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Monday, July 28th, 2003

Time:12:41 am.
Mood: chipper.
Music:Bitch Please-My homies Dre, Snoop, Em & Lud.
Today was pretty damn and mcihelel just bumbed aroun all day adn text messagesd parris. ITS MY FUCKING BABY MC HAMMERS (michelle) BIRFDAY!!!!!!! Michelle I love you your the best.. oh man we counted down teh seconds and we danced adn ahh i started crying...grr i dunno why but it was happy tears..tears of friendship..LOL. shes been my best frind since 4th grade..ahh I LOVE YOU MICHELLE!
anywho we played scrabble...yeah and guess who won...MEE!!
michelle- a weeny 191
me- an awsome 203!! yahooo! well anywho thst all.. Tomroro wis going to be sooo fun! AND I WOUDL LIEK YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT DAYO IS A FUCKING WORD!!!!-now i must go dance (hahah cryp walk)
SHout out to all my rappers yo- Master P and Mc Hammer -Pimpin da love, Coolio
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Monday, July 21st, 2003

Subject:your getting rough and tuff
Time:5:29 pm.
Mood: ecstatic.
Music:Butters on the phone.
Holy cow okay i dont care how weird or creepy my day was because im soo frieaking excited!! im going to be in California tomorrow!! YESSS~! I cant wait!! My brothers picking me up form teh airport and hes having a bunch of friends over and were gonn ahang out and then go see bad boys 2. And then on wednesday hes dropping me off at BUTTERS!! YEY my butter. Then were gonna meet up with david and were gonna go see evryone when sumer school gets out. Oh yeah im gonna hav emy siste4rs cell phone iwth me while im there so if you need to talk to me the number is... 818 585 9403..and i figured out how to text message on it..wee. lol. Anyways i have to go do laundry so i can apck an dthen im going otu to dinner.. I LOVE YOU ALL! i cant wait to see everyone!!! MUAAAAAH!
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Monday, July 14th, 2003

Time:11:40 pm.
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Subject:damnit im an egg!
Time:11:40 pm.
Mood: blank.
damn computer dosnt like when i type in the dark...muahhaha. So anyhoo. Im quiet bored. Im drawing at the moment, well not this moment but the moment previous ot this moment and most likely the moiment following the present moment...yez. I wish I coudl poke you right now! You knwo whats fun about thsi is that hwen i say you its actually talking to sumone becasue who ever is reading it is the 'you'. thats liek insane! I wish my last name was eggbutter. That would be hott. Two words: Alphabet Soup...yes thast right i know you love it! Dont lie! Today I kicked so much ass playing tennis it was insane..and then I played water polo with my sister and like woah.. I beat her...muahaha! There was a carzy child in teh water..I swar it peed liek the second i got it! I talked to parris today..shes such a love..I cant wait were gonna party liek no other..and michlle..oh man crazy times we will be having! Rarrr. The water/cake/anything fights we will have!! Although I will miss driving around for 5 hours trying to finsd something to do and late ngith runs to burger king with richie...but damn him hes in europe. Sad faces. So yea.....I bored.. i wnat to send letters to people but i dont know what to write..i got as far as hey! love always kristie.. i suck at letter writing.. i htnk i shall jsut mail pices of paper with pictures of cows on them.. yes that sounds good, people should get teh message about that. lalal im so ...out of everything today.. it started raining and i was liek holy shit birds are attcaking em and my mom hit my head and was leik ist raining.. ohh man that was werid..and tehn i saw thsi massive rainbow.. it was kinda sad tho.. i dont really liek rainbows.. there so weird..there never there for long..and i dunno i love rain so it always means teh end of teh rain its sad! I wish it woudl rain more..lalal. Well thats enuff. TtFN-muah!
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Sunday, July 13th, 2003

Subject:Where's the msg.
Time:9:46 pm.
Mood: drained.
Music:Dominos comercial..weird!.
Hrm im trying to type in the dark and its kind of hard. Took me liek 5 minutes just to type msg, lol. Well its been awhile..cuz i have a lj. Anywho only 8 days till im back in CA. Oh man it will be sooo nice! I cant wait to see everyone! Its gonna kick ass. Were gonna party and hang and just be our old selves again. God I love all of my frineds. I miss agoura soo much, its my real home and will always be. Me Michelle and Parris are gonna aprty me and Smalls are gonna cake fight I get a big David hug I have to lust after guys with Caity and I have to go read something in Alexs library.. eee!! And a billion other people.. I love you all.. muahhhs! Haha weird day today, I wont even botehr talking abotu it. Well thats all for now.-Fo
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Sunday, May 18th, 2003

