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    Saturday, November 15th, 2003
    1:13 am
    Bored of the Rings
    After reading the part in Bored of the Rings with the people who were s'posed to be like Tom Bombadil and Goldberry, I have come to the conclusion that in a Lord of the Rings/Muppets parody, Floyd and Janice would make a great Tom and Goldberry.

    I want to write a Rocky Horror Muppet Show. Not sure who'd be whom, though.

    I did start a new comic with Floyd and Janice. Problem is, I can draw their profile, and sometimes I can draw them turned slightly towards the front (dunno what that's called) but I can't draw them at all facing foward. It's usually the opposite when I have to draw "real" people.

    Watched Muppet Family Christmas today. It gives me warm fuzzy feelings. I could watch it over and over, and not fast foward through any of it like I do with most videos and DVDs.

    Current Mood: exhausted
    Current Music: Can yew piksher that?
    Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
    7:37 pm
    Got Pepe this weekend. Janice (repaint) is coming in the mail.

    Floyd- 'Bout &%$#ing time.

    Dude, aren't Muppets like a kind of family thing?

    Floyd- Shit, %#@$ if I know.

    Don't you use that kind of language! I should fire you for that!

    Floyd- You ain't firin' me! I quit!

    I am so firing you! Gonzo loaned me his cannon the other day...

    Floyd- Godamn $^&#ing weirdo.


    Floyd- &%*$ this. I'm outa here. *Leaves*


    Janice- Hera, care to explain why my boyfriend keeps saying the f-word every two seconds?

    Hera- Shit, &*%# if I know.

    Current Mood: Mwah!
    Current Music: mr. bassman
    Thursday, October 2nd, 2003
    5:57 pm
    This is what I plan on doing next time I go to Suncoast.


    Where in the world are my Muppets?

    Current Mood: :P
    Current Music: zzzzzzzzzzz
    Thursday, September 18th, 2003
    9:00 pm
    my entire post just disappeared.

    I still can't believe it's been almost two months since I've updated this journal.
    Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003
    1:34 pm
    *To the tune of I am evil Homer*
    I got Crazy Harry! I got Crazy Harry! I got Crazy Harry!

    Ordered Palisades version off Amazon... Toys r us... something.

    Current Mood: giddy
    Current Music: muppet show theme
    Tuesday, July 15th, 2003
    2:20 am
    *Animal voice* FOR-UM! FOR-UM! AHAHAHAHA!
    Yuppers, I made a forum for de Muppet Show.

    Here de url:


    Current Mood: can barely hold my eyes open
    Current Music: Backstreet Boys- oh boy, that takes me back- no pun intended
    Saturday, July 12th, 2003
    1:48 pm
    Conversations wif muh fwiend on de fone: (whoever can interpret that gets a free invisible tiara)

    Her: Floyd got blown up by the guy who blows stuff up!
    Me: Crazy Harry blew up Floyd?
    Her: In more ways than one.

    Next day...

    Her: Why is Floyd sticking his head in the oven?
    Me: I told him I was going to sell him on Ebay.
    Her: "No, sell me on Amazon! Anything but Ebay!"

    Heheh. I luv (torturing) Floyd.

    I might be buying MTI today! :D Cabin Fever! W007!

    Current Mood: excited
    Current Music: Cabin Fever has ravaged all aboard!
    Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003
    7:55 pm
    IMHO, every Muppet fan should buy the Muppets From Space DVD, even you you hated the movie. The commentary, if you have not seen it, is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. Almost as funny as Great Muppet Caper.

    We swears it.

    Current Mood: indescribable
    Current Music: I'll take shapes for 400.
    Saturday, May 24th, 2003
    12:25 am
    Vocab storiez
    I is doing so good in vocab grammer clas. We hased to rite thr33 storiez useding vocab werds. I rote about Muppets eech thyme. Teh secund to thymes we're teh saam storie, but diff. ch's.

    Bwahahahaha. I got a's on all of tehm. I mean them.


