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Thursday, October 9th, 2003

Subject: Hangover Time: 6:42 am. Mood: drunk. Music: Chobits-Let Me Be With You.

Hehe...me and Kenshin have a hangoverrrrrrr! We got so damned drunk the other day, it was funnnn and I had all the ladiez cause Kenshin was passed out. We danced on him, but I don' tknow if he was bleeding or not. I can't tell he has red hair. Damn, his hair is bitchin *_*; yeahhhhhhhh then I think one of the strippers at the bar was Meryl so I left! scary woman! -Vash

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Subject: w00t Time: 10:16 pm. Mood: pleased. Music: Boogie Woogie Wu by ICP.

I havent updated this mother fucker in sooooo long! The stupid bitch has been hogging the computer with her stupid Wolfwood and Milly Romance Shrine ! It's soooooo gross! It has pictures of them doing...um.....dirty adult things! EEWWWWWWWW I DIDNT NEED TO SEE PICTURES OF MY BEST FRIENDS FUCKING NO DA! THEY HAVE ENOUGH KIDS! AND NOW THAT THEY LIVE HERE ITS NOT LIKE I DONT HEAR THEM NO DA! EEWWWWWWW Yeah anyways I was bored and took a quiz today. Look, its sexy. I like romantic stuff. Maybe I'm gay. Nah... You like fluffiness and romance. You don't want to see your characters unhappy (even if they aren't ACTUALLY yours...you remembered that disclaimer, didn't you?). You don't care what the pairing is, so long as the fic's two central character ride off into the metaphorical sunset together. Your stories are often full of huggles, kisses, and annoyingly sweet baby talk. Sometimes, they're unrealistically romantic. That's just fine with your readers, though; your stories, with their cavity-inducing sweetness, are more addictive than heroin. In fact, you're probably a really good writer and have got a rather large following. What Kind of Fanfiction Writer Are You? brought to you by Quizilla ^_^ SEE! Well, got to go! Ja ne! -Vash T.S.

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Subject: Sorry Time: 5:42 pm. Mood: crappy. Music: Uruwashiki Kamen by Malice Mizer.

Sorry that I haven't updated this mother fucking thing in so long! I've been really busy!!!!! MORE FUCKING PEOPLE MOVED IN and I had to help for the last week or whatever. Now the people who live here are Farfie, Omi, Nagi, Tohma, Kirby, Knives, Me, Wolfwood, Milly, and all of their five-thousand kids. Actually it's only like four or something. I don't know, I'm bad at math. Yeah so anyways Farfie and Omi and Nagi all share a room (which looks quite similar to that bedroom Omi and Nagi artbook pictutre ;) ) If ya know what I mean :D Yeah so anyways I was helping them move in. Farfie doesn't wet the bed anymore! Good boy! Steph rewarded him with a choco-late-chip-cookie. I was jealous. Maybe I should wet the bed and miraculously stop. Well, anyways, yeah, so thats bout it for today. I'll update whenever. OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS SITE: http://geocities.com/wmshrine IT IS A SHRINE TO PICTURES AND SHIT OF WOLFWOOD AND MILLY FUCKING XD -Vash

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Subject: Quiz Result Crap Time: 12:17 pm.

You Are: Rem Who Are You In Trigun? brought to you by Quizilla I am Rem! I always hoped that I would be Rem ^_^; I mean, I love Rem to pieces! Rem is just uber-cool and a good role model! *cries* I miss Rem!Knives is such an asshole sometimes... Vash the Stampede Which Trigun Anime Character Does Your Personality Resemble? brought to you by Quizilla I AM ALSO ME! w00t! -Vash

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Subject: School Time: 12:04 pm. Mood: shocked. Music: Yes I Will Go Back To School from Billy Madison.

I followed Steph to school today....she didn't know so here I am in the library with her and I tink she knows I'm here now since she slapped me across the face once we got here and yeah :/ It was kinda annoying but hey I'm over it well anyways NICHOLAS D. WOLFWOOD! Good job getting everyone's favorite tainted priest! You might get sick of all the cigarette smoke, but rest asured he most likely will never stick that portable confessional of his on your head! Trigun Bishonen Matchmaker Thingy brought to you by Quizilla I get to fuck Wolfwood :/ ew. HE FUCKS MILLY YOU RETARD!!!!! NOT ME

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Subject: GOMEN! Time: 2:35 pm. Mood: crappy. Music: Elmo's Song.