Subject:"8:12..alex return"
Time:8:30 pm.
Mood: confused.
Music:New America-BR.
SO.... uhh this weekend..Friday me and michelle went to the mall an dthen went back to her house and chilled. Then saturday we went to kaleys house for her bitrhday and hung out and then went to teh Bad Religion was AWSOME! and my theory has been proven..most guys look hotter iwth eyeliner...mmmm. I was soo into teh punks an dthe eyeliner in there. rarrr. lol! well then we went back to kaleys and jsut chilled. Tehn today me mcihelel molly and parris chilled fro a while and watched titanic...haha ufnny funny movie. Well now im home..jsut uhh doing nothing (as usual) well kinda confuddled about everythign right now! I kinda wish I still went to school...i feel liek i miss out on soo much :( ...oh wlel i guess. Yey parris sint doing summer school so now i can stay with her! gah i hope so..i will totaly need a break from my family. Im goignb to miss everyone sooo much! ahh..okay im out...*mush
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Sunday, May 11th, 2003

Time:8:25 pm.
Mood: amused.
okay amir sent me a link to this kids journal and he had tshi like hot pink picture with liek all these boxes in it and it was liek i dont know its jsut how i feel and so hew drew a picture and omg hha I love you amri your are such a awsoem hilarious kid!!
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Subject:WTF!! rhino skin!??
Time:6:03 pm.
OKay so last night I was supposed to go to talias house and then me michelle molly parris and talias were supposed to go to alexs to watch orgasmo...but i get to talias house and SUPRISE!!! they had planed a party for me!! i was sooo happy! there such sweeties! okay so lets see it was me, michelle, parris, talia, molly, alex, kaley, lara, sara, ryan, carrie, adam, nick, willy...okay so were all there and were watching donnie darko and the david and cameron (i thitnk thast how you spell it?) came and so me and david were talking abtou him and tess...aww it was soo cute okay so then we had a massive cake fight..yess so me talia adam cameron and nick all attacked eachotehr...ending with me and tali being covered and eveone being semi-cakey...well the me and tali had to hose ourselves off in teh back yard an dthen had to run and take a shower...then we got out and everyone started leaving so everyone leaves except me parris talia molly michelel adam david cameron and michelle and molly went upstairs and were all jsut chillin and the teh gusy decide to leave so we say our goodbyes and me and parris start watching pulp fiction and talia was son teh phoen and then david and cameron came back and we watched jay and slient bob and then we had the fuckin unniest conversation of my life!! i was laughing sooooooo hard!~!!! 22 snorts! .....::HuehHUGhG::(yes i now understand!! muahahah .....::FooNaFAnaNana:: well yea so it was cool cuz i talked to david abotu tess and i talked to her on teh phone and they are soo cute together! It made me really wish amir was there!! ahh im sad he couldnt come. Well yea umm lets see what ellse happened..i dunno but then yea theer was more i dunno..but w/e i had an awsome time!! thanx everyone for coming!! And if you dindt come i wish you had cuz it would have been even cooler! well thast abotu it! love you all...xoxo *mushanananan*
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Friday, May 9th, 2003

Subject:The fluffier the better..
Time:10:38 am.
Mood: bored.
Music:A Lisping Lady on tv.
So yesterday was my last day of school. And so far my day has been perfectly boring! I woke up and had to go to teh schoolt o turn in some crappy papers then i went to starbux with my sister and we came home and watched two weeks notice. Now im sitting here watching unsolved mysteries. Yea thats about it..blah blah lalala! Anyways today im supposed to go to Laurel Springs (thats the place im home schooling through) its in Ojai. I hope it dosnt take long! Well yea this is all fro now! Love you all! *kisses-mush*
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Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

Time:4:32 pm.
Mood: giggly.
Music:Jester-parris's fav. song.
Today was fun! Alyssa is sexy like a moose! PIE! adn PArris is my mexican! 8! she wont let me bite her! Caity bit me today and left a red mark. And amir i love you! Aw and David and his gf are the cutest ever!! Annd andd annd...The crossing gurd from last wyear was talking to me today!!! ahhh! Shes sooo weird! Gah she liek chased me and parris to ask what tiem it was and she was like wow i dindt recognize you did you have blond hair..and the whoel time she was yelling across teh street at me! Bye for now!
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Tuesday, May 6th, 2003

