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*Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

Moving On [25 Oct 2003|12:46pm]

[ mood | crushed ]

[ music | Groovie Ghoulies ]

Hey everyone. I'm officially just going to start using my blurty daveysmyhero. So if you want to be added on THAT list I can leave tons of comments and stuff. I just can't keep up with like 3 journals anymore. In the future I might make some entries in here but for now I'm just going to stop using it completely until I have more time. I can have unlimited friends on that one so it just makes more sense. Make sure to take this one off of your friendslist though if you add daveysmyhero because this one was pretty much PERSONAL entries for people I don't know to read and the other one has one of my friends on there that I dont' want reading this stuff. So just to be safe. Comment there and add me and I'll add you back.

Love, Renee

*1 Want Mohawk Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

Pictures! [22 Oct 2003|04:37pm]

[ mood | good ]

[ music | Tiger Army-Trance ]

Alright..So I promised I'd put some pictures of me on here. I'll stay true to that promise. I'll get some more soon and these aren't too great because I can't take pictures of myself very well but hey..You'll get over it. But You've been warned. If you have a weak stomach then you might not want to view these. Keep a pot of acid near you so you can wash your eyes out, if need be.
Here we go...
( Can You Feel The Pulse? )

*1 Want Mohawk Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

Fag [14 Oct 2003|10:57pm]

[ mood | apathetic ]

[ music | Rudimentary Peni-Teenage Time Killer ]

Fag Look of the moment (Starting from the head down)

1. Trucker hat,tilted at a 45 degree angle from the front of your face
2. A white stone choker OR hemp.
3. An indie band(Drive-thru records) AND/OR a polo collar (For that,im so punk,but I still want to look like a walking man-bitch) shirt that tucks into your.....
4.Dickies pants,or faded blue jeans that sag. -ADD ON- If your sporting the blue jeans, you MUST wear a stupid looking belt buckle to top of your piece of shit look,but you still have to sag and let your ass hang out,even though it defeats the damn purpose of wearing a belt.
5.Old school socks with 2 stripes at the top,we made it cool,now the fags have taken it over. tsk tsk.
6.Finally, Chucks...this was a given.

And that conludes the fag look of the moment.

*1 Want Mohawk Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[11 Oct 2003|01:54pm]

[ mood | good ]

[ music | One Man Army-No Controlling ]

I'm going to a haunted house tonight and I'm going with my sister to get a tattoo..

Oh man.. At the show on Wednesday I passed out because I was really really dehydrated. It was scary as fuck because I woke up and all these people were crowded around me and I was all groggy and didn't know what was going on or where I was.

Some guys were hitting on Stephanie ahah.

I saw Robbie at the show too. Is it just me or does he get hotter and hotter every time I see him? Err yeah... So we talked for a while and I bought 2 shirts and two CD's and got some free stickers and what not.

This guy at the Fall Out Boy merch stand was standing there and telling me to buy these fall out boy shorts and I was like uhh no it's almost winter I'm not buying those. He goes why not they're cool and said he was wearing them and I was like just like no way. But sure enough..he pulled down his pants and he had them on in replace of underwear obviously. Because his dong was hanging out the side of them sticking to his leg. I laughed for about 10 minutes.

I fell in love too with this guy who had a mohawk. He looked about 2 years younger than me but..I found out he was older. He had a mohawk but he it was down at the time and I wanted to lick him.

So yeah that was a very good day but I need to go put on makeup so I don't make a whole bunch of people cry.

Fuck You Very Much, Have A Nice Day

*2 Want Mohawks Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[07 Oct 2003|09:52pm]

[ mood | creative ]

[ music | The Smiths-How Soon is Now ]

I just feel like updating this.

Josh might go out with Jenna.

I might change buses because I loathe mine and Jenna's is cool.

Wes called me yesterday and we talked until like 12. I went to bed at 2 last night and woke up at 5 ughhh..

Fall Out Boy/ Yellowcard/ Matchbook Romance tomorrow....I'm PUMPED. I'm going with Jordan and Zak and Robbie will be there. Eric can't go because he's going to the Ataris on November 16th with me too so he had to make his choice.

My mom rules..She brought me home starbucks and Sushi..That's like the coolest combo ever.

We get to watch The Truman Show in Sociology on Wednesday. We had a free day in Theater all day so that rules.

Family Guy Time.

*Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[04 Oct 2003|01:20pm]

[ mood | horny ]

[ music | Subhumans-Peroxide ]

Just a quick update before I go off to do something..anything..I need out of this fucking house. I've been here way too long.

