| Quotes by Great Women |
[14 Apr 2003|08:59pm] |
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La Momma Morta ~ Maria Callas (Philadelphia soundtrack) |
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These are awesome, really.
Inside every older person is a younger
> person -- wondering what the hell happened.
> -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> The hardest years in life are
> those between ten and seventy.
> -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> I refuse to think of them as chin
> hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
> -Janette Barber-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Things are going to get a lot worse
> before they get worse.
> -Lily Tomlin-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> A male gynecologist is like an auto
> mechanic who never owned a car.
> -Carrie Snow-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Laugh and the world laughs with you.
> Cry and you cry with your girlfriends..
> -Laurie Kuslansky-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> My second favorite household chore is ironing.
> My first being, hitting my head on the
> top bunk bed until I faint..
> -Erma Bombeck-
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> Old age ain't no place for sissies.
> -Bette Davis-
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> A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
> A woman must do what he can't.
> -Rhonda Hansome-
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> The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
> -Jane Sellman-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Every time I close the door on reality
> it comes in through the windows.
> -Jennifer Unlimited-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Whatever women must do they must do
> twice as well as men to be thought half
> as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
> -Charlotte Whitton-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
> together and your body starts falling apart.
> -Caryn Leschen-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> I try to take one day at a time, but
> sometimes several days attack me at once.
> -Jennifer Unlimited-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> If you can't be a good example, then you'll
> just have to be a horrible warning.
> -Catherine-
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> When I was young, I was put in a
> school for retarded kids for two years
> before they realized I actually had a
> hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
> -Kathy Buckley-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
> jokes because I know I'm not
> dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
> -Dolly Parton-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> If high heels were so wonderful, men
> would still be wearing them..
> -Sue Grafton-
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> I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
> makes one you can ride on.
> -Roseanne Barr-
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> When women are depressed they either eat
> or go shopping. Men invade another country.
> -Elayne Boosler-
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> Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
> -Maryon Pearson-
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> In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-
> if you want anything done, ask a woman.
> -Margaret Thatcher-
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> I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
> on how to combine marriage and a career.
> -Gloria Steinem-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> I am a marvelous housekeeper.
> Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
> -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Nobody can make you feel inferior
> without your permission.
> -Eleanor Roosevelt-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
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