| Questions About You- Some Deep Some... Not So Much |
| Ever broken off your WHOLE toenail?: | EW NO. |
| Craziest prank you've ever pulled?: | I don't know. |
| Craziest prank you failed to pull?: | I don't know. |
| Worst punishment you had to endure?: | You. |
| What did you do to deserve this punishment?: | You. |
| Lowest point?: | 0 Kelvin. |
| Highest?: | 273 Kelvin. |
| Are you shy or outspoken? Or just average?: | I'm outspoken if I wish to speak. Which isn't a lot nowadays. I'd rather not talk. |
| How has it affected your personal life?: | It hasn't? |
| How often do you fantasize/daydream?: | 24/7. |
| How long was the longest fantasy you've created?: | ? |
| Would you have sex to further your career or place in life?: | I'd do most things at least once. |
| Would you if the guy/girl was attractive?: | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
| Have you ever been obsessed with anyone you know?: | No. |
| Would you change your name to "Lou Tampon" for 20 million dollars?: | No. |
| For 10 million? 50 million?: | No. I fucking like my name. |
| Ever driven drunk?: | I can't drive. |
| If yes, did you feel guilty afterwards?: | ^^^^^^^^^^ |
| Do you have a disorder? If yes, what?: | A lot. |
| Have you ever thought you had a disorder?: | Yes, because I have some. |
| Ever been court-ordered to see a psychiatrist?: | Not court-ordered. |
| Ever started a nasty rumour about one of your close friends? (if any): | About myself. |
| Who are you most jealous of (someone you know)?: | ?????? I'm not really a jealous person. Because no one's better than me. |
| If you could get away with it, who would you kill(anyone who's ever lived)?: | I could name a few people. |
| What would you do if you could freeze time for one hour?: | Steal things. |
| For one day?: | Steal things. |
| If you could live forever, would you?: | Only if I kept the body and mind of a 30 year old. |
| Ever shaved your eyebrows completely off?: | No. |
| Have you fallen asleep with gum in your mouth?: | Yes. |
| If so, where was it when you woke up?: | In my mouth, bitches. |
| What about you do you want to change?: | Um, nothing? |
| DO you have a feature you love but modestly tell others you don't like?: | =P yes. |
| If so, what is it?: | *shrugs* |
| How often do you lie?: | I lie down a lot. |
| Obsess about your appearance/ weight?: | It depends if I'm currently eating disordered or not . . . |
| Exercise?: | Eh. |
| What are you thinking when you exercise?: | thinking about thinking about thinking. |
| What do you do right before you go to bed?: | brush my teeth. |
| Right when you get out of bed?: | depends on if it's a school day or not. |
| Ever Googled yourself?: | Yes. |
| Your crush?: | I don't have a crush. |
| Is your persona at school/ work who you truly are?: | Give or take a little. Mostly, though. |
| Do you have artists/ songs on your iPOD you don't like?: | No. |
| How many romantic relationships have you had?: | There is no romance with others for me. |
| How long was your longest relationship?: | I dont' have relationships. I have lustships. |
| Do you think someone your age should have accomplished more than you have?: | No. But they can. |
| Do you worry about survival?: | Survival how? |
| Do you fear the future?: | No. |
| Do you believe in psychics/ have you been to see one?: | Yes (but not your cheesy stereotypical shit)/No. |
| Yes Or No |
| racist jokes (if no one of the race is around): | Do I tell them or do I listen to them? I don't tell jokes. |
| sex before marriage: | Is this supposed to be like a For/Against thing? YES, it's your life, do whatever the fuck you want. |
| abortion: | Yes. |
| Weezer: | Yes. |
| the Strokes: | FUCK NO THEY ARE LIKE ONE OF 2 BANDS I DON'T LIKE. |
| The White Stripes: | Yes. |
| The Violent Femmes: | Yes. |
