So I had a dream last night wherein I was arguing with Hilary Clinton.
Then this morning I woke up and had to rush out for new betta food 'cause he hasn't eaten since I brought him home last week. And he still won't eat. I think he might be depressed.
He likes to read, though. My mom sets out packages of apricots and apples with stickers on them so the betta can read them while he sulks. Good try, mom. Maybe we should put out Dennis Prager's Happiness is a Serious Problem instead?
I'm gonna go watch Food TV now; it's "Barefoot Contessa," you know.
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