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[18 Aug 2003|08:49pm]
Hey, anyone have a spare uJournal code? If you do, will you be so kind as to give me one please? I really want one. :)
thanks, I hope I charmed you all with my charmingosity(not) into giving me a code!
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At my house, on my computer..... [17 Aug 2003|07:27pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | Banana Song ]

Janette is at my house. Annoying me with her Janette-osity. But I don't mind, because I am nice like that. She wants to play...er.....go fish, so I'll go...I guess.
But I hate her. We must not forget this.

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Lalala..... [16 Aug 2003|03:01pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | Duelling Club - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ]

I've invited Janette and Salsa to come over to my house tomorrow. I have no real friends. Salsa said that she would come, but we'll see. And Janette said that she would ask for permission, so I'm not even sure either one is coming.
Anyway, I really want to go to the next soccer World Cup. Unluckily though, it is in German Land. I asked my mother if I could go, but she told me not to "be so silly."
Happy days.

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[15 Aug 2003|05:30pm]
Who am I kidding? I wouldn't be able to go off food for half a day! I love food! Hmm, there's an odd woman standing outside looking at my next door neighbor's house. There' s something wrong with her. She looks uncivilized; like she hasn't had electricity in quite a while. Possibly an Amish person. Oh well, who am I to judge who is and isn't uncivilized?
A non-Amish.
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[15 Aug 2003|05:21pm]
I do not have enough new school supplies and clothes. And back to school shopping comes by only once a year. I may have to go off food to make my parents listen to me. Yes, I'll start today.
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Bonjour, my amis ?normes, j'ai des sorts...errr....to tell you [15 Aug 2003|05:18pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Yesterday was the worst day I have ever had the unfortune to live through!
OK, first, my sister was using the internet, and I told her not to, because I was waiting for a call, and then she just lost her rag and screamed at me. Honestly, is it really my fault that her life is so ennuyeux et tragique? Anyway, I just shut myself in my room until she left, then I thought the day was going to be fine after all.

My cat, Voldemort, got mad at me and savaged my cheek when I decided that she had had enough food for one day.
Then she thought I was playing with her and bit my toe, and then a bowl fell on my head.
Still, I'm so HAPPY!
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[13 Aug 2003|07:12pm]
I found a fife in my little sister's playhouse, so now I shall learn to play. (That way, I can tell my friends that I am cool [errr....] and they are not [sure, why not?].)
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[13 Aug 2003|07:09pm]
This is what my day was like yesterday.
My M and D and both sisters pranced off to Sav-on, and I was left all alone. So I thought, "Why, what a great time to try to do flips for the very first time when I am all alone and no one to help me if I break my neck."
So I tried and tried, and I finally managed to flip, so I thought, "hey, I am truly cool." Then I tried again and landed on the side of my head.
So I decided to call Janette and invite her over on Sunday. For no apparent reason at all.
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[11 Aug 2003|08:24pm]
Hahahaha! You have GOT to check out this site! http://uglyfootballers.com/
It's sooooo funny. And cruel.
But I thought this guy was gorgeous (er...not)
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[11 Aug 2003|08:19pm]
Oh, yeah, Voldemort (my cat) was viciously attacked by my three dogs (Misty, Frisky and Penny).
My sisters and I banged on the bathroom door, and told my dad, who was taking a shower at the time, and he ran out wearing a towel moments later and saved my cat. We brought her back inside without so much as a scratch, and then she attacked me for getting near her food.

Stupid cat.
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I went to my grandma's house today :) [11 Aug 2003|08:16pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | Ice cream truck ]

It was fun. But my little 2-month old cousin was there, and I don't like babies at all. All they ever do is eat, poop, cry and scream. But my grandma is the sweetest little lady in the world (in my opinion) so it was fun.

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Movie... [10 Aug 2003|08:20pm]
I'm watching a movie. About fat camp. That's how tragique my life is.
But I love it anyway
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[10 Aug 2003|08:03pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Oh yeah, this last entry is "To be continued..." Tell me what you think though. I need to know how I did as my first (and most likely only) public ghetto appearance. My sister helped me write it, and I kept saying, "Huh? What does that mean?"