    Current Mood: cocky
    Current Music: Love Led us here- Kermit and Miss Piggy version
    Monday, April 21st, 2003
    6:28 am
    Found this thing.
    1. Who is your favorite muppet character? Floyd Pepper. He's hot.
    2. Who are your next 3 favorite characters? Zoot, Animal, Gonzo. Actually, I could go on, but since you said three...
    3. Are there any muppet characters that you don't like? Not too found of Elmo.
    4. Who is your favorite Sesame Street muppet? Cookie Monster. There has not been a Cookie Monster sketch that hasn't made me laugh.
    5. What is your favorite Muppet movie? Muppets Take Manhattan
    6. Do you have a favorite muppet show sketch? What is it? I just liked the cow in the Julie Andrews episode.
    7. How about a favorite bit from Sesame Street? The letter of the day sketch with T. "Sporty yet stylish."
    8. What is your favorite muppet song (from any source-- movies, or tv shows)? Can you Picture that? I also love Floyd's version of While my Guitar Gently Weeps.
    9. Date yourself: Are you old enough to remember back when everyone thought that Snufalufagus was Big Bird's imaginary friend? Probably not.
    10. Is Elmo a) adorable, b) annoying, c) spawned by Satan himself b
    11. Do you/did you watch any other muppet television shows (Fraggle Rock, Bear in the Big Blue House, Muppets Tonight, etc)? Which ones? Nope.
    12. Do you have muppet related merchandise and memoribilia? Animal/Weezer t, Muppets, Mayhem, and More CD, TMS DVD, TMTM DVD, TMM VHS, plush Kermit, red shirt Floyd action figure, and there might be more
    13. If you could be any muppet, who would you want to be? Janice. She's so groovy. And lucky. :D
    14. If Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy mated, what would you call their offspring? FIGS!
    15. Do you like puppets in general, or just Jim Henson Studio muppets? They're okay, but I prefer Muppets.

    Current Mood: okay
    Current Music: Jem music
    Thursday, March 27th, 2003
    11:33 pm

    I smell, I'm mean, I live in a trash can and I
    really don't like people. So just go away and
    leave me alone. Your Oscar the Grouch!

    What Sesame Street Character Are You?
    brought to you by Quizilla

    ERNIE! You're very friendly and happy-go-lucky. You
    like bubble baths and playing practical jokes
    on your friends. When you can't sleep, your
    roommate often tells you to count sheep. One...
    Two... Three...

    Which Sesame Street Character Are You?
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    mokey fraggle
    You are Mokey Fraggle.

    Which Fraggle Rock Character Are You?
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    You're Mokey Fraggle!

    Which Fraggle are you?
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    Current Mood: night-night
    Current Music: Dance- The Muppets
    Friday, March 21st, 2003
    6:59 pm
    Hear ye! Hear ye!

    Whom did you last get angry with? Bush because we're at war.
    What is your weapon of choice? A... fudge muffin! The anti-social outcast of the muffins.
    Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Only if they hit me first!
    How about of the same sex? Only if they hit me first!
    Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I think Floyd was mad because I was hitting on Clay.
    Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I caaaaan't! They're so cute and helpless! Little grudges. What? You've never seen a grudge? Oh, they're like bunnies but with three ears and long fluffy tails. And people hunt them! Do you believe it? So I'm always rescuing them.


    What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Hmm. *Looks at "To-do list".* I should probably write something on here. Well, assuming I had ever written anything on this list, then any of those things would be the answer to the question.
    Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Suki.
    What is the last lame excuse you made? The penguin made me do it.
    Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? I watched a bunch of the knife one. I wonder if it would cut off fingers.
    When was the last time you got a good workout in? What's with the "in" at the end? Everyone knows preps don't belong at the end of sentences, but in this case it doesn't even make sense!
    How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I didn't. It woke me up too early, so I said "BOOM!" and Crazy Harry blew it up and no more annoying alarm clock!


    What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I dunno, but I'm addicted to Mountain Dew Code Red.
    What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Ick, that stuff smells like piss.
    Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope!
    Do you have an issue with your weight? Not really.
    Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweeeeeeeeeeet.
    Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Maybe for rodents or birds or fish.


    How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? What about online?
    How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Nobody except for my imaginary friends.
    Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yeah, I stare at their chest. Sometimes their shirt is funny.
    Have you "done it"? You mean for real?
    What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Tie between eyes, hair, and arms.
    Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I've never even seen one.
    Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nope, I'm still a virgin!.


