Matt's Blurty Entries [entries|friends|calendar]

[ website | The MR Files ]
[ userinfo | blurty userinfo ]
[ calendar | blurty calendar ]

GET NAKED [17 Jun 2004|03:32pm]
Well sup guys. Long time again. Aight I am going to update. The cancun trip rocked. WTF I dont wanna update.... meow. WATCHES ARE COOL
Give Me the Pimp Slap

You know that cat..yeah that one, shes fine [21 May 2004|11:13pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | With You (Logans shirt reminded me of Jessica Simpson) ]

Hey guys. I know its been freakin forever since I've updated. I am going to start updating again if im not grounded. Well today was cool. Lets see. I walked to the bus stop TWICE this morning lol. I forgot to put on cologne and deoderante wtf... i cant spell. Yeah I know im retarded. I was in a rush to leave and get the last day over with and I just totally forgot. Well anyways at the bus stop.. nothing really happened except when I got on the bus. COREY SEXTON WAS A PIMP. He had on a dress shirt and pants with a tie. He was brushin his shoulders off. Yeah well our bus driver turned it to 104.5 and me and Jason were singing. Yeah Rock ON! So we got to school and me and robbie were being fruitloops. Kacey thinks hes got a bubble butt. Speaking of her..shes pretty hott. Well man Im gonna miss everyone. Its crazy. Well we had our awards ceremony today, of couse, I didnt get mentioned for nothing but my lil pimp Tyler Crumbly did. Yeah so we went back to the room and all the cool chicks left so I got me some Strawberry Banana drink stuff (I had about 10 glasses that stuff rocked!) After that we were going to watch a movie but I was like screw dat. Me, robbie, eric, Stephen, Stephaney, Torrie, and chase all went to Mrs Gordons room and chilled. I called home it was getting gay. Well so me and some people got some pics episcially me and Stepehen, man I love that kid. I was going to get a pic of him and Kayla but she wouldnt let us. So we went to lunch and Tanner dropped a gobfull of money on the table and we all were grabbing it. Me and robbie broke our thumbs. Oh yeah Cacey Dreir I STOLE YOUR GUM!. Lol. I left my yearbook at school. Well I came home and fell asleep watching Spongebob (OH YEAH) and then about 6 Brittany Bell came over. We layed in the drive way like freakin retards talking and shooting basketball. Then Maci came over, then Just and Rine, and then Jason and Eric Kennedy. We all went to Macis to swim. We are having a book bonfire at brittanys tommorow. She is suppose to have Cassidy spend the night sometime, I love that kid, shes awesome. Well hmm. Thats about it. Now im done swimming and im typing this. I am now typing that Its getting late wow this is weird. Im coming to school Monday guys. So See ya there. Keep Checking Back My PIMPS AND PIMPETTES.

Love Ya

1 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

Summer is coming fast.. [15 Jan 2004|07:26am]
[ mood | stressed ]
[ music | Lord Of the Rings theme song ]

Hey guys! Well I havent been able to update cuz I have been grounded, but a lot has happend. Let's see.... the other dady I drew a mustache and sideburns and a goatee on my face and got in truoble lol. The power went out 2 days ago for like an hour. Cassidy was in the hospital having her surgery, and it came out fine! She will be out in a few days. Tonight Zach is coming home with me and spending the night. Well I gotta go see ya.

Jesus Is My HomeBoy
I love my Sean Groves

1 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

Y halo thar butseckz [08 Jan 2004|07:19am]
[ mood | thoughtful ]
[ music | I love you daddy- - Sean Groves ]

Hey guys. Well I got to school, and Hank wanted to beat up chase, who is like one of my best friends but Hank said he couldnt because if he got in a fight, he would go to jail. Then he got suspended yesterday for cussing out this girl. Well last night I straightened my hair and everyone said it looked good ^_^. Everyone told me Chaz liked me but I wont date her cuz I dont like her because she is a good friend. Her and Jaccob Ford kept talking through the service, even during prayer, I cant stand it. Jacob Whatley GOT SAVED! He ran out of the building and me and Brittanty Bell didnt know what was going on, then he came back and told us. Steve annouced it. Well its hard to updated because im grounded. I'm off to school though, see ya!

Give Me the Pimp Slap

School is back, and that extremely sucks [06 Jan 2004|07:18am]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | Forever you are faithful ]

Hey guys. Well we have school today. The break felt like the summer and I just can't believe we gotta go back. Geez, that stinks. Well hope you all had a good break. Lets see, yesterday I went with Ron, Matt Galyon, Ty Matthews(The hope to carry on leader), and my brother to go see Stuck On You. It was alright. I would give it a 5/10. It had a few funny patrs and it made me laugh. Well two days I started my journey throughout the bible. I plan to read it all the way though, which will take about the whole year or longer. I find it facisnating to read about God's word. Today is my dad's and my grandmaw's birthday, same day isnt that weird. Well Im out!

Jesus Is My Homeboy
I love God!!

