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dearest, i'm falling in love with you. [11 May 2004|04:55pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | doozer ; so scandalous ] hey, i bet you're all really bored and want to fill this thing out for me. AH, YEAH: 001. your name: 002. what do you think about me?: 003. am i one of your friends?: 004. am i nice to you?: 005. seriously, do you think i'm hot, pretty, cute, okay, ugly, or disgusting?: 006. do you ever think about me offline?: 007. what do you like best about me?: 008. what annoys you most about me?: 009. two words to describe me: 010. do you notice a strange habit i have?: 011. what is the nicest thing i have done for you?: 012. when you hear my name what do you think of?: 013. what is my best feature?: 014. what person do you picture me with?: 015. how well do you know me?: 016. when is my birthday?: 017. my middle name: 018. who do i like?: 019. what grade am i in?: 020. my age: 021. any siblings: 022. what color are my eyes?: 023. what color is my hair?: 024. what school do i go to?: 025. what is my favorite color?: 026. say something you really mean about me: 4 -- at least show me some sympathy.

somehow, like a sickness, he infects me [10 May 2004|07:11pm] [ mood | weird ] [ music | perfect endings ; amity vs. love ] boy, oh boy. today i woke up late, so rather than trying to get ready really really fast, i went back to sleep until 8:00. my mother then woke me up and brought me into school late, an embarrassing experience that never quite gets old. the rest of the day was pretty much boring. however, i discovered that i am going to have to do the mile on thursday. ah! i am way too out of shape to be doing that sort of strenuous physical activity. i suppose i am going to be forced to do it anyway, though. alright, now i have got to finish my term paper. at least show me some sympathy.

i wanna see you and me together this saturday. [08 May 2004|05:50pm] [ mood | okay ] [ music | the jealous sound ; priceless ] alright children, settle down so we can get started. AH-hem. today is saturday, may 8th 2004. first order of business! my way cool new layout. so perhaps it will take some time to get used to, but i am an adaptable kind-a gal. next, i command you to guess what i did yesterday. thinking? okay, if you're going to give up so easily, i'll just tell you. i did nothing, YESSS! actually, i would be lying if i said nothing because i watched a movie. it was called pumpkin and it was pretty good. now try guessing what i am going to do later today. well to save some time, i'll just say it. i am going to do pretty much nothing. however, my mother rented some cool dvds from blockbuster. she got willard, tuck everlasting, chasing liberty, intolerable cruelty, and some other ones that i can't quite remember. i've already seen tuck everlasting three times, so that is all cool and whatnot, and i watched willard earlier with my sister and my grandma. it was weird and so was the crazy guy that played willard and so were those cat-sized rats. eeh. now, let's all take some time to reminisce and remember and whatnot. so a few days ago, i found a cd i made last year on may 3rd, 2003. it was very interesting. alright, stop lying, i know you're curious. this was the tracklisting: 1. saves the day ; at your funeral 2. dashboard confessional ; hands down (not the shitty new version) 3. the used ; blue and yellow 4. good charlotte ; change 5. american hi-fi ; don't wait for the sun 6. blink-182 ; adam's song 7. brand new ; magazines 8. linkin park ; somewhere i belong 9. weezer ; island in the sun 10. mest ; without you 11. taking back sunday ; cute without the 'e' 12. good charlotte ; overcome 13. the all-american rejects ; swing swing 14. something corporate ; konstantine 15. the exies ; my goddess 16. dashboard confessional ; the sharp hint of new tears 17. american hi-fi ; another perfect day 18. bush ; inflatable so clearly, this is not the most impressive cd ever made, and some of it is sort of weird to be honest, but i thought it was very interesting to see some of the things i liked just one year ago. i mean, taking back sunday, brand new, and something corporate? it's funny to see that i liked them before their videos were all over mtv2. but hey! let's not get into this because it's too late now. anyway, it has sure been fun, but i should be going. 8 -- at least show me some sympathy.

