Daily extended (by Astrology.com)
Every time something ends, there is a beginning too -- a germ of a new idea or hint of a potential new direction. Just because you said goodbye to something doesn't mean it still can't inspire or affect your future. Today, take the lessons you've learned and apply them to your newest relationship or business role. Your latest health concern should be addressed -- either with a change in your routine or visit to a professional. Take care of yourself!
[obviously]
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the
red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she
heard
a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious
police
officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her
to
the police station where she was searched, finger printed,
photographed, and
placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman
approached
the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk
where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He
said,
"I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car
while
you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper
sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to
Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the
trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Priceless.
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