Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in Nimbostein's Blurty:

Saturday, October 23rd, 2004
11:24 pm	Don't take this too seriously. Vincstein: there is this commerical for celsuis *some numbers* that shows a liberal anti-war etc rally where this pissed of bitch is like "you said dictators give out free healthcare, well i like that dictator" LTJ Contrast: that was originally on protest warrior Vincstein: oh yeah, cool. LTJ Contrast: she was a part of a communist group LTJ Contrast: that took the time to protest Vincstein: doesnt suprise me LTJ Contrast: clean water and health! whoopty doo! LTJ Contrast: I want to trade my literacy and job and my daughters virginity for free health and clean water LTJ Contrast: and then i want to give up other freedoms LTJ Contrast: and become a muslim muscle headed islamo facsist just so that another arab doesnt turn me in for trying to be anything else LTJ Contrast: yep. Good dictator LTJ Contrast: free health! LTJ Contrast: paul, I dont want to pay 400 dollars for health every month and I dont want my job to get me health and I don't want contracted benefits and a savings account for health when im retired and a 401K LTJ Contrast: fuck that LTJ Contrast: I'm going to go into my time machine LTJ Contrast: go back to the year 1988 LTJ Contrast: and move to Iraq LTJ Contrast: so that i can get my free health god damn it LTJ Contrast: I'm not moving to hawaii because thats america and I'm not moving to canada since their only problems is rape and unemployement. LTJ Contrast: and Israel, oh LTJ Contrast: dont even get me started LTJ Contrast: fuck Israel LTJ Contrast: I'm going to Iraq LTJ Contrast: *red in the face* LTJ Contrast: *mocks people irl about how people whine about health care* LTJ Contrast: okay, I admit, its nice to have free health, sure, LTJ Contrast: but god damn it LTJ Contrast: I'm too proud for that shit Vincstein: so that i can get my free health god damn it Vincstein: ha ha ha LTJ Contrast: america needs to stop having sorethroats and STDs and we need to get rid of mexicans before we get this free health crap without needing to pay an assload anyways LTJ Contrast: and then we should legalize marijuana and billboards LTJ Contrast: rather Vincstein: im going to make a new thread about free, national healthcare, LTJ Contrast: legalize marijuana , and tax billboards LTJ Contrast: sale tax from billboards isnt enough LTJ Contrast: billboards are cheap tasteless and ugly and make a town look like shit LTJ Contrast: they should taxes for their damages LTJ Contrast: especially if they advertise in spanish LTJ Contrast: God damn it Vincstein: agreed LTJ Contrast: lets tax shit that everyone doesnt use LTJ Contrast: like uh.. LTJ Contrast: parking meters LTJ Contrast: yep,. LTJ Contrast: the government gets to take such n such cents from every dollar put into parking meters Vincstein: and births, lets tax babies LTJ Contrast: as harsh as that sounds LTJ Contrast: i agree LTJ Contrast: if we make babies even more expensive to have LTJ Contrast: maybe niggers will think twice about having 5 of them Vincstein: or letting all of them survive LTJ Contrast: but yeha, little shit like billboards and parking meters LTJ Contrast: shit that we don't need to pay for LTJ Contrast: just the advertisers and whoever takes the money from the parking meters LTJ Contrast: but LTJ Contrast: you know those businesses that tkae from parking meters are going to be cheap fuckers LTJ Contrast: you'll need to start carrying pennies with you LTJ Contrast: to help pay for their tax LTJ Contrast: assholes. LTJ Contrast: but i dont give a shit LTJ Contrast: you know why? LTJ Contrast: because i dont goto the beach LTJ Contrast: kerry should "have a plan" about how to get money for this health crap without taking it from our income and businesses LTJ Contrast: i doubt he does LTJ Contrast: he's just use to rich fuckers in mass that can actually fork over 600 dollars every 2 weeks LTJ Contrast: he's probebly going to circumcize the police by taxing parking tickets Vincstein: agreed LTJ Contrast: and other shit LTJ Contrast: I should become a democrat so that people will listen to my rediculous yet effective tax plan LTJ Contrast: and I'll bribe Bush Sr and Perot to say "yes , its good" LTJ Contrast: illegal immirgrants should be taxed too until we get rid of them LTJ Contrast: and even them LTJ Contrast: give them a tax burden when they are gone LTJ Contrast: we should legalize gang activity and tax their crimes LTJ Contrast: hahahaha Vincstein: i have a plan that involves resurecting the dead and taxing them for their new life. LTJ Contrast: look how great vegas is doing LTJ Contrast: economically, we can learn from vegas, morally and politically we can learn from israel, and immorally and entertainmently, we can learn from china LTJ Contrast: since im pro getting tanks and running over protestors LTJ Contrast: hahaha Vincstein: OHH I AM TOO Vincstein: AND FILMING IT FOR THE LIKES OF US TO SEE LTJ Contrast: free speech schmee speech right? LTJ Contrast: free speech should only work for us LTJ Contrast: and limbaugh LTJ Contrast: limbaugh is strange LTJ Contrast: Limbaugh is the reason why.. LTJ Contrast: the day limbaugh dies LTJ Contrast: I'm going to morn LTJ Contrast: limbaugh is so right. LTJ Contrast: and, LTJ Contrast: lately, he's been letting idiots talk on his show LTJ Contrast: just so that he can yell at them Vincstein: ha ha ha Vincstein: hell yeah LTJ Contrast: "hello Limbaugh, did you know that kerry was planning his campaign during bush and gore" LTJ Contrast: "GAH! GOD DAMN IT FOLKS ARE WE GOING BACKWARDS HERE?! GEESH! *pounds fist papers fly like nixon tossing his transcripts and spins his chair and hits the microphone* OF COURSE! THATS WHAT THEY DO!" LTJ Contrast: then this arab calls up limbaugh LTJ Contrast: "hello limbaugh, Bush,, is just as bad as the terrorist" LTJ Contrast: "*sigh* in what aspect" LTJ Contrast: "mr limbaugh... how can you forget the deaths" LTJ Contrast: "the deaths?! what deaths! if you're talking about Iraq then yes. Deaths, *chuckles with annoyance* OF CORSE! ITS WAR! CASUALTYS HAPPEND! I'm sorry! thats just the way war goes. This isnt a perfect world" LTJ Contrast: "but.. mr limbaugh, how can you be pro bush when he" Vincstein: "awwww, your children are dead? boo fucking woo, asshole. Next caller" LTJ Contrast: "Okay, so you're one of these types *mocks* oh, eh, beh.whats the difference between saddam wrongfully terminating his own people and neighboors and uh *studders intentionally* bush invades and plows down and this and that blah blah blah */mocks* enough you guys! This would have worked a couple years ago when people were still confused but the only people who are still confused is like the caller we just had" LTJ Contrast: I'm paraphrasing, but one of his shows went alot like this LTJ Contrast: then after that caller LTJ Contrast: he was all like LTJ Contrast: "okay, liberals, democrats, i love you people. So I'm going to talk in ways the extreme left can understand since they like to compare bush to saddam and bush to hitler. heres a lecture about how wars work and the simularitys in this war with veitnam and the coldwar since you people like to put together the wrong pieces to another puzzle" LTJ Contrast: so he talks about the wherewolves and how the econemy usually gets shot to hell and rises back up in most wars LTJ Contrast: and of course we begins this "this may come to you as a shock but.." LTJ Contrast: hahaha, now i know why democrats hate him LTJ Contrast: when rush limbaugh is having a bad day LTJ Contrast: he totally disrespects their intelligence Vincstein: ha ha ha Vincstein: *laughs irl* LTJ Contrast: most of the time he's rather O'Riellyish about it, but when its a slow tuesday where he's irritable or when its a happy friday where he doesnt care what comes out of his mouth. LTJ Contrast: unfortunately this was a friday LTJ Contrast: it was funny too, because he usually has the pretenders - back to ohio as a theme song LTJ Contrast: but he put on different music that he likes LTJ Contrast: and you can hear his chair squeeking LTJ Contrast: and he's singing along LTJ Contrast: and at instrumental parts whent heres a crash or a stab, he goes "hugh! hey!" LTJ Contrast: very out of charactor for a grumpy old conservative with a drug problem LTJ Contrast: oh yeah, and limbaugh., I think he knows us.. Vincstein: ohyeah? ha ha LTJ Contrast: and he knows some of our friends, LTJ Contrast: and he knows some of groups we joined on myspace. LTJ Contrast: because.. LTJ Contrast: he said something that I always kinda thought LTJ Contrast: "its funny. conservatives these days, especially the increasing younger conservatives. They are the ones having a party and having a good time. They are the cool ones. yeah . puh huh huh! show me a tucked in shirt coke bottle glasses uptight well spoken moral automaton young conservative. and I'll show you a young liberal whose middle class and actually has an opinion" Vincstein: ha ha ha, thats good, very clever. Vincstein: im writing up why i dont think a free national healthplan would work and why it wouldnt work. im going to make it into a thread Vincstein: yep, this is a good post, or will be, (Comment on this)
