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we suck we suck we suck we suck [24 Feb 2004|12:07am] [ mood | nervous ] [ music | MSI- the cds on shuffle ] Blah, well mah friends, I've decided to become a superhero. ahh mah bum bum is numb. milli vanilli . oh man i love it when yer cds on shuffle.. cuz like i always expect the next song in order.. and with it on shuffle,i get surprised each and every finger lickin good time. I am tight.. fucking right akldfj aslkdfjsdklfasdjkfsadmmmmmmeatballsalksjdfklajwel Stop drop n' roll nigger. gah im tired Bag mah groceries oh dylan,....... oh baby baby i lube you! --- tiff 1 ..:crackers:..

He's gone.. ... .... ..... again [22 Feb 2004|10:41pm] [ mood | nauseated ] [ music | "9 to 5 at the morgue" - dog fashion disco ] BURIED CABLES twats goin' on mah little love child full of soul. Yeah, im good. If you read this tonight, and yes you! you know who you is nigga, im not mad anymore.. a lil sad.. but not mad.. grrie! I realized it was gonna happen sometime or another, so why not just get it out of the way huh? Mhmm. You fuck Hey you with the pretty face So today,i got up real early for nothin' so i came up and drank rum . woo! Ryan wanted meh to meet em up at one of his aa meetings, so i was there, and i waited and waited, and finally just left. gahhhhh! Fucker stood meh up at a fuckin AA meeting. twat the deuce. So i came home and mhmm drank. and dennnnn i went over to mah sisters. and folded laundry and ate some pizza and umm played pac man, and got free candy. adn and and then i left there, and thought aboot fuckin mikes car up, but ill wait till a day with nice weather to have fun with that cunts ride. On the way home, I saw 2 crusties, 2! Gah! Of corpse they were both walking. Muddfuckas. I beeped at both of em and got a "holla" woo! Quote of the day My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. Kodos gives a speech, "Treehouse of Horror VII" oh and this one.. so its a tie breaker "I just wish more of my fellow queers would come out sometimes. It's nice out here, you know?" --Elton John, accepting a Distinguished Achievement Award from Elizabeth Taylor at the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center's 25th anniversary blowout. Sabrina the teenage witch is on ..:crackers:..

hairless and fancy-free [21 Feb 2004|10:05pm] [ mood | drunk ] [ music | skrewdriver??? ] oh mys, been a long time. Sorry to all mah fans. I know i let you niggas down. I mistook you for cream. My apologies noted dearly. fuck! Well, I'm still trying to get TR to play a free show. Damn niggas wantin' 500 dollas. Pfft. But they said they'd consider a free show, so hold yer breath till then. seriously. start .......*jives* now ohh baby baby Yer prolly the only muddfucker readin' this gay ass shit. So hmm tomorrow , im goin to da first aa meeting at 11am.. ooo free breakfast. score bu bu but more importantly the homosexualy one at 4. yaaaaaay! BANG BAM BIZZITY BOMB. Brush yer teeth yet? Of corpse you didnt. Damn crusty. So hmm you like it when i fuck mahself? HMMMMM I'm sure I was the only one who was turned on last night . fuck.. score har har, im havin' mad hardcore lampshade sex with yo ass oooooo. scurred nigga? Gah, nothin' like porkin a fat chick........ mmmmm pork watch yo language cunt - shane Hmmm. I can't believe yer takin a shower. Shittt nigga, you dont know all about dem wet naps . You ain't nothin! Gah gah gah, its been a while since you kicked mah ass in a nice ol' game i like to call chess. BAM! Anyway, let's have some kids. I'm on the PATCH! - yo sponge lova tiffers 3 ..:crackers:..

[27 Jan 2004|03:42am] ..:crackers:..

i.love.your.dead.donkey [21 Dec 2003|02:42am] [ mood | naughty ] [ music | ---METALLICADOODY--.....the.left.rights ] So.today,was.the.birthday. DUN.DUN.DUN!!! *slinky.porn.music.plays.in.background* For.my.birthday,.my.second.cousin.brought.me.to.Victoria's.Secret.&.modeled.the.awesome.underwears.that......came.complete.with.tails.wewore.only.those.back.to.da.elevators,.where.we.then.pressed.all.da..buttons.&.screamed."We've.found.the...sixth.dimension!" You.see,your.mom.called.me.last.night.and.asked.me.to.mow.her.lawn..In.da.background,,I.could,hear.the.moaning.of.the.kitties.outside..They.were.fucking.like.bunnies,.yet.calling.my.name.at.the.same.time.Last.time.I.went.to.da.supermarket,I.was.looking.for.bread.and.the.butcher.came.up.to.me,screaming,"Stop!"..He.informed.me.dat.I.had.freakish.swan.legs,.and.wanted.to.put.me.in.the.flower.department.so.I.could.eat.da..meat.display.Then.a.big.green.duck.attacked.us!..i.knew.i.should.of.taken.exlax.last.night. Tomorrow.night.I'm.planning.on.giving.myself.a.mohawk,.but.see,I.don't.want.anybody.to.think.that.I'm.copying.them.Thanks.to.my.mom.though,I.have.really.really.long.back.hair.so.my.mohawk.will.extend.from.my.forward.to.my.ass.crack..I'm.thinking.I.should.attach.sparkly.pink.beads.to.every.other.spike,.then.drop.cum.from.the.edges.of.the.others..Maybe.they'll.be.sticky.enough.for.me.to.stick.to.the.seats.of.my.desks..That.way,I.don't.have.to.be.on.top.when.my.teacher.wants.me.to.stay.after.for.extra.help. 1 ..:crackers:..