Gomen for not updating! Steph had to force me. SHE BLACKMAILED ME or something....she said: IF YOU DONT UPDATE YOUR JOURNAL RIGHT NOW, I WILL TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU KILLED THAT ANT THE OTHER DAY and then she also threatened to me that she wouldn't give me donuts for like 10 minutes again >< THAT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER Anyways she was gone for a little bit the other day and I went through her stuff. SHE HAD BAD THINGS. I went in her 'magazine' drawer. In her 'magazine' drawer, there were these horrible books with me and Nick doing dirty adult stuff. EWWWWWWW IT WAS SOOO WRONG! He was grabbing my rear end on the cover. ICK THAT IS SO NOT TRUE WHOEVER MADE IT IS A FUCKING LIAR. Then there were ones with him and Milly doing naughty adult things also. I think those ones are true! XD THEN THERE WAS TATSUHA AND RYUICHI ONES!! YAY!! They are my only homosexual friends. They're mad chill XD -Vash UMMM STEPH IS FORCING ME TO PUT THIS: She doesn't really have bad stuff. I just put it there to amuse you guys. I'm a liar too :( DONT HURT ME PLEASE I love you?

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Subject: Hooters Time: 3:02 pm. Mood: annoyed. Music: Shining Collection from Gravitation(NO I'M NOT GAY OKAY).

Steph slept over her friend Jade P.'s house last night. Which was pretty cool, because me, Knives, Farfie, and Kirby all went to Hooters! It was so fucking awesome! Our waitress had huge jugs! She was hitting on me. Then this random guy Chris came in. He like turned into a wolf or something. I don't know. I was probably too drunk anyways. HELL YES. I had like...corona or something yeah. I AM OF DRINKING AGE for I am 135 :) OH MY GOD THE PSYCHOTIC BITCH GOT A NEW JOB. I guess that she quit being an insurance girl and decided to be a waitress...at Hooters...eewww...thank god she wasn't our waitress! But she noticed me and was all like 'HEY VASH WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE AFTER I GET OUT OF WORK I'LL LET YOU SEE SOME REAL HOOTERS' and I was like...UM NO THANKS MERYL THATS OKAY I'LL PASS and I put my arm around Kirby and was like 'see I have somebody for tonight' and Kirby was all like get the hell away from me Vash and then we left Hooters and yeah. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ~*Vash*~

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Subject: Cuddles and Bubbles Time: 4:34 pm. Mood: hot. Music: The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang.

EEEEEE I HAD SO MUCH FUCKING FUN AT CUDDLES AND BUBBLES OKAY I AM DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS IT WAS AWESOME AND STUFF OKAY Yeah I am so serious right now that it's not even funny. I went to Cuddles and Bubbles hotel. They have these big jacuzi things in the rooms with bubbles and stuff and its fun and tickly and I am so fucking ticklish it's not even funny. YEAH. So anyways everybody loves me. I swear to god that all the women there wanted me. They were hotter than...oh shit nevermind...that's none of your business who I think is hot and not and yeah. So anyways I had fun at cuddles and bubbles hotel. Knives and Farfie and Kirby were so fucking jealous by the time I got back...heheheehehehheehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehhe HERE IS A FLASHBACK AT WHAT HAPPENED okay. Me: Hehehe...CUDDLES N BUBBLES ROCKS Knives: No, it does not, for it was created by humans, therefore it sucks. Farfie: I didn't wet my couch last night! :) Kirby: Did you get laid?!?!!? Me: *blushing* UHM....MAYBE! That's none of your business Kirby, you sick, perverted, freak! Are you gay or something?! Kirby: NO! Me: Hehehe...yeah right! Farfie: Vash, you should NOT make fun of gay guys! You know, Trowa is gay with Quatre! Vash: EXACTLY! That would make Kirby gay since he's Trowa, if that wasn't beautifully obvious! Kirby: NO! Just because people write sick, twisted, fanfiction and doujinshi that doesn't mean it's true! BESIDES! I only am Trowa's english voice! Go yell at the Japanese guy okay! Vash: You guys are just jealous because I got laid-OH SHIT! I wasn't supposed to tell anybody...agfuck fuck fuck! Knives: You didn't fuck a human, did you? Vash: That's none of your business! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OKAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET A PIECE OF ASS! Knives, Farfie, Kirby: AG HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?! And there you have it!!! PROOF that everybody was jealous XD OKAY that's all for today! I am still...exhausted from this weekend! ~*Sexy, naked Vash*~

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Subject: Everybody Wants Me :D Time: 8:19 pm. Mood: amused. Music: I'm Too Sexy....damn I can't get it out of my head :D.