Friday, October 22nd, 2004
10:37 pm	Let's get retarded! eugh! Lets get retarded! in here, yeh [NP: Black Eyed Peas - Lets get it started] Alright, listen up you guys. I more I hear about this group the more I hate them. First this song starts out with a pet peeve of mine. The girl in the begining goes "In here-eee-yay-euguegeug-ear-ear-ear-ear". Why do I hate this kind of singing? Because it only works for slow boring crap or weird EBM songs. I don't see how Simon Cowel can say some people suck and some people are great when they all go Oo-woo-oo-oh-yay-ee-yay-e-yeah like a fuckin Destiny Child son of a bitch bastard. There was a rather nice looking redhead that auditioned once and did everything that was expected vocally but Simon didnt like her because she was adorably chubby like Sara Rue. Bastard. I would have watched American Idol just for her. Danzig goes "whoa-oh" so I've had enough of these word extensions. This diva singing crap makes Culture Beat and Ace of Base like vocals cool and enjoyable. The only time I can tolerate such vocals is on Drum N Bass. Oh yeah, and the echo pisses me off too. Heres another problem that I had with this song in the first 10 seconds. "And the bass keeps running an runnin an runnin". WHAT BASS?! Oh. Let me guess. Its another one of these stupid mainstreem songs that have no bass what so ever unless you turn up the bass all the way up and all you get is "beubreubrubuebrubueburbeubreueerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbeyhbyreybryebbebrebrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" *tests it out real quick* yep. I knew it. Thats the funny thing about songs like this. They would be even more popular if morons didn't listen it in their cars. I complained about this earlier today. LTJ Contrast: and someone rolls up LTJ Contrast: with "LETS GET IT beurbeurbueburubeubrueburbubu WOO!" LTJ Contrast: beuebruebubruebruebre = the bass LTJ Contrast: and then you're in your car LTJ Contrast: and like LTJ Contrast: "wow, that music sucks, i dont even know what it is" I also saw the video to this catchy crap. I hate that white girl with them. You know why? Yes. It's how she sings, but heres another reason. She's with those 4 or 5 hip black guys. Where is my unattractive cookie cut barbie doll? Oh. Not that I need one or want one because I'm perfectly okay but still. Actually but still nothing. I don't even try. If I tried I'd have women all over me like I do on the internet. Yep. You're a macho kid aren't you. leave a comment telling me that I'm fat and can't get any of this so called "pussy". I'm not a loser okay. I NEVER TRY! How can I loose nothing? haha.. . *hangs head in shame..* No, fuck that. I'm proud. Anyways. Bitches like her are a part of the problem. Oh so what. Hip black guys have six packs and they can dance like Fish. Yeah. real cool. I envy people like the ones on www.clubtvusa.com. They dance so well. PFFT. Fuck dat. I dance like a penguin. I do the fatmans electronic boogalo. Yeah. I don't move my head of short hair around and bend my knees. that can straight up kiss my ass, straight up. Oh so what they can shake their ass a certain way. I can too! Where's my god damn money. Hahaha. You know what else? Those prefaded pants are stupid and so are the tattos on the lower backs. Fuck off, drink piss, suck dick, kiss my ass, get lost, bullshit, punk ass faggot motherfucker damn it to hell son of a bitch (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 12th, 2004
4:26 pm	This is another first. [NP: Klute - Ambient Hell] This journal looks alot like the first draft of PIAA. All white and blue.. Like Israel. Israel kicks ass my friends. Its the holy lands with guns. Anyways, pretty soon I'll be splitting my hard drive into two. One part for windows the other for Linux. I'm learning linux because the time will come when I make a shitload of money and host my own content on a T server. And I want to use the operating system that was ment for this kind of work. Dare I say, that even Macentosh is more efficient than Windows when it comes to SQL's and what not. Last night I watched some WWF again and its still downhill. I only watched 25 minutes for my main man Rhyno. I'm also going to vote for taboo tuesday matches just to spite other wrestlers. Current Mood: busy Current Music: Klute - Oshima (Comment on this)