Give Me the Pimp Slap

Sorry Sorry Sorry! [28 Dec 2003|12:39am]
[ mood | at Hank ]
[ music | Shaun Groves - I love you daddy ]

Hey guys. I know it has been a long time since I have updated but I have been playing new games and working on website. I hope you had a great christmas and got to spend it with your family. I also hope Santa brought you everything you wanted. As for me, I got a plasma screen tv, a four wheeler, a color flip fone, WarCraft III, a karaoke machine with a screen on it, a new watch, some PS2 Games. Pirates of the Carribean DVD, which in my opinion is one of the greatest movies ever. It gives me butterflies in my stomach when Johnny Depp comes on, I just love that guy and no I am not gay. I also got a lot more which I really do not feel like naming. Hank comes back when we go back to school. Knowing him, he wiill probably brnig a gun or something. I dont find myself afraid to die though, also if he trys to fight, Ive got a good strategy to beat him easily. If yo have any ideas comment me. Maybe if he tries something and I beat him down, he will get suspended forever or something. His sister has been calling me a lot and I have no clue why. I tell her im grounded everytime I talk to her cuz I dont even want to hear her voice. I got banned from GameFAQs, stupid mods hit me hard. I made a back up of every program and computer game I have today, so now I have a huge box full of applications, a huge box full of games, 4 CDs completely full of ROMs, and a backpack(yes a backpack) full of Floppy Disks. My dad took out the futon today out of the computer room and put in his new desk. I miss the futon, it rocked. I bought Mario Golf for GameCube its pretty pimp. My eyes are hurting cuz all the lights are off in the house and I have my comp hooked to my TV, whiich is very bright. I found this cool thing for the deaf, and you get free long distance, its called http:/// It is pretty cool, espcially for pranking. Lets see, my Aunt got an eyetoy which is pretty awesome. I think Im gonna go now cuz Im actually getting a little tired. So see ya later gyts.

Jeuss Is Still My HomeBoy
I love My Fists Of Fury

1 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

Back To School, Back to school, to prove to daddy Im not a fool [08 Dec 2003|07:23am]
[ mood | optimistic ]
[ music | Switchfoot - Move Me ]

Hey guys! Well lets see here. I gotta go back to school today, I am feeling a lot better. I bought Madden 2003 for 8$ brand new on eBay. You gotta love eBay, they are so cheap sometimes. Well I got a guide and map I made accepted at GameFAQs. Friday we were supposed to repeat Paul Revere's Ride and I did not know it but I was sick so I didnt go. Hopefull I wont have to repeat it today and maybe tommorow because I only know the first paragraph. We only got to know the first three paragraphs though. Still the second two are long. Lets see. Friday I went to Shaun Groves concert, he is an awesome christian singer who sings the song "move me." Well anyways it was packed, it was at the New City Cafe in the old city, oxymoron dude lol. Saturday I went to my cousin's and Ansley's basketball game, it was pretty good, some girl fell and broke her leg, it was cool because like her bone was sticking out of her skin, lol. After that we got a smoothie from smoothie king, rented Ringu, went home and we watched Ringu, Bruce Almighty, Santa Claus 2, and the best of all Pirates Of The Carribean. I got to open an early christmas present. It was a new color flip fone. It was 249$ wowzers. Alrighty there is my big updates. I got to go now.

I love my Switchfoot.

3 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

It starting to look alot like Christmas! [06 Dec 2003|11:02am]
[ mood | bored ]

Hey guys! Long time no update. I have been busy, and grounded. I have wrote a lot of reviews for GameFAQs. Not much has happened though. I decided to make a quick little update today. So here I did to tell you that I am still alive. Well Im out and I will TTYL guys

I love My Ansley

Give Me the Pimp Slap

Happy Thanksgiving! [27 Nov 2003|10:58pm]
I just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I hope you ate a lot of food and it made you want to barf. I hope you had the best Thanksgiving ever.
1 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

Screw The Surfer, Ride The Wave or Screw the wave, and Ride the surfer Either one [23 Nov 2003|10:22pm]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | New Found Glory - My Heart Titanic Song (Punk Version) ]

Hey guys! Today was pretty much a lazy day. I woke up and went to Church. I wrote a review for GameFAQs for NBA courtside for N64. I practically was in my boxers all day lol. Im so bored. I play Final Fantasy X-2 for a while and beat Chapter 1. We are off half a day wednesday, thursday, friday, and monday. Long Break. Thanksgiving in thursday. Im gonna kill a frickin turkey, I hate those things. They always go cock-a-doodle-doo and wake ya up. Wait thats a chicken or something. Im gonnna still fry me a turkey and maybe a chicken and while im at im gonna hang a monkey. It is really not that weird. It is part of my religion to eat a monkey every Monksgiving. I wish I had a monkey. This is a pretty random entry. Paintballin is cool, so is Bailey! Alot of people are cool, wait its a lot, no it is alot, no it is a lot. GOSH MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Alright howbout I dont use the word. Alright sounds good to me. Who am I talking to? Im out

I love My Monkey Balls
- Matt

Give Me the Pimp Slap

J@0B [23 Nov 2003|08:15am]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | New Found Glory- Barbie Girl (Punk Version) ]

Hey guys, Matt Here! Well Justin C. woke me up like at 10 this morning, and I did'nt go to sleep till like 5 that morning writing a guide. Well went off the UT game, I didn't go, cuz I know Vanderbilt was gonna get whooped. Jacob came over to Robbie's and that was fun! Kacey left about 3. Last night my dad gave me the money to get Final Fantasy X-2 it is awesome. I'm out cuz I gotta go to church.