[05 May 2004|06:30pm] [ mood | hopeful ] [ music | punchline ; you mean the world to me ] i want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions. yeah, ask me anything you want. okay.. go. 4 -- at least show me some sympathy.

i know i never was beautiful enough for you [04 May 2004|10:41pm] [ mood | indescribable ] [ music | the lyndsay diaries ; sometimes ] ah-hem. i lie so bad. i mean, i said i was going to update this a lot more often, but you see, i have nothing outrageous to write about. except maybe how my day at school went. so, okay, i woke up, straightened my skanky hair, and went to school. at school, i finished homework that i was too irresponsible to finish at home, and had time to organize my geography binder. wahoo. anyway, i went to first period and did nothing. the same with second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth. ba doom boom beep. ah, this entry is going nowhere. so! i shall leave you with hawt pictures. eep, ( pictures. ) 1 -- at least show me some sympathy.

i'd be overjoyed if we could just hang out sometime.. [30 Apr 2004|06:56pm] [ mood | frustrated ] [ music | bright eyes ; haligh, haligh, a lie, haligh ] it's been exactly one week since i've last updated, and i have a lot to write about. well, not really, but oh well. so here is how my friday went. today, i woke up and didn't go to school-- well, i did, but just not right away. it was during third period that my mother brought me in, and it was gym class. but! luckily, my mom wrote a note asking if i could sit out. oh man, my mother is pure awesome-ness. after third period came fourth, fifth, and so on.. my day seriously was not very interesting. however! on the bus ride home, tim storms asked me why i copy emma. man, oh man, this question is silly. i mean, how do i copy the emma? i asked him what was similar between the two of us and he had replied with "you don't wear your hair any other way" and "you just sound like her". i told him he was funny, and put on my headphones. i'm just really aggravated with everyone on my bus. so here it is, 7:49 on a friday night. this happens every weekend. eh, i think i was invited to the movies this weekend, but i don't think i'd really want to go with him because it's obvious that he likes someone else. it would be really cool if he liked me the way that i liked him, but no, he likes loves this dirtbag whore. i'm sure the movies would have been really fun too. fookinshawr, lisa workman haha, p.s.: comment and tell me if you think i'm ( hawt or just ugly ) seriously, i mean, i would like to know. 6 -- at least show me some sympathy.

a time when things are fake, relationships made for the sake of good times without being bound. [23 Apr 2004|11:16pm] [ mood | crushed ] she’s a fool because she has this longing for him, but she’s scared to tell him, and find out what he’ll say.. he has a rule that he can never seem too interested because he’s scared that she might not feel the same way, and she wishes he loved her, when there’s no other he’d prefer. 1 -- at least show me some sympathy.

i fell in love, but you.. you didn't fall anywhere [21 Apr 2004|08:20pm] [ mood | busy ] [ music | the rocket summer ; saturday ] okay! today happens to be wednesday evening. and my wednesday, april 21st 2004 resolution is to write in my journal more often. starting today. on this wednesday evening. alright, so. today school was pretty gay. i switched related arts, though. i now have music. we are going to do the macarena, and i can't wait. well, that was eighth period, so after that the day was over. i saw emma on the way to the bus. she is oh-so popular. uh, on the bus i had a substitute for, like, the eighty-fifth day in a row. everything was going pretty much normal, i was listening to my cd player at first, but you know.. some crazily obnoxious checkered girls never shut up. so i turned it off for the rest of the ride. and it was probably one of the first times i've had it off since december or something. i discovered that some people have really gotten very rude. i know, you are probably curious as to what i am talking about. and i'll tell you. our bus driver got all mad and such and said she couldn't be a professional driver if people were going to be standing up and in the aisles. which is right. i know that when i am pretending to drive, people always aggravate me when they act like rabies-infected animals. but then, this little boy is all like, "for god's sake you're a bus driver." i mean, sure, bus drivers are usually sort of weird-ish, but that was so mean. even i was offended. and maybe if he would have used his little brain and thought about what he was saying, he would have realized that bus drivers get paid for what they do, so they actually are "professional drivers". psh, some people are just much too cool for everyone. alright, next order of business. well there is none. sorry. at least show me some sympathy.