I'm going to see Fall Out Boy/ Yellowcard / Matchbook Romance and all that jazz on Wednesday at the Muse. FUCK YEAH.

Ataris and Hopesfall are coming to Rockettown on November 16th. I'm like shitting myself. This is Tennessee and since no one comes here it's something to get excited about. NO one knows about it though so I'm not telling anyone. The only people that know are Jordan, Eric, Jennah, Robbie, and Caitlin. Yup..

Oh man..Weird shit. My cousin who is 3 days older than me has over half a million dollars and she doesn't even KNOW about it. I know but she doesn't. She's working at fucking WENDY'S right now getting $5.50 an hour while she has this bank account growing and growing. She doesn't even get it until she is 18 but that's pretty soon. I wonder what she's going to do when she finds out. What happened was she was dropped on her head when she was first born by her mom. Her mom had alot of trouble giving birth to her and when it finally happened she was really really drugged up. The nurse like a dumbass gave my aunt the baby (Heather my cousin) and my aunt dropped her because she was off in some other world with all the drugs. Heather got a blood clot and had a few seizures when she was a little kid growing up but other than that she is completely normal as of now. There is nothing wrong with her at all. Well anyways so my aunt gets $100,000 for pain and suffering and my cousin gets $500,000 from this law suit.

Hmm I love driving my car. ^_^ I need to get some seat covers or something in it though. My dad took my car today like a dumbass and got sand all over it. Pisses me off.

Umm so far today I had starbucks and soup and then I went to Krogers and Home Depot..Man I lead quite the life.

I need a new watch because this one that I got like a month ago is already starting to get behind on the time.

Fuck all these Kazaa cock goblins..If they try to slap me with a lawsuit I'm going to punch them in the nuts. No one really cares if you burn music. Who the hell cares. It's just these major label corporate bastards who can't get enough money. Most of the bands don't even much care. (The ones I listen to don't anyways.)

Wes got in a car wreck the other day.

I don't know why people like The Distillers...Personally I can't stand them. Seriously.. I can't stand the way Brody sings...it gives me seizures.

Mmk Well I need to go clean up before I leave. Update this later.

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, HAVE A NICE DAY

*2 Want Mohawks Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[02 Oct 2003|03:43pm]

[ mood | drained ]

[ music | Penis Flytrap ]

Uhhhhh....

Umm...

I don't have much of anything to say really.

I wanted to see Cursive and Blood Brothers last night. BUT FUCK NO. No one could/would take me and I didn't know of anyone going anyways. :(

Oh yeah. I don't think I ever mentioned in here that I finally got my car. FINALLY. It's so hot.

I'm really tired. Really really tired. I'm really glad it's Thursday and I'm REALLY glad it's October because October=fall and fall=cool

I bought a whole bunch of shit on ebay. I want it to get here really soon. I can't wait until Christmas

I bought:

10 6.7 oz things of Liquid HardCandy Body Souffle whatever the FUCK that is
10 1.7 oz perfume of Liquid Hard Candy
Some eyeshadow
2 Ten Foot Pole CD's
A Jacket
A Damn sexy mexican wrestler purse

and that's it.

Hmm..I'm in heat. Someone come have sex with me ^_^

Yeah this was the most pointless entry EVER. I'll write in this tonight. I might be going to a show tonight but who knows. It's hard to have any type of "scene" when you live in Tennessee.. It's depressing really.

*Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[30 Sep 2003|09:58pm]

[ mood | good ]

[ music | Ten Foot Pole ]

I really should write in here..I have time to every day but I guess I've been tired lately.

I think I OD'd on midol today ahah. I love being female.

I need more friends on this thing. I feel so lonely :( So if you want to be my friend add me.

Uhh...ummm Family Guy comes on in 2 minutes and I have to clean the kitchen/my room while I watch that.

I have been going through a really hard time lately but I don't have any time to write about it so I'll have to do it tomorrow. No one reads this thing anyways.

I'm out.

Renee

*Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[21 Sep 2003|05:59pm]

[ mood | rushed ]

[ music | Cursive-Bloody Murderer ]

I hung out with Jay today at the mall and Ralph. Then I left the mall and went outside to go to the carnival with Caitlin and Jennah. What a day it was yesterday.

I get to see my car in the morning! It's going to be finally here!