    How many credit cards do you own? A billion. I mean none.
    What's your guilty pleasure store? Hot Topic.
    If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy every Muppet thing I could find.
    Would you rather be rich or famous? Famous.
    Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Nooooooooo! I will get rich... advertising frog legs! I mean writing.
    Have you ever stolen anything? Well, aside from this giant laser and army of robots, no.
    How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Hehehe. Hard.


    What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I created Cray-Zeeness.
    What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Any improved grades I got.
    What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Write lots of fiction and have sex at least once and be that crazy cat lady. You know who I'm talking about.
    Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? If it was sports related, I'd not care, but if it was for being obsessed with Muppets in an unnatural way and I didn't win, I'd be mad.
    Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Nope.
    Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? On online quizzes.
    What did you do today that you're proud of? I turned in a homework assignment.


    What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? My friend has a bunch of computers and I only have one.
    Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? I don't really know them, but if there are any goth ones...
    If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Emily Dickinson!
    Have you ever been cheated on? Aside from the Merry/Pippin thing and teh Zim/Dib thing, no.
    Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I want a tail.
    What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Non procrasti
    Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No, but it's kewl.
    Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? I'm a total sloth, but my favorite is lust.


    What religion do you follow? Chrisyianity- my own brand of Christianity. There's some Witchcraft in it and little bit of Hinduism thrown in there.
    What religion were you raised? Christian.
    Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Huh?
    Do you believe in magic? Yeah! A la peanut butter sandwiches!
    What was the last promise you broke? I promise I'll tell you someday. *Never does.*
    Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? I pray my own way and I only pray if I mean what I say and if the skies are gray and there's a bale of hay and Dr. Teeth is gay...
    Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No because some people might consider blond to be the best hair color, but others could consider black to be, so some "perfect" person with black hair wouldn't be totall perfect because they wouldn't be perfect to teh blonde lovers!


    Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Yes, I got a bunch of LotR stuff.
    Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Read my crazy cat lady answer.
    Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? You mean like waking up to discover my invisible friends have become real like Snuffy? Yeah
    Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? No.
    Do you gamble? No.
    Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? No.


    What causes do you support? Homosexual and bisexual rights.
    What causes have you given money or time to? Maybe I will in the future.
    Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? No.
    Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? No.
    Do you give money to the homeless on the street? No, I don't usually go out (unless in a car).
    Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Does sex count? I help my imaginary friends with that.


    What are you most afraid of? Worms.
    What did you do today that was really brave? Well, I attacked a flying turtle-duck, so I got a green mushroom, but I only got 100 points on the flag jumping thing.
    Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Super Grover!
    Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Who exactly are we talking about?
    If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Which wizard?
    Have you ever gotten stage fright? Yeah, sure.
    Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Marcher to different drums. Animal's!


    Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? No.
    If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? If I was insane would I have to go?
    Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? No.
    Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? I don't know, but I do know he sucks.
    What was your favorite media circus trial? A what now?
    Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Aside from the fake ransom letter from a make-believe aliens who demanded five hundred "purtorlated sconadizers", no.


    What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? I feel very Zooty right now. Huh?
    Do you collect anything? Yes.
    Are you addicted to anything? Muppets and slash for two.
    Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No.
    What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash because I don't understand how credit cards or checks work.
    Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? No.
    Do you feel that you obsess over things? Everyday.


    Who is the wisest person you know? Kermit.
    Have you ever participated in a vigil? That sounds like an alcoholic drink or a rodent.
    Do you take advice when it's given? If I agree with it.
    What area are you wisest in? Grammar, I'd like to think.
    Do you drive defensively? I can't drive yet.
    Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? I wouldn't have unprotected sex inside marriage!
    What did you learn today? There is a special beat to "Mary Had a Little Lamb".

    Current Mood: dirty
    Current Music: What's my letter?
    Saturday, March 15th, 2003
    10:15 pm
    I swear to Gawd if I don't find some fucking Electric Mayhem slash soon...

    What do you mean it's on?

    Oh, shite.

    Current Mood: half asleep
    Current Music: I neeeeeeeed "You can't take no for an answer"
    Monday, March 10th, 2003
    10:26 pm
    What can we say? You're Gonzo. You're strange and
    (often-times) misunderstood. Be proud and
    embrace the weirdness--the people who matter
    will embrace it too.

