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mischievousQ:What is the difference between hypertension and bagpipe music?
A: Hypertension is the silent killer.
contemplativeThe hollow winds begin to blow,
The clouds look black, the glass is low;
The soot falls down, the spaniels sleep,
And spiders from their cobwebs peep.
–Dr. Edward Jenner (1749–1823)
contemplativeHow I learned to mind my own business
I was walking past the mental hospital the
other day, And all the patients were outside
shouting, '13...13...13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I
saw a Little gap in the planks, so I looked
through to see What was going on...
Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting
'14...14...14'...
contemplativehttp://columbus-day.z12.net/2009.php
contemplativeThe great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
-Art Spander
contemplativeA tough old cowboy told his grandson that the secret to long life was sprinkling a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and, sure enough, lived to the ripe old age of 96. When he died, he left behind 7 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, 3 great-great grandchildren and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
amusedYou Are Peaceful and Passive |
 You are an accommodating, diplomatic person. You know there is good and evil in everyone. You try to live with things as they are. You know there's a lot in this world that you can't change, and you're fine with that. You are a supportive and honest person. You expect people to accept you just as you accept them. You are willing to take time and let things unfold. You are never in a rush. |
contemplativeMom is out of the hospital. Yay.
Mom has been moved to a different facility for some Physical Therapy for an unspecified amount of time. Crud.
Gonna be heading over there in a few minutes to see what the situation / setup is. She's not thrilled about not being at home yet. Can't blame her much....
Until later.........
Mister Owl
It was on this day in 2001 that two hijacked planes crashed into the Twin Towers in New York City....A third was crashed into the Pentagon, and another into a field in Pennsylvania.
R.I.P.
contemplativeThe statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
- Rita Mae Brown
contemplativeSubject: Great editorial by Barry Goldwater, Jr.
Health care? The government can’t even run a railroad
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contemplativeAquarius (January 21 - February 18)
You will go to a wedding soon, at which you will be uncomfortable. You'll have fun throwing rice, though. In fact, chances are good that you'll take up rice throwing as a hobby. "It's not just for weddings any more," you'll say.
I wonder if I should cook it first......
contemplativeTonight: Clear, with a low around 80. West wind between 4 and 7 mph becoming calm.
Monday: Sunny, with a high near 107. East wind 5 to 10 mph becoming southwest.
Monday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 80. West wind between 6 and 9 mph becoming calm.
BLAH!!!
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