaky "Why?"

And he said, "Well, it's real small." True dat, homie.

Moral of the story: Only read porn if your parents have bad eyesight.

And...

Where's Keef?
Huh... dolphin head.
Mother's one-day phantom kidney stone extravaganza... with hot EMTs and a firetruck!
Boking sowls
Let's learn piano
Party tiiiime! Party tiiiime! With drunken Raul and Jai the Fly Guy!

Is it over yet?

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