%^%$^%$#^^%$#^%$^&$&^% [20 Apr 2004|03:42pm] [ mood | horny ] [ music | lilix., why not the whole damn CD??!?! ] my day was lyke cool. it started off when i saw emma. she's so hawt. i saw alex and she called me ugly. i hate that god damn dego. she can burn. i wore a red shirt today. emma and i matched!!!! big sexy emma did this entry! at least show me some sympathy.

[04 Apr 2004|12:38am] [ mood | awake ] lisa is ________, but _______. lisa thinks a lot about ________. when i think of lisa i think of ________. i want lisa to ________ me. everyone should ________ lisa. if i were alone in a room with lisa, i would ________. i think lisa should ________. lisa needs ________. i want to ________ lisa. if i could describe lisa in a word: ________. lisa will never ________ . lisa can ________ my ________. i hope lisa never ________. i ________ lisa because ________. yeah, you should fill this out. 5 -- at least show me some sympathy.

should i trust this dialect.. to convey the right effect? [25 Mar 2004|09:03pm] [ mood | predatory ] [ music | a storybook ending ; hopeless nights ] well, well, well. it looks like i have finally decided to update my journal after more than a month. so! what is there to talk about? well, at school everything's been going a-okay. it's all spring now and whatnot so things are looking up. today, well, it was alright. i took my geography test, and i am confident with my results. after first period, i went to those other classes, and after that i went to the bathroom. sure, this seems uneventful, but today in the bathroom, i met up with this girl named jesse. lately, despite the fact that i don't know her, she has been saying hi to me and tapping me on the shoulder at odd moments and whatnot. so yeah, today i was in the bathroom washing my hands and she said hi to me and i didn't hear her over the running water, and i suppose she got offended. the reason i suppose this is because all of a sudden, she turned towards me, put her hands on her hips, and said "fine.. don't say hi to me." then she stormed out of the bathroom. all dramatic just like that. yes, i think it's safe to say it was the highlight of my day. as for the rest of the day, it was stupid. in gym, we played a game where people threw balls at each other to get them out of the game. i got out, but people still hit me. darn rebels and their bottled up anger. then i went to lunch and math and.. you know those other subjects and such. so the day was all over and, yeah, i came home. oh! today, when i came home, my aunt that makes me peel potatoes and my po-lease officer uncle were here. and they were all talking to my dad and stuff, and someone brought up the a-mazing egg-stractor. so of course, my father pulled it out and everyone had to try it. i tried to do it, but you know how everything works for me.. the top piece flew at my aunt and the egg sort of exploded. i think i pushed the top too hard. psh.. anyway! now i must say goodbye, because i gotz thingz tah do. sincerely yours, leesa werkmin at least show me some sympathy.

turn down the beating of my heart [15 Feb 2004|11:15pm] [ mood | shocked ] [ music | straylight run | it's for the best ] you must be thinking, 'i wonder how that ca-razy lisa workman's day went.' and i'll tell you how it went. it didn't. my day went nowhere, again. i woke up, showered, got dressed, and did nothing. psh. anyway, there is no school tomorrow, and then it's back to school. i should go somewhere, but my mom is a punk. agh.. i hate this whore journal. p.s.: join my community, youresorad__. even if you don't have a blurty, make one and join the community, or suffer. 6 -- at least show me some sympathy.