In New and Interesting News...I almost got raped by a Carnie that worked at the Carnival at the mall. Some crazy carnie kept rolling his tongue ring at me and acting like he was going to grab my boobs and what not. Males Suck. They do. I'm telling you.

I want a video camera.

I'm going to see Matchbook Romance! You aren't! They're coming with Fall Out Boy and Yellowcard. Pop punk if there ever is any but who the fuck cares. I feel like going and a whole bunch of other people are so it's going to be one big party. That's not who I'm so much excited about though..Moreso To see Cursive and Blood Brothers. I just might pee myself. Just maybe.

Speaking of parties..mine is next week.

My mom found the condoms and douches I bought for the party.. HAHA! She was like if you plan on using those for your party you have another thing coming. I just said..Mom it's tradition and then ran away before she could say anything. She just said that because she had to anyways. She won't do anything if I distribute them. Note To Self: Keep things hidden until party.

I slept all day and didn't do anything.

Why won't AFI come here? :( WHY THE FUCK NOT? I'm in Despair Faction..so I might have been able to go to a Meet and Greet. But guess WHAT? They're just like HAHA! Tennesseee SUCK MY BALLS. We're not oging just to piss you off! :(

Oh the good old days.

I'm sick of people argueing over what is or is not punk.

*Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[18 Sep 2003|10:00pm]

[ mood | exhausted ]

[ music | Propaghandi-Nation States ]

Today was a weird day..

I have a 90 in English. That's so weird. Everyone is failing that class. Ouch. CRAZY EYES CORLEY!

I think I am developing some major problems. I have been taking 4 pills. Birth Control (not for what you guys think it's for..come on now) appetite suppressent, tylenol with codeine, and a Z-pak.

One problem..it makes my stomach dry heave. I was about to throw up until about 11. Egh.

I have been exhausted lately.

My ex boyfriend came over today. It was weird..it was. We are friends. But he was just acting REALLY weird. It creeps me out. He's coming over for my party next Saturday too. Ew. He kept talking about my boobs and how nice they were and kept trying to find excuses to touch them. I don't think I care much for boys of any kind.

I want to see so many shows.

Jenna has been a bitch lately. She got pissed off because I am cooler than her and because people like me more than her and that makes her mad. I think it's stupid. I introduce her to people and suddenly she thinks they're the best of friends and acts like I'm standing in her way. Of course she likes me to have parties because the friends that she has are my friends..but my friends aren't nessicarily hers. That makes no sense and I'm babbling..I know

I miss my sister.

I get my car on Sunday..Still having second thoughts.

Oh well. I would type more but Family Guy is on. Goodnight everyone.

*Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[17 Sep 2003|10:04pm]

[ mood | frustrated ]

[ music | The Smiths-Girlfriend In A Coma ]

Aye. I have been working on homework all night so I won't get much of a chance to do this update full justice.

I'll write a whole lot more later because there's alot I have to say and that has been going on.

Today was a Flexed Wednesday. We got out at 12:05.

I think I'm hanging out with Wes tomorrow but I don't know what we are doing or what time.

Ugh I still have two reviews to write for English.

I have to babysit this Friday.

I'm getting my car on Sunday.

Oh yeah and this is the first day since Friday I have been able to get online or watch TV. My dad cut the cable cord. I thought I was going to go insane.

Ms. Corley likes to give everyone F's and then piss on their papers..Actually she spills coffee on EVERY paper she has handed back to me this whole year but you know what I mean...

My foot is really numb. I can't even feel it..that's how bad it hurts.

Drama, Drama, Drama.

Party next Saturday..You going? Bring food..and a friend. Partayyy

Shows that are coming this October:
Blood Brothers and Cursive
Matchbook Romance
Weakerthans

Oh October..what a lovely month it shall be. Halloween..

Okay I'm gone. This was probably the biggest arrangement of useless crap I've ever read in my life.

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Eerie. [09 Sep 2003|09:47pm]

[ mood | crushed ]

[ music | Alien Sex Fiend-Now I'm Feeling Zombiefied ]

Today was a long day.

A strange slew of events happened. I can't wait until I get my car. Believe me.

Of course Rachel told me she couldn't take me home today. She had to work afterschool. Oh boy. That leaves me with the bus. So here I skip off to the bus and of course I'm late. This one lady who goes through my neighborhood just told me to get on her bus because she lives a few blocks away from me in the same neighborhood. So I get on the bus and I'm like sweeeet Matt, Steven (Estebonbon) and Josh are all on there so I just sat there and talked to them. Then Mrs. Edmonds (the bus driver) says Hey everyone I'm doing the route backwards today because I guess there was an accident on the road to Cameron Farms (my neighborhood) so I'm going to Spring Hill Estates (Josh's neighborhood) first. So I'm just kind of like okay fine whatever that's just dandy. I'll just get off at Josh's and have my mom pick me up later.