    What muppet baby are you?
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    You are Gonzo!! You really dig chickens and pigs
    (wink wink). You are wacky with an extremely
    good imagination. You are also prone to
    getting into trouble.

    Which Muppet are You?
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    WOOHOO!!! You're Animal.You like women, women,
    women, drums, crazy shirts, women, food, women,
    food, drums, women, food and did i mention
    Oh and you wear crazy shirts.You might also have
    bright red hair.

    Which muppet are you?
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    What Muppet Are You?
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    You are Gonzo! You're often off in a world of your own, with just a few close friends around you, you're happy. Most people find you very strange, which is a shame because you're a%
    You are Gonzo! You're often off in a world of your
    own, with just a few close friends around you,
    you're happy. Most people find you very
    strange, which is a shame because you're a
    lovely really

    Which Muppet are you?
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    You are Beaker.
    You are Beaker. You are shy, reserved, and taken
    for granted. You know you're the real brains
    behind the operations, but you're too afraid to
    take charge. Right now just concentrate on
    building your vocabulary. Meep?

    Which Muppet Character Are You?
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    Janice - Your inner Muppet is an eyeless stoner...
    far out man

    What's your inner Muppet?
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    Kinky Crack-head Kermit!--You like smoking crack
    while getting wrapped up in leather by Miss
    Piggy! You have some serious issues. Not
    everyone is into that kind of thing!....You
    must like muppet orgies, you sick bastard! Aw,
    man!! What the hell is that on Gonzo's nose???

    brought to you by Quizilla

    ...Hee hee hee

    youre wierd and no one quite understands you, but they all apreaciate you in their own ways. you can be very romantic but need to know when to stop! take a chill pill n listen to ot
    youre wierd and no one quite understands you, but
    they all apreaciate you in their own ways. you
    can be very romantic but need t know when to
    stop! take a chill pill! Listen to others n you
    wil know when to stop!

    Which muppet baby are you?
    brought to you by Quizilla

    Current Mood: weird
    Current Music: Can you png that?
    Monday, March 3rd, 2003
    6:41 pm
    I want to go to Fashion Bug. I want that one I love NY shirt I saw there.

    Current Mood: my gum is flavorless
    Current Music: 2Gether Again
    Tuesday, February 25th, 2003
    8:37 pm
    More bitchyness!


    Current Mood: aggravated
    Current Music: Can u bmp that?
    Monday, February 24th, 2003
    7:11 pm

    Yes, I know you're not suposed to use all caps because the it'll look like you're shouting. Well, guess what? I was shouting.

    Current Mood: frustrated
    Current Music: Can u gif that?
    Saturday, February 22nd, 2003
    1:29 pm
    Hee hee hee
    My friend called me, but I was half asleep. It sounded like she said "Hello, m*ther f*cker" (Not that I would've cared) but I was like "What?" and she had called me "Muppet lover".
    Mmf. Heh.

    Current Mood: bored
    Current Music: TeNdErLy!
    Thursday, February 20th, 2003
    11:45 pm
    Is there anyone out there...
    who thinks of Pepe whenever an alert comes up? Or am I alone on this?

    Current Mood: okay
    Current Music: Simon Smith & his Dancing Bear
    3:44 pm
    Muppet horoscopes!
    What if people weren't scorpios and arieses, but Gonzos and Rowlfs?
    KERMIT- You will be stalked by someone who really likes you today.
    MISS PIGGY- You will stalk someone you really like today.
    GONZO- Embrace you weirdness today.
    ANIMAL- Play some music and (try to) pick up chicks.
    FOZZIE- Don't try to be funny today.
    ROWLF- You'll learn something new, like another language.
    JANICE- Like, you know. You'll like, be lucky in love later this like, month. Rully.
    LIPS- You're not likely to say anything today.
    STATLER AND WALDORF- You'll heckle everything, starting with this stupid horoscope.
    PEPE- Your feminine side will surface this month, okay.
    DR. TEETH- Buy a cane and a cadillac to go with your gold tooth and feather.
    RIZZO- Start storing food for winter. And if winter's over, get some food anyway.

    Current Mood: mischievous
    Current Music: Can u jpg that?
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