Hahaha...so many fucking people want me :D I have a god damned fanclublisting thing, okay?! I joined it because I am conceded like that, you see! LOOK! It even has a picture of me and I'm all like 'Love and Peace' and I look so sexy (as usual) and stuff, and you should drool at the picture. MY FANLISTING. w00t. I think that's all for today. But I might find some more, incredibly sexy stuff for you to drool at. -Vash

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Subject: Bored Time: 6:08 pm. Mood: horny. Music: I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred.

Saturday. Saturday is the fucking event okay. Love and peace. Saturday rocks :D That means my slave owner person is home today :) She ahd to go to a wedding yesterday and left me all alone with the Farfello cosplayer, Knives, and Kirby Morrow. Knives killed a spider in Steph's basement today. I cried because there is supposed to be love and peace in the world and not killing the spider in Steph's basement, which I named Freddy. I <3'd Freddy because he was a living thing like you and me, so, that automatically made him cool. Steph told me I should still have this blurty thing but also make a blog, whatever that is. She said she would help me with it since she's a computer geek and is good at that stuff. She has no life but to look at naked pics of me on doujinshi sites. But thats c00l. Cause I have a sexy body if ya know what I mean ;) ANYWAYS the Farfello cosplayer, who I'm just going to call Farfie from now on, was being all...gay and stuff and wanted to cornrow my hair...I was bored too and I let him. I looked like a wiggah, okay. And I also had no clothes on because I am the naked slave boy, and I wonder what I felt sticking in my back when Farfie was cornrowing the back of my hair...hmm...I'll find out sooner or later....maybe it was the back end of the hairbrush or something...I dunno...Steph said he is a bishounen but not as sexy as me...HAH! Of course I'm the sexiest one :) But, I must admit, there is some competition between me and Kirby Morrow. I don't think as much with Knives even though he's my twin because, well, hes a prick okay...thats what Steph said...I don't exactly know what that means since I prefer to keep my language nice and clean most of the time...I guess its something bad... You'll NEVER guess what happened today! It was horrible. Guess who called Steph's house while she was away? Meryl Stryfe She was all fan-girly and weird. She was like "OOOH VASHY OH MY LORDY LORD I AM SO HAPPY I FINALLY FOUND YOU ARE YOU OKAY I MEAN ARE YOU REALLY A SLAVE THATS SO HORRIBLE I'LL SAVE YOU AND WE CAN RUN AWAY AND GET MARRIED" and then I told her she had the wrong number and hung up on her. Psycho. I am going to tell Steph today that she should change her phone number and make it be unlisted or something, so that Meryl can't do that again. Ever. Though, I do miss Milly and Nick. Maybe I should make them come live on Earth. This one time Nick was saying how he wanted to go on eden and he explained it and there were trees and stuff. There are trees and stuff here, thats so cool! I think I'm going to call them later or something. They can live with Me and Steph and Farfie and Knives and Kirby and we can kick Farfie off of her couch and they can live there with their...however many kids they have now. Hopefully if they move in they don't make disturbing noises at night....eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww ANYWAYS....that was SOOO off topic okay...yeah...I have to go, I am going to the Cuddle and Bubbles hotel tonight :) Ja! ~*Vash!*~

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Subject: First Entry :) Time: 9:39 pm. Mood: excited. Music: Rubber Ducky from Sesame Street.

Hi! My name is Vash. This is my first entry. Steph told me to make a journal so that I can share my life with all of my fan girls. I guess thats pretty cool. I just hope that Meryl doesn't find this, she might stalk me or something and take me away from Steph! NOO, that would be terrible. I am Steph's boy-slave. Along with Farfie, Knives, and Kirby Morrow. I don't like Knives. She only keeps him here because he kills Spiders. She only has the Farfie guy here because he was a hot Farfie cosplayer. And, she only has Kirby Morrow here because he's almost as sexy and hot as me, ya know? I am SO her favorite, it's not even funny :) Anyways, I'm tired, and Steph said that she changed the bed sheets to be pretty ones with lips on them! Cool! That symbolizes love! And peace :D -Vash

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