i.like.it.up.your.moms.ass [21 Nov 2003|01:18am] [ mood | pleased ] [ music | yer.mom.screaming ] wow.look.at.the.fan.go.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.i.really.want.tacos.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round.and.round now.i.gots.da.canadian.sux.for.anal.sex.anthem.stuck.in.my.head.and.i.smell.like.cheese 2 ..:crackers:..

Posey--.i.love.you.but.only.when.im.raping.you! [23 Oct 2003|01:30am] [ mood | confused ] [ music | <3Macabre<3Jeffery.Dahmer.And.the.Chocolate.Factory ] Posey,I'm.thinking.I.might.paint.my.whole.body.purple.and.die.my.hair.white...Would.you.think.i.was.hawt?!?! Me.and.you.need.to.sit.down.and.eat.glass.for.breakfast.one.day..Then.we.can.spat.everywhere.together..*sighs*..*rolls.eyes*.i.mean.come.on,.that.is.so.last.weekend. Yeah.so.I.was.totally.shaving.my.legs.today.and.the.squirrelies.were.watching..Every.time.I.lost.my.balance,.I.......fell.into.the.toilet,.and.they.lit.up.their.bongs....oo.i.took.a.quiz.for.you.lovely ..........................................i.heart.you................................. 0. Do you cut? yes 1. Who do you hide SI from? everyone 2. Who knows about it? brettie-brets.cat. 3. How long has it been since you last cut? 10.minutes. 4. Have you ever tried to commit suicide before? yes 5. Where do you usually cut? my.ass... but.mostly.everywhere 6. When you cut, who's usually the first to find out? my.mom 7. What's your worst experience with a fresh cut? i.got.ibs.and.i.needed.help.cleaning.it.because..it.started.to.smell 8. Do you have a fascination with scabs? no 9. Do you like scars, yes or no? yes 10. Do you name your razor? yes.. hi.Shirly 11. What other methods of SI do you use? i.rip.my.hair.and.finger.myself.till.i.cry...its.all.his.fault. 12. do you dislike the term "self mutilation"? yes 13. What various ways do you use to hide cuts? underwear...and.hemmroid.cream. 14. Once cuts heal, do you still hide the scars?no.. im.born.free.baby 15. Ever been institutionalized/hospitalized for SI'ing? yes 16. Do you ever run into problems with hiding cuts (i.e: gym change rooms)? no 17. What's the best part about cutting to you? the.loss.of.blood.and.the.satisfaction.knowing.my.lover.might.find.his.beach.ball. 18. Do you know of any songs that talk about SI? yes 19. Have you ever been caught cutting/burning, etc? yes 20. What instrument do you use to cut? bathroom.stalls,razors,knifes,fingernails,bobbypins,glass, pencil.sharpeners. 21. What causes you to cut? anything.really.but.moreso.when.my.vadge.leaks.secretions.and.it.dries.on.the.velcro.on.mah.o.so.skater.shoes 22. What do you feel afterwards? horny 23. What is your closest Close Call? when.i.went.bald.and.i.was.bleeding.from.my.scalp 24. How long have you been doing it? Dont.be.stupid 25. Do you keep a razor in your bag? 6 26. Ever needed stitches for a cut so deep? many.times 27. Do you have someone like a therapist you talk to regularly? Fuck.no. 28. Are your parents divorced? well.my.dad.likes.to.rape.deer..........My.mom.is.very.jealous.of.this All.for.you.baby.smooches!..notice.question.number.17....*winks* Self-Mutilation.is.so.gayxcore. Well...i.must.be.off.to.swim.in.a.puddle.of.ketchup.wiff.mah.O.SO.SKATER.shoes Wish.me.luck.on.my.vagina.decorations. gotta.love.the.V.word.. Me.missies.you! o.and.i.really.do.hope.you.find.that.beach.ball.cuz.ima.kick.your.friend.in.the.fuckin.face.if.you.dont. 2 ..:crackers:..