Subject:Kids these days
Time:10:44 pm.
Mood: indescribable.
Alright so for sum reason i felt like writing in here. SO im talking to Amir..OH man i love thsi kid hes so fucking awsome! Hes so funny and shuch a sweetheard.. i love you peanut! SO hmm what else..David was taling to me abotu his gf//and that made me get all AWWW on was sooo cute! Caity is OF COURSE talkinga abotu one fo her many loves..and michelle has ditched my im for her english hw..bah! Well anywho thast all for now.. xox *mush*
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Subject:I like unicorns up my ass!
Time:9:27 pm.
Mood: happy.
Alright so tonight was one of the best nights ever!!! I went to BJ's with Alex, Molly, Michelle, Parris and Talia. So we finaly sit down and we ordered food and we get our drinks and were laughing and having fun and we see David. So when david was done he came oevr to talkto us. He wanted to shake everyones hand and when he got to mollyu he totaly knocked her drink all over her. Oh shit it was sooo fuckin funny!! And so then molly kept telling us to get rid of everyhting she cant eat on her diet so we made thsi plate of everythig she couldnt eat and it was really sick and Alex decided we had to get it off teh table so she got up and put it on soem random table and a waitress walked by and totaly bitched her out!! It sucked!! Oh man it was liek teh best ever!! I had so much fun!! I love all of you guys your the best!! Kisses! *mushumness*
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Subject:"Why arnt you cold!" "Cuz im mexican!"
Time:3:57 pm.
Mood: horny.
Ahh oh man today was was funny me and michelel were was same old and english was cool cuz my class is having a party for me on thursday. Lunch was soooo fun!! oh man i love parris and alex and alyssa! Me and Parris were liek playing tshi game thing with alex and she scare the crap out of us! Then Alyssa asks parris "why arnt you cold" and parri well tried to answer...but i answered for her "cuz shes mexican"....ahhaha well hah you ahd to be there but w/e. Well just got hoem form mcDonalds and now im talking to amir..Test time..


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thats all for you all *muchey*
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Monday, May 5th, 2003

Subject:Burned off my eyebrow today!
Time:10:25 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music:Mad World.
So I got bored and i was gettgin tired of having pointless conversations so I made up a story. I told everyone that I burned off one of my eyebrows... Well and thsi is how peoel responded.

xUpsetWordsx (10:12:44 PM): oh dude i burned off one of my eyebrows!!
SHeLLbeLL863 (10:12:51 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
SHeLLbeLL863 (10:13:01 PM): hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha im totaly picturing u without an eyebrow
SHeLLbeLL863 (10:13:03 PM): lololololol
xUpsetWordsx (10:13:08 PM): oh man im so mad!! i look so queer!
xUpsetWordsx (10:13:13 PM): my mom had to cut bangs to cover it
SHeLLbeLL863 (10:13:25 PM): u have bangs now
SHeLLbeLL863 (10:13:27 PM): wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHeLLbeLL863 (10:13:37 PM): u COMPLetly burned off an eyebrow like COMPLETLY
SHeLLbeLL863 (10:13:40 PM): omggggggggggggggggg

xUpsetWordsx (10:15:52 PM): shit dude!! i burned off one of my eyebrows!
NewFoundGonads (10:16:08 PM): hahahahahahahhahahahah are you joking?!?!?!??!
xUpsetWordsx (10:16:12 PM): i look so fucking queer!! my mom had to cut bangs to cover it up!!
NewFoundGonads (10:16:16 PM): how?!
NewFoundGonads (10:17:29 PM): seriously.. how do you manage to burn off your eyebrow??
xUpsetWordsx (10:17:33 PM): i was cookling and i was trying to lite teh stove and it wasnt working so i bent down to see if sujthign was wrong and teh flam liek flared up and burned my eyebrow!!
xUpsetWordsx (10:17:42 PM): it hurt so fucking abd but it looks even worse!!
NewFoundGonads (10:17:50 PM): :'( aww kristie!!!
xUpsetWordsx (10:19:13 PM): i never want to go to school!!
NewFoundGonads (10:19:26 PM): but you HAVE too!!!
....Finaly ending in..
NewFoundGonads (10:22:42 PM): :-[doodie head

