Hear ye! Hear ye!
Whom did you last get angry with? Bush because we're at war.
What is your weapon of choice? A... fudge muffin! The anti-social outcast of the muffins.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Only if they hit me first!
How about of the same sex? Only if they hit me first!
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I think Floyd was mad because I was hitting on Clay.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I caaaaan't! They're so cute and helpless! Little grudges. What? You've never seen a grudge? Oh, they're like bunnies but with three ears and long fluffy tails. And people hunt them! Do you believe it? So I'm always rescuing them.
What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Hmm. *Looks at "To-do list".* I should probably write something on here. Well, assuming I had ever written anything on this list, then any of those things would be the answer to the question.
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Suki.
What is the last lame excuse you made? The penguin made me do it.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? I watched a bunch of the knife one. I wonder if it would cut off fingers.
When was the last time you got a good workout in? What's with the "in" at the end? Everyone knows preps don't belong at the end of sentences, but in this case it doesn't even make sense!
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I didn't. It woke me up too early, so I said "BOOM!" and Crazy Harry blew it up and no more annoying alarm clock!
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I dunno, but I'm addicted to Mountain Dew Code Red.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Ick, that stuff smells like piss.
Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope!
Do you have an issue with your weight? Not really.
Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweeeeeeeeeeet.
Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Maybe for rodents or birds or fish.
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? What about online?
How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Nobody except for my imaginary friends.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yeah, I stare at their chest. Sometimes their shirt is funny.
Have you "done it"? You mean for real?
What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Tie between eyes, hair, and arms.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I've never even seen one.
Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nope, I'm still a virgin!.
How many credit cards do you own? A billion. I mean none.
What's your guilty pleasure store? Hot Topic.
If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy every Muppet thing I could find.
Would you rather be rich or famous? Famous.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Nooooooooo! I will get rich... advertising frog legs! I mean writing.
Have you ever stolen anything? Well, aside from this giant laser and army of robots, no.
How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Hehehe. Hard.
What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I created Cray-Zeeness.
What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Any improved grades I got.
What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Write lots of fiction and have sex at least once and be that crazy cat lady. You know who I'm talking about.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? If it was sports related, I'd not care, but if it was for being obsessed with Muppets in an unnatural way and I didn't win, I'd be mad.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Nope.
Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? On online quizzes.
What did you do today that you're proud of? I turned in a homework assignment.
What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? My friend has a bunch of computers and I only have one.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? I don't really know them, but if there are any goth ones...
If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Emily Dickinson!
Have you ever been cheated on? Aside from the Merry/Pippin thing and teh Zim/Dib thing, no.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I want a tail.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Non procrasti
Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No, but it's kewl.
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? I'm a total sloth, but my favorite is lust.
What religion do you follow? Chrisyianity- my own brand of Christianity. There's some Witchcraft in it and little bit of Hinduism thrown in there.
What religion were you raised? Christian.
Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Huh?
Do you believe in magic? Yeah! A la peanut butter sandwiches!
What was the last promise you broke? I promise I'll tell you someday. *Never does.*
Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? I pray my own way and I only pray if I mean what I say and if the skies are gray and there's a bale of hay and Dr. Teeth is gay...
Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No because some people might consider blond to be the best hair color, but others could consider black to be, so some "perfect" person with black hair wouldn't be totall perfect because they wouldn't be perfect to teh blonde lovers!
Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Yes, I got a bunch of LotR stuff.
Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Read my crazy cat lady answer.
Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? You mean like waking up to discover my invisible friends have become real like Snuffy? Yeah
Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? No.
Do you gamble? No.
Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? No.
What causes do you support? Homosexual and bisexual rights.
What causes have you given money or time to? Maybe I will in the future.
Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? No.
Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? No.
Do you give money to the homeless on the street? No, I don't usually go out (unless in a car).
Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Does sex count? I help my imaginary friends with that.
What are you most afraid of? Worms.
What did you do today that was really brave? Well, I attacked a flying turtle-duck, so I got a green mushroom, but I only got 100 points on the flag jumping thing.
Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Super Grover!
Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Who exactly are we talking about?
If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Which wizard?
Have you ever gotten stage fright? Yeah, sure.
Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Marcher to different drums. Animal's!
Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? No.
If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? If I was insane would I have to go?
Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? No.
Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? I don't know, but I do know he sucks.
What was your favorite media circus trial? A what now?
Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Aside from the fake ransom letter from a make-believe aliens who demanded five hundred "purtorlated sconadizers", no.
What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? I feel very Zooty right now. Huh?
Do you collect anything? Yes.
Are you addicted to anything? Muppets and slash for two.
Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No.
What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash because I don't understand how credit cards or checks work.
Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? No.
Do you feel that you obsess over things? Everyday.
Who is the wisest person you know? Kermit.
Have you ever participated in a vigil? That sounds like an alcoholic drink or a rodent.
Do you take advice when it's given? If I agree with it.
What area are you wisest in? Grammar, I'd like to think.
Do you drive defensively? I can't drive yet.
Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? I wouldn't have unprotected sex inside marriage!
What did you learn today? There is a special beat to "Mary Had a Little Lamb". Current Mood: dirtyCurrent Music: What's my letter?