if you were a telephone, you'd still be off the hook [14 Feb 2004|11:16pm] [ mood | eye em lyke sew depressed ] [ music | fall out boy | chicago is so two years ago ] so, today is valentine's day. possibly the worst holiday in all the land. why, you ask? because today was made for the sole purpose of selling cards and flowers and candy. so maybe there is some real meaning behind the holiday, but does or has anyone ever taken that into consideration? yeah.. i know. anyway, today i stayed home as i did yesterday, and the day before that, and further back. i didn't really do anything productive at all, except maybe make my bed, shower, and get dressed. i had pizza, though. it was good, you should be jealous. agh, man.. this entry is going nowhere. so perhaps i should talk about something that has been bothering me lately. you must be thinking, 'what is bothering her now?' and i'll tell you what. it's the fact that everyone is just "SeW DePrEsSeD LaTeLy". i mean, you look all over the place and people are writing it everywhere, coming out and saying it, or 'nonchalantly' hinting at suicide in away messages. i mean, i feel for people if they are really depressed, but you look at the people saying this sort of thing and they are extremely popular and giggling annoyingly at all times. i'm sure there are people that are popular and depressed, but there is just no way. i'm not going to drop any names here, and i'm sure anyone who reads this already knows who i'm talking about anyway, but really. certain people need to stop trying to enhance their images by complaining about everything and its mother and how hard their life is when it really isn't. stupid hardcore punks and their depression. 4 -- at least show me some sympathy.

what has she done to my darling innocent boy, my favorite late night someone? [02 Feb 2004|08:40pm] [ mood | disappointed ] [ music | hellogoodbye | two weeks in hawaii ] so it's monday and my day, in one word, was unbelievable. it began at 6:25 am. i got up, straightened my hair, got dressed, applied concealer, then gathered up my belongings and left for the busstop. once there, well, the bus came and that was that. i arrived at school, and i think it is safe to say that my day most certainly did not go on as it normally does. or maybe it is dangerous to say, you would not know the difference. so anyway, at approximately whenever o'clock, in between classes, i stumbled upon i-only-talk-to-lisa-when-i'm-bored-or-when-alex-is-away emma. i decided that it was time to end our friendship, so i pushed her. maybe i pushed her a little harder than i should have, it would probably be favorable to apologize. well yeah, that was about the only unbelievable or unusual thing about my day. well, the rest of the afternoon rolled along pretty smoothly, and soon the day ended. i got on the bus and arrived home. i then ate an afterschool snack and got online because that is what you do when your parents don't drive you anywhere and your 'friends' are the sort of friends that dont pick you up or visit afterschool or call or hang out or even put you in their profile. so yeah, maybe i am feeling sorry for myself. i apologize sincerely. only not because i hate all the people that read my journal. but you know something. now that i am already down feel-sorry-for-yourself drive, i just think that it is a little odd. am i unapproachable or weird or something like that? sure i have people that i can say are my friends, but are they really? only about 5 actually talk to me in public situations. i don't think i've received any phone calls either. god, i really hate you guys. yes, you guys, don't look so surprised. alright that's enough! i am not hardcore enough to feel this sorry for myself and hate all these people. someone put me in their profile and i will never mention all those secrets i know about everyone and their mothers. .. man, i hate writing entries with real feeling. 2 -- at least show me some sympathy.

.. don't flatter yourself, sweetheart [26 Jan 2004|08:42pm] [ mood | scared ] [ music | northstar | rigged and ready ] today was a snow day, and i went outside for a little bit, but then it got too cold for my liking. so i came inside and got a bath and now my hair looks sick. but anyway, i am hoping for no school tomorrow, though that is very unlikely times five. see, i know that the days will just be added at the end of the year, but that is okay with me. i mean, school is the most bearable at the end. so recently i was reading over my journal just to see how much i've grown and matured, but i haven't. however! i did find out that i am psychic. just take a look at this excerpt written on november 30th: "im wrong and i always will be. at least until matt and meghan break up or one of her friends actually see what i see. though that will never happen because 7th grade love ALWAYS lasts forever and no one ever stabs their friends in the back." sure it doesn't seem like anything interesting, but i knew those things would happen, and they did. maybe i should be called madame lisa. if you ask them, none of her friends would say so, but some did admit to agreeing with me sort of, and although matt and meghan will probably get back together, they are not together for now. so anyway, i have been trying to write this for almost three hours with a lot of disruptions and nothing interesting has been recorded yet. and it won't be because i am unsure about whether or not there is school tomorrow, so i am going to bed. hasta la vista, bitches. 1 -- at least show me some sympathy.