| Modest Mouse: | Nevermind there are 3 bands I don't like. No. |
| Kelly Clarkson: | Yes. |
| Fall Out Boy: | Yes. |
| The Beatles (I still can't believe that some people don't like them): | Yes. |
| Rap music: | Yes. |
| eating with your hands: | Yes. |
| "forgetting" to wash your hands after using the bathroom: | OH GROSS. NO. |
| Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: | Yes? I could care less. |
| loving your husband/ wife more than your kids: | NO. |
| sleeping with a pillow: | Yes? |
| Hot Hot Heat: | Yes. |
| The Bravery: | Yes. |
| Relient K (they get a NO from me, as do the next band): | Ahhhhh, 4 bands. No. |
| The Click Five (honestly!): | Yes. |
| Being more honest on the internet than you are with your friends/ family: | Hah, yes. |
| 3- second rolls (or how ever many seconds): | Yes. |
| sushi (and I'm not talking California rolls): | Sushi without fish, yes. |
| thong bikinis in public: | If you got it, flaunt it. Yes. |
| being miserable but having your perfect body: | Ew. Being miserable is not cool. NO. |
| being happy but fat: | Yes. |
| guys with taller girls: | No. |
| Ugg boots: | No. |
| tanning booths: | No. |
| superskinny models: | NO. |
| REALLY curly hair: | Yes. |
| blonde girls who straighten their hair like crazy: | If they like it, go for it. Yes. |
| Whose Line?(is it anyway): | Yes. |
| Family Guy: | Yes. |
| American Idol (I give it a NO): | No. |
| Will and Grace: | Yes. (Lmao I don't watch TV at all) |
| Ashton Kutcher: | Yes. |
| sports: | Yes? |
| huge breasts: | =( Mine are too small for my tastes, No. |
| small breasts: | (= I am not flat chested, No. |
| Would you date a girl whose feet were bigger than yours?: | No. |
| Would you date a guy whose hair was longer than yours?: | Yes. |
| guys with unibrows (if they aren't EXTREMELY hairy in between): | No. |
| girls with unibrows: | No. |
| Would you date some who had a small gap between their front two teeth?: | Yes. |
| Would you date someone with two sets of top teeth? (one behind the other): | O_o. Yes? |
| Someone who was obviously missing two teeth (not the front two)?: | That might make for interesting kisses. I should try that out, so yes. |
| extremely white teeth (from bleaching/lasering): | Yes. |
| Marrying someone of a very different race: | Yes. |
| Would you keep a very well paying job if you hated it?: | NO. |
| WOuld you keep a bad paying job if you loved it?: | Yes. |
| Do you really want to be famous?: | I just want to impact lives. Maybe not fame, but notoriety is good. Yes, then? |
| Would you want an enormous house with rooms you never even use?: | No. That's impractical. |
| Do you spend a lot of time contemplating life's unanswerables?: | Not really. |
| Are you really embarrased to buy condoms/ tampons/ certain medications?: | No. |
| Do you buy them online?: | No. |
| Or blush like crazy at the register?: | No. |
| Would you buy embarrassing products like that for your boy/girlfriend?: | How are those embarrassing? If you're not mature enough to buy condoms, something tells me you're not mature enough to have sex. |
| Do you do your own laundry?: | YES. NO ONE IS TOUCHING MY CLOTHES. |
| Just a Few More... |
| What crazy things do you do when you're alone?: | You. |
| Have you ever tried to look for the entrance to Narnia?: | No. Hahaha, but no. |
| Did you wait for your Hogwarts acceptance letter in the mail?: | Yes. Didn't we all? ^_- |
| Have you taken one of those Harry Potter tours in England?: | =( No. |
| What was the location of your favorite vacation?: | I don't vacation. |
| Superpower of choice?: | Invisibility. |
| In what ways are you like your friends?: | ? |
| In what ways are you not?: | ? |
| Was this survey dull/unoriginal?: | Retarded. Seriously. |
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