04:18am 20/03/2005
 
mood: amused
I found this amusing website via London Metblogs.

http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/gossip.html

Some musings....

* I can pause live TV! I am practically a God.*

- LOL. with a remote we are just the MASTER...with live TV pausing ability, we're gods...agree!!! haha

*Eventually, everyone in Asia will get adopted by Angelina Jolie.*

-hahaha... i hope i get adopted by her soon.... ;)

*A travelcard now costs ?4.50. I could buy a car for that.*

-LOL. man, things are really freaking expensive here in UK...if u convert and all. 0_0

*Billy? Is that short for Billiards?*

-WTF... hahaha...wanna play some billy? huh billy? lol

*She swallowed it all.*

-wow, she's good..hehe

*Everyone is a lesbian nowadays.*

-gah! please...noooooo...lol*

*I am a toilet.*

-why? ur full of shit? lol

*My inbox is empty.*

-wow, you must have pretty good anti-spam software.

*Is that girl a girl or a man?*

-you're confusin me...lol

*Management consultant, my arse.*

- LOL. your head lah.

*If you toss a coin, it's twice as likely to come up tails than heads.*

-wow, really? u have a really weird coin then..haha

*That bloke from Friends is really fat.*

-who? chandler? lol

*Whitney Houston is just white trash... except she's black, I suppose.*

-shut up!

*Are you joking? Because it's not funny.*

-ouch...lol

*Life would be much easier if I was born without a brain. *

-ya, you're an idiot...lol

*Every time I switch on the radio, there's a bloody Australian telling me to cheer up.*

-heh, british peeps have something on aussies? lol
 
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05:44pm 20/03/2005
 

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05:50pm 20/03/2005
  Link for the names using flickr pics:

http://metaatem.net/words
 
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