So we're going along the road when Mrs. Edmonds gets a call..Kevin Edmonds (her son who is in my grade and I've known since I was 7) is the person who was IN that accident. There was a life flight coming in. It must have been really bad.

They think his legs were crushed. God knows what else.

The weird thing is..is that I saw him 15 minutes before..in the hall.

The weird thing is..I still feel bad. Reguardless of the fact that he made my life a living hell throughout elementary and middle school. He used to call me names and beat the shit out of me. But that's not the point. I just feel so bad. His mom was hysterical on the bus.

Hm..It's something to think about.

I have a headache and I think I'm going to EXPLODE

This whole ANTI piracy thing pisses me off. Get over it and quit whining about it. Greedy artists should be happy they are getting heard instead of surrounding themselves with greed. Shut down Kazaa. How about that for you. Then I'll get Morpheus..or Bearshare..and all will be well. All the bands that I download don't much care anyways. If I like the band..I will buy the CD. It's simple as that. Record Sales are down because of shitty music..not because of piracy. don't make shitty music and there will *gasp* be more record sales..Dumbasses

My cell phone went off in class. :/

Balls Balls Balls..Sociology Sucks Balls

Alright..I'm tired..Bed time.

*1 Want Mohawk Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[08 Sep 2003|05:44pm]

[ mood | giddy ]

[ music | The Offspring-Bloodstains ]

Party in 3 weeks. Hoo-ha! I bought the douches and 48 condoms. 12 of them are colored/scented (I THOUGHT they were flavored..but NO they are colored and scented. What kind of load of bullshit is THAT?) I started cracking up because the douche name is called "INTIMATE WHISPER" What the FUCK? Ahaha!

I am very ugly and I need to go to an ugly home.

*Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[08 Sep 2003|05:32pm]

[ mood | gloomy ]

[ music | Minor Threat ]

Ugh..I've been super busy lately. On top of the fact that my dad blew the cable cord up so we haven't had cable or internet for like a day or two. So here I am.

This weekend was good.

I hung out with Caitlin and Jenna at the mall and then we went to Wal-Mart and bought some.*cough* stuff *cough* Then we went back to Caitlin's house and walked around. We came back to my house and hung out for a bit and listened to music and then we played on the playground behind my house for a while. Then we went to Caitlin's again, made food and watched Evil Dead. I left at like 12 or so.

We pranked Robbie like 30 times and he was getting super pissed off. Caitlin and Jenna took the liberty of saying my name EXTRA loud but hopefully he didn't hear because he hates me enough as it is. Err yeah and I had already seen him at the mall today. I can't believe I ever liked him. Ever. I must have been on some serious painkillers.

Party in 3 weeks. Hoo-ha! I bought the douches and 48 condoms. 12 of them are colored/scented (I THOUGHT they were flavored..but NO they are colored and scented. What kind of load of bullshit is THAT?)

Sunday I ran errands. I watched the movie Identity and just hung out. Err yeah and I went to Target and bought some sweetass stuff.

Year 2000 Automatic 4 door black LOADED Tracker with low miles..I want it now Dammit!

Hmm today was a B Day I don't like those too much.

I just ate one of those Lunchable things..Now I feel really incredibly sick.

There is no CHS home game on Friday. I have every other Friday off so that BLOWS. Anyone want to do something on Friday? Like..bowling or something cool like that?

School sucks. School is gay. School blows. School bites. I hate school. School=blah. The School should blow up.

Okay I'm gone now..byebye then.

*1 Want Mohawk Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[06 Sep 2003|01:12am]

[ mood | sick ]

[ music | Pretty Girls Make Graves-By The Throat ]

Well..I've fallen deathly ill since I've last updated this piece of internet heaven. So let's get started.

I didn't go to school Thursday. My nose is stuffy, I've been throwing up, my throat feels like I've been gargling battery acid, on top of many other problems. I stayed home in bed and then I went out driving later.

Today is Friday. It went by fast surprisingly. I just got off the bus at Caitlin's and went on a walk and then we came back to her house and hung out. Then I came home and went to sleep and got up to go babysitting. It wasn't too bad. I took them to my house and got them popsicles and we jumped on the trampoline. I made like 40 dollars but I still have like no money.