wishing death on worthless liars and beauty queens [24 Jan 2004|07:57pm] [ mood | happy ] [ music | fm static | hold me twice ] hm, i think it has been eight days since i last updated, but there is really nothing interesting to talk about. i missed school yesterday because my bus was really late and it was extremely cold, so i went home and my mom never brought me in. i am sort of mad about it, though. no one really wants to go to school, but i was doing alright with no absences. also, i hate getting my work during ddt, AND i missed the last day of health. gym monday, blah. whatever, though. i will not be absent any more, AT ALL. if i am, i will eat a glue stick or something else equally weird. SO! anyway, today was stupid and boring. my mom just refuses to take me anywhere, but you see, i have a plan. i will tell her i need a gym uniform, which i do, and i will trick her into taking me to the mall. so maybe it isn't the most devious of plans, and sure, my mom probably won't care, but when you are desperate, it is worth a try. anyways, let's see.. there is not really anything else left to discuss, except my new layout. my sister made the picture look so miraculous, and i did the rest. so perhaps it isn't all that fantastic, but i like it and you should too. at least show me some sympathy.

i hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips. [16 Jan 2004|07:27pm] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | bayside | a synonym for acqueisce ] so today is friday, and here i am, sitting at home yet again. this week has been pretty boring and uneventful. i was, however, asked to be a part of the davies mentoring program. yes, it is new and according to the letter i received, it will help get me motivated. woo-hoo, i really cannot wait. but the thing is i refuse to be involved in this. from what i got from the note explaining it, members of our wonderful staff have recognized certain things about me that qualify me for a mentor. so what they are really trying to say is that i might just snap at any given moment, maybe shooting someone or something. wo-hoah! i am just so honored. but you see, i would never shoot anyone or bomb my school or anything, so this is really quite unnecessary. all this unwanted attention, though, is likely to make me want to shoot someone, and i have a funny feeling that someone is mrs. conrad. anyway, it's approximately 7:45 pm and it is also very boring. i hope that my mom will actually take me somewhere this weekend. i would like to buy something. hm, let's think. today, my dad drove me to school and the day went on as it usually does. then afterschool i got on my bus, in my assigned seat. and then my sister got on and meghan tripped her, deliberately,, i think. now normally this sort of thing would be funny, but because it was meghan, something must be done. i am hoping for a conflict on tuesday. and speaking of meghan, i now sit diagonal from her and matt, and it is just sick. public affection is not a fun thing to have to be subjected to, trust me. anyway, i don't have school on monday. the end. 1 -- at least show me some sympathy.

i told you six times befo'. shaniqua don't live here no mo'. [12 Jan 2004|05:38pm] [ mood | crushed ] [ music | something corporate | me and the moon ] so today began terribly. my new bus driver decided to make a new seating chart. sure, it started out in a semi-organized way, but as soon as it reached andrea and taylor, they sort of took over. they filled in people's names where they wanted and whatnot, but somehow, me and my sister did not even get on the list. and now i am all frazzled and angry and i am not looking forward to tomorrow. however, on a brighter note, i had an assembly today. it was sort of like a game show, and yeah, ian was in it. it was magical, like double dare, my all-time favorite game show. hm, other than that today was pretty uneventful.. let's see. once i got home, i ate cheese doodles. yum. and then i talked to emma i. and john daniels, and also matt and alex for a few seconds. yep, that was about it.. sha bam ha. at least show me some sympathy.

