OwlStorm's Day

3:44PM

The Denim Cutoffs Your result? 39% practical. 40% sexy. 47% confident.

We've thrown you through the OkCupid washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Irrational. Cute. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE DENIM CUTOFFS. Anybody who has watched the TV series, Arrested Development, will understand the significance of this title. We're not talking about denim cutoffs like the fella (pictured) has worn to the beach. We're talking as an undergarment. And they chafe like hell. Cutoffs do have a certain 1980s-ish sexiness to them, though, which perhaps widens their appeal and suits your moderate sex drive. On the flipside, they're also quite shy as far as underwear is concerned. They cover a bit more, and being made from fabric of a less stretchy variety, they leave a lot to the imagination. They're easy to make if you've got a pair of old jeans at home, too. Just don't use acid wash denim. Like leg-warmers and Boy George, it's a product of the 80s that has not been revived yet, and the world will be a better place if it stays that way. For the record, your female equivalent (also pictured below) is THE VINTAGE NIGHTIE. Check out all of the possible results here, there are 12 for males and 12 for females in total, including your result... MALES The Flannel Pyjamas The Satin Boxers The Denim Cutoffs The Speedo The Modern Corset The Leather Thong The Thermals The Sports Brief The Classic Brief The Boxer Brief Commando! The Leopard Thong FEMALES The Flannel Pyjamas The T-Shirt The Vintage Nightie The Bustier The Vintage Corset The Leather Thong The High Rise Brief The Sports Bra The Classic Bra The Boyleg Brief Commando! The Classic Thong Want to try my other tests? Here they are. Go on! The Homicidal Maniac Test - should others be VERY afraid? The Scatterbrain Test - would you forget your head if it wasn't screwed on? The Verbal Obscenity Test - ouch, my poor virgin ears! The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test - if YOU were a celebrity, what kind would you be?

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 5% on practicality You scored higher than 12% on sexiness You scored higher than 24% on confidence You scored higher than 0% on gender

Link: The Underwear Personality Test written by seeyoshirun on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

4:08PM - "The Haul"

Christmas went well....up until around 2:00pm - that's when the arguement started. It kinda went downhill from there. Dad was being Realistic. Mom was being Idealistic. Not a good combination.....
My new DVD's are
40th Anniversary edition of "Mary Poppins"
Bedknobs & Broomsticks
Superman: The Movie
Harry Potter 1, 2 & 4
Elf
Garfield & Friends Volumes 2, 4 & 5

Also... 1 shirt (blue long sleeve button up)
1 blender w/ food processor attachment.

Not too bad

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Thank you Ozzy for the Calendar & Chocolate yummies!! I think I can get through the near future now! (where did all these zits come from???)

5:04PM - Yawn.....

Experimenter You scored 26 social deviancy!

The Experimenter treads the line between Normal and Borderline social deviancy. They can be comfortable in either the world of freaks OR the world of norms. You've probably tried a few things, maybe broken a few of the lesser laws, but you've never really done anything seriously immoral or amoral. It gives you some good stories to bore your kids with. Cops probably don't mind you too much if they notice you at all (maybe for the occasional speeding ticket) - they were young, too, once.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on social deviancy

Link: The How Socially Deviant Are You Test written by sami-girl on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test