I think I'm going to the centennial game sometime next week with Wes, Daniel, Robbie and Jay. Hopefully some other people will be there too. I'm trying to get along with Robbie..I really am. It's just hard because he's an asshole.

FUCK! I forgot to go to Kroger and get an armband for the Tennessee State Fair. I fucking hate that. I was going to tell Caitlin to get them but I totally forgot. My plans for tomorrow are probably shot.

Ryan didn't know what "on the rag" meant today so he went around and asked like 15+ people if they were on the rag..some being guys and the other were girls who just gave him a really weird look and I couldn't stop laughing.

Ugh this kid pierced his nipple today with a safety pin..

I went to goodwill yesterday and got like 5 shirts. I really don't have all that many clothes though. Especially not shirts. I don't know what has been up with me lately but all my pants have been WAYYY too big for me. I don't know what the hell's going on or if I'm losing weight or what.

I'm trying to talk my sister into driving me with MY car in the summer to an AFI concert with me. I'd really like her to go because she's 18 and not shy at all and she would help me talk to them if I ever got the chance. I would feel more comfortable if she was there too because she's really funny. If she was at ease I would be at ease because she's not worried about impressing them. She proclaimed Davey as the ugliest person alive. She says he has vampire teeth and a weird shaped face.

Everyone buy the new issue of Revolver. TRUST me on this one.

Music is my life.

Well I'm tired so I'm gone.

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, HAVE A NICE DAY.

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[30 Aug 2003|10:36am]

[ mood | happy ]

[ music | The Misfits-Attitude. ]

Wow! Haha Yesterday was pretty awesome actually. Other than the fact that my math teacher FUCKING hates me because she still thinks I cheated on her stupid test. This is going to be a lonnnnng year with her. I have a 72 in her class already. I would have had a 96. DAMMIT!

Well we had a pep rally today and with our new principal and all she literally walks around and MAKES people stand up..well I sat about 4 rows from the back and so no one could see me so I didn't stand up. So IN YOUR FACE. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.. I tried to convince Ryan to throw coleslaw at everyone because Zak gave me coleslaw for no reason. But he wouldn't do it. and I was like well Jenna will give you oral sex if you throw that coleslaw and Jenna hit me and I couldn't stop laughing. Then Eric wouldn't give me the tape that had all this supposedly funny and personal stuff on it. So I anally probed him with a pencil every time he said no. Then I was like..Ryan if you get that tape for me you can touch Jenna's boobs and he was like WHAT? I was like yeahhhh. And he was like you're just saying that and I was like no. He said he'd rather go out with her but that's not happening..ever. I figure..We get the tape. Ryan touches Jenna's boobs..Ryan gets slapped across the face. I'm happy. Ryan's happy. Jenna hits me a few times. Caitlin dies laughing so yeah!

We took a test in Sociology..I think I did good on that. Let's just hope. Then for the other half an hour I slept because we had a sub again.

Theater was SUPER easy. We were supposed to be reviewing speeches but I just sat and talked with Matt about blowing people up and how idiotic Mr. Harris was. Then we left about 10 minutes early to walk around with Jim and we tried to sneak into his class but we got kicked out.

Errrr..yeah so that was my day yesterday. I was GOING to go to the Centennial football game even though I hate football and know NOTHING about it but that didn't happen because I fell asleep for 6 hours when I got home. I really should have went. Robbie, Daniel, Danny, Wes, Allie, Nikki and probably a million other people were there. Maybe they'll go next Friday or something.

I want a Grand Vitara..I need to start looking into cars.

I'm having a party September 27th. I always get really bad anxiety attacks when I have to have a large amount of people over. There's going to be TONS of people this time too. Probably twice as many as any of my parties before. This can be a good and bad thing. If Wes Danny and Daniel fuck it up they won't be invited to another party. Most just Wes and Danny. Daniel rules. Yeah and Seven Hour Drive will be playing and MAYBE Matt's band. I'm glad I have something confirmed though. I just have to keep the house clean and ask everyone to bring some sort of food item. I'm going to buy condoms and douches to put in party bags. Ahaha! No party is complete without condoms, douches, and Vagisil. *cough*

My mom woke me up at 6 this morning and said RENEE what time are you supposed to be getting ready for school. Even though it's CLEARLY a Saturday. And I really wanted to sleep in and I couldn't go back to sleep so I ended up getting up at like 7 or 8.

