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| 04:18am 20/03/2005 |
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mood:  amused
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I found this amusing website via London Metblogs.
http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/gossip.html
Some musings....
* I can pause live TV! I am practically a God.*
- LOL. with a remote we are just the MASTER...with live TV pausing ability, we're gods...agree!!! haha
*Eventually, everyone in Asia will get adopted by Angelina Jolie.*
-hahaha... i hope i get adopted by her soon.... ;)
*A travelcard now costs ?4.50. I could buy a car for that.*
-LOL. man, things are really freaking expensive here in UK...if u convert and all. 0_0
*Billy? Is that short for Billiards?*
-WTF... hahaha...wanna play some billy? huh billy? lol
*She swallowed it all.*
-wow, she's good..hehe
*Everyone is a lesbian nowadays.*
-gah! please...noooooo...lol*
*I am a toilet.*
-why? ur full of shit? lol
*My inbox is empty.*
-wow, you must have pretty good anti-spam software.
*Is that girl a girl or a man?*
-you're confusin me...lol
*Management consultant, my arse.*
- LOL. your head lah.
*If you toss a coin, it's twice as likely to come up tails than heads.*
-wow, really? u have a really weird coin then..haha
*That bloke from Friends is really fat.*
-who? chandler? lol
*Whitney Houston is just white trash... except she's black, I suppose.*
-shut up!
*Are you joking? Because it's not funny.*
-ouch...lol
*Life would be much easier if I was born without a brain. *
-ya, you're an idiot...lol
*Every time I switch on the radio, there's a bloody Australian telling me to cheer up.*
-heh, british peeps have something on aussies? lol |
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