[10 Oct 2003|12:19am] [ mood | horny ] [ music | rythmic.slammish-msi ] 3.1415926 1 ..:crackers:..

gah [24 Sep 2003|06:39pm] shane!!! <3 DECEMBER! GOOD TIMES! 6 ..:crackers:..

where the circle ends [21 Sep 2003|11:26pm] Mountain ranges morning red bahed rides stab up at the trembling blue horizon grey slides lazily off rooftops lands on the incandescent ground and dies. A flock of little men touch down on the thin surface of porchlight Dawn's footsoldiers return to march twilight across our faces skylites ignite and explode scattering shards of april around the room but noone even lives here. We're too busy crashing our cars every morning in the same house. Paving the same roads unwilling to walk them. And even when we extend ourselves it's okay to be included in a moment that stands still so often we don't struggle for the right to say that "We improved conditions" . And so often we form communities only to use them as exclusionary devices. We forget that somewhere people are calling for teachers and noone is answering. Somewhere a man stands and walks across the room and breaks his nose against the door and somewhere these people are keeping records within a book. For now we can call it " Th ook about the basic flaw" or " the book about the letter A" or " Any title that a book about a man that noone cares about might have" And as we turn the pages we call out the sounds of a vanishing alphabet standing here waiting. ..:crackers:..

[20 Sep 2003|05:44am] [ mood | thirsty ] [ music | Bucket Full Of Teeth ] I sliced my face on the bathoom wall * sighs * gahhhhh so gay. i cant get to sleep.. ryan stayed the night.. and hes all fuckin passed out on my fuckin couch , dumb bastard . were going "shopping" today. haha but im just out to get a couple cds , woo! dont know what im getting yet. hope to find some good ol' ac :) .. but i fucking doubt it.. my friend told me to check out this band called Hemdale.... so mother fucker.. you check them out too . so yeah big day today * flexes* I know what ill get! ill get some fuckin pig destroyer! Hell fucking yeah! I'm cooL! maybe cattle decapitation. heh, depends how ima fuckin feelin'. damn im cool. so anyhoo.. Theres a show tonight. :) woo woo ! I made a new friend today :) his name is Rodney. hes kick ass ... so umm yeah LOOK ORCHID...you are the ultimate in hardcore, dance tonight revolution tomorrow!! YOU FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!! What Hardcore band would you be? brought to you by Quizilla YEAH THATS RIGHT. I FUCKING OWN! 10 ..:crackers:..

[18 Sep 2003|06:47am] [ music | mudvayne.featuring.hilary.duff ] i.rule. 1 ..:crackers:..

You are fucking hardcore [18 Sep 2003|06:08am] [ mood | listless ] [ music | TERROR <3 ] You are Converge. You are so pissed off at previous relationships and you want everyone to feel your pain. You make peoples ears bleed and that makes you feel better. What crazy screamo band are you? brought to you by Quizilla WOOT! now that was cool * sighs* <3 Jake From Converge<3 W h y do w e f o r g e t t o f e e d o u r f e a r ? welp, its about 6 am.. And i still havent been to sleep yet. * sighs * Kinda down tonight. Heh.. Fucking emo sluts. I don't like being avoided.. I've been avoided so much.. and it bugs the fuck out of me. Heh , I'll get the fuck over it. Just tickles me.. And angers me! Makes me wanna flame someone. ( steals J's idea and steals his extra can on butane )..So umm yeah, I'm ready to give up on something that hasnt even began.. * sighs * who knows.. I'm just thinking Dylan doesnt want me anymore . Nothing I can do about it.. Just don't know what i did wrong. to be ignored for like a fucking week. GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ill write more later, im fucking tired. ..:crackers:..

You are fucking hardcore! [17 Sep 2003|08:34pm] [ mood | indifferent ] [ music | 38 Counts Of Battery- Delusional Supremacy- Pig Destroyer ] kjafljerwoi348ut8aowejkflasdjkvawl;5t28390yt0seyiwa346oiy4w89fyase 50.cents.is.fuckin.wicked.hardcore 3 ..:crackers:..