every smile you gave to me, you can keep them.. [11 Jan 2004|08:38pm] [ mood | crazy ] [ music | poison the well | not within arms length ] so, today is sunday. gosh i hate sundays. and do you know why? not just because it ends in a 'y', but because i have school tomorrow. sure, school is not so bad, and it is the only place someone will drive me to, but it is just not fun at all. and i am still not doing so good. i received my interim, and i got only one a, b's, and two c's. it is like each marking period gets steadily worse. alright, here is the plan! i will be a responsible student and a law-abiding citizen, all while plotting meghan's demise. meghan's demise, you ask? yes, my friend, meghan's demise. now surely you are thinking.. "she is a crazy mofo", but trust me, i am not. i really don't like her. even more now because now, i am realizing many things. other than the reasons i listed a few months ago, or maybe last month, i am not keeping count, i have discovered that meghan has this new personality. i am not sure when it developed, but she has learned how to spell, which, dont ask why, makes me very angry. also, and this is the more valid reason, she has this control over people, and i don't understand how. how is it that no one, but maybe three people, five at the most, notices all the things she does, or how much she has changed and for what reasons. people are just stupid. either that or meghan possesses some magical powers i don't know about. well, here i go, another entry wasted on writing about meghan, as though it will do any good or change anyone's minds.. man well to end this.. diet snapple has a good taste and i love to drink it while making a few grilled cheese sandwiches on tuesday. at least show me some sympathy.

Look here! An EXCLUSIVE interview with the notorious criminal, Emma Ingber, seen only here! [07 Jan 2004|09:56pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | park | conversations with emily ] Lisa Workman: what is your full name? Emma Ingber: emma roberta ingber LW: okay, next. who is your hero? EI: my cat LW: names please. EI: pookie! LW: how old are you and when is your birthday? EI: 13.. february 22nd 1990 LW: whos is your favorite and least favorite band? EI: sublime and simple plan LW: tell me, what is the number one reason you dislike simple plan? EI: they make sushi rot LW: what is your favorite place? EI: the mall LW: least favorite? EI: dentist office LW: who do you despise the most? EI: amber carfagno LW: what's your favorite color? EI: blue LW: what was your "biggest fashion don't"? EI: oh man its gotta be ties! LW: biggest hair don't? EI: corn rows LW: what kind of shoes do you wear? EI: DC's LW: what is your family physician's name? EI: what> LW: where can one typically find emma ingber shopping? EI: d.e.m.o LW: hm EI: not really... i like pacsun? LW: did you ever jump on to the beanie baby bandwagon, and if so, what was your favorite? EI: yes i did...my favorite was hope the bear:-[ LW: how about pokemon? EI: no LW: did you own a furby? EI: no LW: do you eat happy meals? EI: sure did LW: how about big kid's meals? EI: yes:-[ LW: true or false? emma has natural black hair. EI: false LW: =-O LW: who would have guessed EI: ha LW: so then what color is it really? EI: dark brown LW: shouldnt have told me that. when you become a politician, they will dig this sort of information up. EI: sure will LW: okay, what is your favorite comedy? EI: american pie 1-2-3 LW: what store do you hate? EI: wet seal LW: what type of people make you want to swallow a jawbreaker whole, you know, like in the movie. EI: "the punk rawker girls in school" LW: tell me, what do you think makes someone ... meghan brennan... punk rawk? EI: oh i saw the small print...chucks,checkered laces, and HOT TOPIC LW: what is your screen resolution set to? EI: huh? LW: nevermind LW: what did you have for dinner? EI: i didnt have dinner LW: do you eat halloween candy while trick-or-treating? LW: it is very dangerous. EI: yeah LW: what's your nickname? EI: e dawg hah LW: can you confirm that you were seen on friday night at 11:57 pm at a gay bar? EI: how do you know about that? LW: alison EI: shizzles LW: what is your favorite ice cream flavor? EI: i dont like ice cream that much so none LW: how about pizza topping? EI: no toppings LW: did you ever wear big silver hoop earrings? EI: nope LW: how about velour? LW: air forces? LW: pleated miniskirts? EI: no airforces no velour no pleated miniskirts LW: would you ever consider cutting your hair short and donning black low top converses, safety pins, and chains attached to your belt? EI: most definently not 4 -- at least show me some sympathy.

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