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I hope all you Evanescence "fans" get your guns out and shoot yourselves in the head RIGHT NOW.
Stop being so fucking ignorant, you fucking dickheads. I love how the whole staff of one of the most respectable Evanescence fansites hates the band and are dumb.
1. If Josh Freese played drums on this new Evan CD, I wouldn't buy it. So all you fuckheads who think Rocky shouldn't bother to record, go fuck yourselves.
2. Yes, Amy Lee's a liar and a hypocrite, and if any of you had been actually ever following the band, you would've known this by now. I always doubted her when she said, "we work as a unit now" because that's bullshit. Amy only wants to work with Terry, so all you fans can quit your bitching and stop saying shit.
3. AND, it hasnt' even been confirmed yet that John and Will won't be working on the new album. Besides, John's got much better things to work on (i.e. Mourningside, Future Leaders of the World, and his newest band). So what if he's only part of Evanescence when they tour? I don't get to see him when he's in the studio, but I get to see his sexiness out on stage!!!! I don't even care about a studio album, I hate studio music. Give me live, live, live.
4. If any of you losers had followed Evan's career, I don't know how you could disagree with me when I say: Evanescence will always be Amy and Ben. That's why they should change their name. Evanescence can't be Amy/John/Will/Rocky/Terry, it can't be just Amy, it didn't even work as Amy/Ben/David. It's Amy and Ben, always, and this is why this new record is taking so long. Amy has to do everything by herself. NO BEN MOODY AROUND!
5. With that being said, Ben's a jackass and I think this record will sound 2938423894238 times better without him (okay, actually, I'm afraid the new record will suck, just like the rest of us are, but I like to think optimistically).
6. What else are you bitches complaining about? "If Rocky's just starting to go in the studio now, the album wont' be out in March!" I've been fucking waiting 3 years for this album, I can wait as long as they make me, and so can you. If you stop listening to a band you "love" just because they take forever for a new CD, then fuck you. You don't deserve to listen to them anyway. I've been waiting for the new Lacuna Coil CD even longer than this Evanescence one, damn it, and I'll gladly wait until next year for it.
7. "Origin has drumming?" Okay, that shit is funny, I'll let you slide with that one. =P
8. I actually have no problem with John not doing any writing or recording for this album. I like all his solo stuff with his other bands, but I don't think his style fits the style Amy has in mind.
9. They should let Will do some writing though. The poor guy has nothing else going for him. )=
10. ALSO. They better not put any Pre-Fallen songs on the new CD for two reasons: 1) Because then Ben Moody will get money for it and 2) because I did not wait 3 years to get a CD with a bunch of songs I"ve already heard. So all you fuckers that are saying "OMG I HOPE 'EVEN in DEATH' IS ON THERE" or "I LOVE 'BREATHE NO MORE'' (they've already RELEASED a studio of "Breathe No More," anyway, you retards) should shut up, because I do not want Ben getting any royalties from a band he was too emotionally unstable for. I will not buy an Evanescence CD to financially support Ben Moody, I will buy his own damn solo CD for that.
11. (A Maynard + Evanescence collaboration would be amazing, I'll let you go with that one too. But I do not want all the members of APC on this record. I do not want another APC record! I want an Evanescence record.)
12. And the only reason I'm allowed to say any of this is because I'm actually a huge fan of Evanescence, and support everything they do, unlike the rest of you losers.
And that concludes my post for the message boards. I hope they enjoy reading that one.
I can think of 29834728937 more things to add, but I'll let them soak all of that up first.
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