But I have to admit that it was funny.
Although rather pointless

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Haha, Ghetto Harry Potter :D [10 Aug 2003|07:47pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Toss the Feathers - The Corrs ]

For no apparent reason....

Ron Weasley is talking to Luna Lovegood

R= Ron L=Luna

R= Hey Luna, wazzup?

L=::blinks at him:: You’re Ronald Weasley.

R= Gee, thanks for telling me; I wondered, you see.

L=::turns around and shakes bum madly:: ROOOAR PIG RONNNAAAALLD!!

R= Hahahahaha, My turn! ::does some serious break dancing and breaks his neck:: Ouch, oh well, sheeit.

L=SUCKAAA! You be is getting on my LAAYST nuves! ORALE PUES! Pffft. chumpipe.

R= Oh no you di-in’t! I’m gohn break yo heyd, and all these homies in da Hogwarts hood is gohn be like, “Sheeeeit, Homie R’s moves are ti-zight!

L= NUH-UH RoNALD! You be is wishin you could mess wit dis luna, but choo caint! Cuz you is one weak sucka like WHOA! And you know what else? ::moves head around in ghetto manner:: dat hair culah iz so fake! Uh-huh! Work it out LUNA!

R= ::about to reply, and sees Hermione watching:: Tut, tut, Luna , your behaviour is just unacceptable. I am prefect, you know, so I AM going to have to report you. ::turns and grins at Hermione, clearly hoping for a, “Good job, Ron!”::

::Hermione crip-walks over there::

H=Dang Ron! Dat was some tizzzigght prefect work! Das gonna be all up in da prefect hizzy tonight! I been tryin at get dis cho-minus c ova here foh weeks! She be lame! Not like me! ::DMX song blares from nowhere….and tehn they see winky driving a motorized scooter with a boom box on it. Dumbledore crip-walks in::

D= Dang hermy-hizzo! You is GANGSTA!

R= ::sees Dumbledore and opens his arms in welcome:: What up, what up!

D= I’m aight aight foo. What be da problem here? Ain’t no one disrespectin our h-g-hizzy is they?

I did this in honor of my ghetto friend. She says that I need to be more ghetto, so ha. There she has it :)
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[09 Aug 2003|01:23pm]
I want some chinese food. I entertain whoever is around by stabbing my orange chicken with one chopstick and eating off the stick just like that.
Like a little chicken kabob.
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neeeep [09 Aug 2003|01:17pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

There's some comedy show on TV and it's HILARIOUS! (No, really?)
Well, some people are, other, I feel like giving them a kick up the arse.

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[08 Aug 2003|09:21pm]
I lobe my new communities. One of them anyway. But I don't get them. All anyone ever does is claim a character. The End.

But I like KNOWING things, you know, like, learning new things about harry potter. Like the prophecy thing, and dumbly-dorr's weirdo brother.

I really need to get to bed, I'm just making nonsense.

Night night, my potato pals!
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[08 Aug 2003|02:39pm]
I went to the dentist this morning and i had NO cavities at ALL!!!
Then the dentist smiled and said, "Oh yes, very good, but you need braces badly, you should get them soon, you know."
Tuh. What does he care? Stupid dentist, he should not be judging my teeth.
I said, "Yes, well, I already have the appointment, but I need to get my teeth cleaned here."
I tried to burp to annoy him while he was cleaning my teeth, but for some reason I couldn't.
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[08 Aug 2003|02:32pm]
Hey! Some guy named Trabelsi or something like that wants to switch to Manchester United, my favorite team in the world. Have you heard of him? I haven't. This is the picture of the man in question (Officer.)

I don't recognize him either.
Let's all hope he is a new talent waiting to be discovered.

Probably not.
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[08 Aug 2003|02:08pm]
Crap. I just tried to post something, you know..... something that happened this morning, so I set the time to nine. Then the crap journal told me some pointless nonsense about backdating entries or something like that.

Why is the world so unfair?!

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