xUpsetWordsx (10:19:51 PM): i fucking burned one of my eyebrows off!
IdesOfMarch3255 (10:19:59 PM): hahahha

no shit?
xUpsetWordsx (10:20:09 PM): seriously!! i look like a fucking queer!
IdesOfMarch3255 (10:20:15 PM): oh my god

xUpsetWordsx (10:20:16 PM): i had to get bangs cut to cove rit up!
IdesOfMarch3255 (10:20:19 PM): shave the other one
xUpsetWordsx (10:20:26 PM): no way in hell!!!
IdesOfMarch3255 (10:20:38 PM): dude you're screwed
xUpsetWordsx (10:20:49 PM): i know!!
IdesOfMarch3255 (10:21:40 PM): i dont know how you're gonna hide having one eyebrow
IdesOfMarch3255 (10:23:16 PM): howd you manage to burn?
xUpsetWordsx (10:23:46 PM): i was cookling and i was trying to lite teh stove and it wasnt working so i bent down to see if sujthign was wrong and teh flam liek flared up and burned my eyebrow!!
IdesOfMarch3255 (10:24:22 PM): burnums

Well that entertained me for about half an hour...oh man Alyssa is definatly the most gullabul...but michelle was teh best well all except for bringing up the comb and teh bangs incidednt..thet was very UN-cool! Well its about tiem to retire to the bed. Humm what else to say...lalafafananan...well time to go seep..Love you all *mushumms*
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Subject:Like a bb gun on a bad a wednesday
Time:8:30 pm.
Mood: pissed off.

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Sunday, May 4th, 2003

Subject:OH MAN!
Time:11:06 pm.
Mood: silly.
This thing on my computer poped up and its like "You caught the cooties!" and it has these really cool looking thing and they mad eme soooe excited! well tahst all..NIGHT! *musher* ps...alyssa says im gooderand amir says im Kris-TAL ..well thne what an exciting day

cootie dancing orgy...
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Time:11:06 pm.
Mood: blank.
Music:Pure Morning.
hopeless flirt
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Subject:Whos Lucy?
Time:10:32 pm.
Mood: bouncy.
Music:SILENCE-and its driving me insane!.
Okay today was soo fun!! My brother came and picked me up from talias at 10 and then we drove to liek down-friggin-town la or sumthin and like everywhere else test driving cars. All day long!! Twas sooooo FUn!! We were riding in his car liek blasting rap and neither of us are even like into rap and then christin aguilera (or w/e) was on teh radio liek a billion times! It was crazy-madness!! Well yah it was soo fun and then we were hedding hoem at around 6 and he was liek hey wanna go to thebridge an di was leik the huh so we wnet and its teh like mass place with this huge theater and we saw phone booth! It was a good moive and then we came home! Oh man im goign to miss my brotehr sooo much!! Well yea umm lets see..the rest of teh weekend was pretty good too! I hung out with Parris Alex Talia Molly Adam and Amir. All weekend we watched liek a billion movies! it was great! well anywho im gonna go...I love you all! Kisses! *mush*
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Thursday, May 1st, 2003

Subject:No more testies for today!
Time:4:20 pm.
Mood: horny.
Music:Conan!! YES!. we had testing soo blah that was boring..and then after school parris came over...shes next to me..hey parris! "im still over" she says. Im supposed to do an essay on Romer and Juliet but no one form my class remembers what the topic was so now im screwed! so theres a kid who was sitting next to me today during testing and i was bored so i kiet trying to talk to him but he didnt talk made me really sad! muahahahah i jsut bit parris!! ;) and i have nail polish all over me...but oh well! Yey conan is on..mmm hes hot and super funny!! HAhA the hulk called him! oh man this is funny! "why you not call hulk back....oh well hulk call you back" Today number of teh day is 3! According to parris's birth defect! I wonder wheer everyone is?..its making me sad! :( well anywho im gonna go for you all *mush*
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2003

Subject:Wheres your bresteses?
Time:7:30 pm.
Mood: giggly.
Music:The Simpsons.
Yey im so happy I go tmy nails done! they look so sexish!! umm!! NOw the simpsons is SHHH

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