[17 Sep 2003|12:29am] [ mood | numb ] [ music | channel 96- An Albatross ] Less Than Zero- Most Precious Blood.. - Yeah, I liked this. This moment is all that I own Tonight I shut my eyes with you on my mind Attempts in vain to forget that you left me to die But I've grown tired of collecting myself from the ground At your mercy, lost and never found Burn my fingertips so no one knows my name The wait could crush my heart one last wish in vain Its colder than it looks outside Ive watched this world pass by my tired eyes Accept this as my farewell note To this world, to this city and to you This time I want it to kill Cannot bear it again This is all I own This unmailed letter, this dead embrace This fleeting moment all that I own So curse this instinct, this hollow hope This boundless desire that's left me here ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ check out An Albatross. They're amazing! I'm so excited about seeing Mindless ( Mindless self indulgence).. I gotta wait so though.. Till like after fuckin christmas.. Gah, urine is worth it. So today.. I did'nt do jack shit. I went to sleep at like 6 am.. Got up around 2 pm.. Took a shower. shaved my legs , brushed my teeth, and headed out.Then i came home , sat on my ass, watched a movie and then got online , finished some shit, updated my website, and played a couple games with my new friend Justin! So anyhoot.. Today.. i came across a cd from Bucket Full Of Teeth .WOOT! yeah im cool.. Check em out too . Dunno if any of you fags like a global threat.. but i find them to kickass.. http://www.aglobalthreat.net/main.html .. check out.. download.. blah blah ..... well im offically withdrawled from school, woot! got my transcripts and realized how much a stupid cunt that i really am. I was ranked 58/485 kids. Hmm yeah. Night school is just so much better for me.. I hate getting up early.. Shit i'm just going to sleep when kids are getting up for school.. Fuck that. January12!! In like a month .. I get to see Norma Jean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...... and dylan. but more importantly Norma Jean <3 hehe. no offense Dylan :) I wonder if im gonna get to sleep tonight some time... I got shit to do tomorrow.. but this fuckin insomnia kicks my ass. well not too exciting of a fuckin day..I took a damn "emo/screamo" quiz.. and it told me I was the band A Static Lullaby HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH....... gay so that wasnt too exciting. I'ma post some shows for us lame kids who live in Indiana. THURSDAY, DEC.26TH, 2002 - 10PM. Downbreed with TBA @ Pierre's Entertainment Center - 5629 St. Joe Rd, Ft. Wayne, IN. ( come visit me.. im in 6500 st. joe rd!!!!) You have to be fucking 21 or over to watch this gay band ( not a very good band.. but you gay adults think it true metal at its finest ) Go Dog Go ( Not a horrible band kiddos ) Friday, October 3, 9:15 PM Wooden Nickel parking lot (North Anthony) Live Rock + All Ages + Outdoor + No Cover They havent confirmed a fuckin time for this.. but ill tell you when i find out Ok, enough of that shit. More importantly save your money and go to some Christian Metal Shows Like Norma Jean! October 25th..... Elgin,Illinois.. If you're interested.. fuckin look it up... Well faggots.i.wanna.take.a.shit/ so ima go.shoot.some.heroin.into.my.foot 7 ..:crackers:..

....:thirteen victims rising:.... [16 Sep 2003|04:12am] [ mood | irritated ] [ music | Hairspray Suppository- The Locust ] You are Hardcore ! You are hardcore. When you're at a show people are jumping away from you foot as you spin kick in the pit. You probably love piercings and tattos. Surely you know several uses for your area code. How Screamo are you? brought to you by Quizilla ooo yeah, im hardcore! -----+ * coughs* on another note... .. you know who you are.. and why im gonna say this.++++ -ahem- listen if you dont like something... no, fuck that,anything that ive said .. you should take a fucking hint . You know what you did was wrong.. and trash talking isn't gonna help you... Thus.. I shall say whatever demeaning material i would like to , to you or any other person I wish . To further elaborate on the subject... I do not wish to fucking hear a goddamn word about jack shit that has happened within the last couple months..You're the one who fucked up, not us. If you have the audacity to bitch about the shit that you caused to people who've got nothing to do with the situation, then by all means, you should be flamed and be "kicked in the teeth!" -REPEATEDLY! So, with that out of the way, I would like to say one last thing. The pretences to which I said anything about you, were created by, noone but yourself. If you do not get the point, in this case, not being sincere and leaving someone in peace, then by all means... you're fucked in the head. If someone takes the time to ask you nicely a couple of times to leave them alone, then you should oblige. If you do not, then who's fault is it?! No appology, nothing more, nothing less. I do not care for you, I will not, and I think that if you're going to obsess about me any further, you may as well save your allowance and go buy a box of razors dumb cunt... because i'm sick of you. We are not friends, We are not in a relationship, and im not taking your shit anymore. Yes, well, one more thing... "sicking your friends on people" does not by any means being sarcastic with your friends about a situation... so once again, you're fucked. And last but not least... I do not want to speak to you, see you, be around or be accuanted with you ever again...so do me, Ryan, Jessica, Andy, and brenden a favor and keep your dick flaps shut :) ++++--- well im irritated and i need to get some sleep , so on that note. Later!=--++ Thanks again candace ... and to Dylan: .......... ....:We havent been talking lately..and sorry ive been getting a little "pissy" with you.. It's just i've been in a shitty mood.so.deal/.w/it.or.fuck.off 2 ..:crackers:..

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