: Yes, it really does all come down to pants
I didn't realize Kendo class could be so entertaining. People tripping and falling over. Someone laughing so hard they spit water across the store. And the rest of us literally dying in laughter over everything else.
At one point, I tripped on my pants and landed on my scabbard. (of course, by saying scabbard, that means I was using my metal katana, and more importantly, it also points out that I didn't land on the sharp pointy end.)
But the most hilarious moment for me was how we started class. We were practicing our oji waza drills and my partner was doing a stomach cut with his shinai. He came across, and barely made contact... but his sword somehow, in a one in a million chance, stuck through the ties on my pants... and literally undid them!!
I caught my pants before they fell down and just shouted back at him - 'Pervert! Stop trying to undress me with your weapon!!'
My master came out to see what the commotion was about.
My partner - "We almost got to see what she wears under her hakama."
Master - "It's not like you were going commando under there."
me - "... well... actually... I don't wear pants under mine like you all do... my uniform top goes down far enough to cover everything..."
My partner - "I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!'
Me - "Why, because you almost de-pantsed me?'
My partner - "YES!"
Current Lips: light green, turquoise and blue gradient blend
I didn't realize Kendo class could be so entertaining. People tripping and falling over. Someone laughing so hard they spit water across the store. And the rest of us literally dying in laughter over everything else.
At one point, I tripped on my pants and landed on my scabbard. (of course, by saying scabbard, that means I was using my metal katana, and more importantly, it also points out that I didn't land on the sharp pointy end.)
But the most hilarious moment for me was how we started class. We were practicing our oji waza drills and my partner was doing a stomach cut with his shinai. He came across, and barely made contact... but his sword somehow, in a one in a million chance, stuck through the ties on my pants... and literally undid them!!
I caught my pants before they fell down and just shouted back at him - 'Pervert! Stop trying to undress me with your weapon!!'
My master came out to see what the commotion was about.
My partner - "We almost got to see what she wears under her hakama."
Master - "It's not like you were going commando under there."
me - "... well... actually... I don't wear pants under mine like you all do... my uniform top goes down far enough to cover everything..."
My partner - "I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!'
Me - "Why, because you almost de-pantsed me?'
My partner - "YES!"
Current Lips: light green, turquoise and blue gradient blend
Current Mood: 
amused
amused