I finally figured out how to post messages in the message board on the despair faction even though I've been a part of it quite some time..I'm such an idiot.

Well I feel like driving so I'm out for now. Hopefully this day will get a little more eventful. Caitlin is in Camden right now argh.

Shower Time!

AFI WON THE MTV2 AWARD YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!

*3 Want Mohawks Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

Spit In My Face As I Submit So I...QUIIIIITTTTTTT [27 Aug 2003|08:31pm]

[ mood | crazy ]

[ music | AFI-The Devil Loves You ]

EDIT:::This just made my day a whole lot better. If you don't think that's hot there's something wrong with you.

*Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[27 Aug 2003|08:13pm]

[ mood | crappy ]

[ music | Circle Jerks-I Wanna Destroy You ]

Today fucking sucked...

My mom thinks I'm popping pills. She checked my pulse today..Jesus Christ..

My math teacher accused me of cheating because my friend Jenna put a piece of paper on my table that had a math formula on it. She didn't see Jenna put the paper on my desk she just saw the formula and took it up. It wasn't my fault. Goddammit. AND PLUS! She read my fucking NOTE. She didn't have to DO THAT. Jenna was writing about her anal she was about everything too haha. I hope she enjoys that little tidbit of info seeing as it's totally true. She called my parents AND she gave me a 0. I hate her. She was being a total bitch too. I hope she chokes on rotten slimfast. Now I have like a big fat honking F in her class and it's only 2 weeks into the year. Kill me now.

Keyboarding is easy.

Sociology we had a sub so I just did my work and then listened to music for an hour.

Theater I had to sit through this girl who acts like she's on crack sitting there trying to ram her big toe up my ass from behind my chair. This kid that sits behind me fogs up the room with his B.O. it's so freaking horrible. I thought I was going to pass out. We have to present another speech on Wednesday. I'm doing mine on MADD while everyone else is doing theirs on like JFK and gay stuff like that.

Ugh I need to make Allie that Groovie Ghoulies CD. I'm so unmotivated.

I cleaned the kitchen and my room. Let's give a hand to Ms. Productive!

South Park comes on in 10 minutes.

I think Matt's band and Wes's band are playing at my house sometime soon.

*4 Want Mohawks Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[26 Aug 2003|12:21am]

[ mood | amused ]

[ music | Alien Sex Fiend-Now I'm Feeling Zombiefied ]

Today..I manipulated a boy into openly admitting that he had a small penis and that this girl grabbed his penis without even asking him. Most boys are so stupid and gullible. Haha!

Ryan:Davey Havok is gay
Me:Shut the hell up Ryan he has a bigger penis than you.
Ryan:How would you know?
Me: Oh I've been talking to someone..
Ryan: WHAT?!
Me: You heard me
Ryan: SAMANTHA? (his ex girlfriend whom I would NEVER be seen talking to)
Me: Yes..Samantha
Ryan: Oh shit! GOD DAMMIT! I HATE that stupid bitch. Why is she going around telling everyone that? I mean..it's not THAT small. SHE'S the one who grabbed it. I totally had a boner one day and she said she couldn't find it but that doesn't mean that it's small.

Ryan Brown has a small penis.

That made my day.

*1 Want Mohawk Mom Won't Let Me Get One*

[25 Aug 2003|09:45pm]

[ mood | geeky ]

[ music | Tiger Army- Saturn's Shadow ]

Ehh..Today I got moved into a Sociology class..That's just dandy...

I'm going to have a party hopefully in September but definitely in October.

I really wish AFI would play a show near here or tack on some new tour dates that are relevantly NEAR here. I always end up traveling at least 3 hours. I want to see Tiger Army too. I'm seeing The Weakerthans on October 18th at The Exit In. ^_^

Uhhh..I have no idea what I'm doing this weekend but I know that we have Monday off so that kicks ass.

My parents bitch at me for everything. I think my mom PMSes 24/7..same with dad? ehh

We have to do a speech in Theater SHIT SHIT SHIT. I hate getting up in front of everyone.

Old AFI takes so much rank over new AFI. I hope their next CD is better.

I have a major sleep headache because I took like a 3 hour nap.

I'm going to watch Family Guy so I guess I'll update this later. I want to make a new icon. Does anyone have any ideas on what I should make? I love the icon I have now someone made it for me. It made me quite overjoyed.

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, HAVE A NICE DAY

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