I love my Yuna

1 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

Guides [22 Nov 2003|02:14am]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | Casting Crowns- If we are the body ]

Hey guys. Not much been going on lately. I've been writing game guides for I will post a link to my page with all my guides later. Well I asked Ansley out and she said she dont know cuz she likes another guy too. I told her to do whatever makes her happy so hopefully I make her happy lol. Kacey spent the night with Brittany tonight and we just sat on the porch scaring eachother it was hilarious cuz Kacey was like freakin out you shouldve saw her. I saw Cat In The Hat today too! IT WAS AWESOME! The dance was also today, it was great as usal and Bailey became a HOE! (lol bailey) Well Im out guys

I love my Bailey-Pooh!
Love through Christ

1 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

JESUS ROCKS! [20 Nov 2003|07:19am]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | OutKast- Hey Ya ]

Hey guys. Well let me start from like Tuesday. Well Tuesday school went fine I guess. I went to Ansley's basketball game. They lost by like 4. Now Wednesday got through school fine and dandy. Then I went to church. It was great, I found that Ansley does like me for sure. There was this little dude like following me zach and collins around, he even took Zach's seat lol. Guess who was at church! BAILEY! lol I love her she is the best. When we were worshipping it was pretty much me and her the only ones singing, everyone else was talking, that pisses me off soo bad lol. Then I had to finish our group project on Powerpoint, which im like the only doing it but that is ok cuz i want a good grade. Well I think that is it. Ansley has another basketball game today and I am going. The dance is tommmorow

Jesus Saves!
I love my Vondutch Hat!

1 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

Yeah Dude [17 Nov 2003|10:16pm]
I dont have much time to update I will update majorly in the mornin. Ansley and her boyfriend broke up im gonna ask her out tommorow

-Im out

I love you Kacey LOL!(see i put ur name in)
3 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

Old School [15 Nov 2003|06:26pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

Hey guys, Sorry its been awhile I know. I've been grounded for my horrible grades. I got a Super Nintendo Lol its pimp, my bro's girlfriend gave it to us. Well I saw the older remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (not the new remake) and it was soo stupid. Im actually quite non bored right now lol. Well the other day I bought a coke and Kacey opened it and got a drink and got it taken up. I didnt even get a drink but luckily he gave it back. Well im out for now see ya

1 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

The Raven [07 Nov 2003|07:29am]
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore___
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door___
Only this and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;___vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow___sorrow for the lost Lenore___
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angles named Lenore___
Nameless here fore ever more.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me___filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating:
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door___
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;
This it is and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"___here I opened wide the door;___
Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore!"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"___
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping something louder than before.
"Surely,' said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is and this mystery explore___
Let my heart be still a moment, and this mystery explore;___
'Tis the wind and nothing more."

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of your.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he,
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door___
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door___
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore___
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning___little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door___
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as "Nevermore."

But the Raven, sitting lonely on that placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing farther then he uttered; not a feather then he fluttered___
Till I scarcely more than muttered: "Other friends have flown before___
On the morrow he will leave me as my Hopes have flown before."
Then the bird said, "Nevermore."

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore___
Till the driges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of 'Never___nevermore.'"

But the Raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore___
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of your
Meant in croaking "Nevermore."

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloated o'er
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee___by these angles he hath sent thee
Respite___respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this king nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!___prophet still, if bird or devil!___
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest toss thee here ashore,
Desolate, yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted___
On this home by Horror haunted,___tell me truly, I implore___
Is there___is there balm in Gilead?___tell me___tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!___prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that heaven that bends above us___by that God we both adore___
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angles name Lenore___
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angles name Lenore."
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting___
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness un broken!___quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted___nevermore!
4 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

Aids started with monkeys! [06 Nov 2003|07:21pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Well Tech was fine even though my module SUCKS! Then lifeskills was awesome except we gotta take a baby home over the weekend. It crys an everything ugh, he said they can wake up a 3 in the mornin and cry and you have to feed them and if you dont take care of them you get a bad grade thats not cool. Well English was alright we just took notes over the poem "The Raven" and i will post it later. Science sucked cuz it was boring again. Reading was pretty cool we compared and contrasted Killing Mr Griffin book and movie which was actually fun. Math wasnt bad the assignment were doing is easy. In Social Studies we finished the movie. I got home and went to my cousins basketball game which Ansley is on the team, which i think I like Ansley alot. Well thats about it. Tyler might be breaking up with Allison. Who do you all think I should choose, Ansley or Allison. comment me. See ya

Give Me the Pimp Slap

But can you get aids from a dog? [05 Nov 2003|10:06pm]
[ mood | rejuvenated ]

Hey guys. Well Today I got Lifeskills for my second related arts and Construction Technology for my Tec. Ed. Module ugh. Well in lifeskills me and Kacey were like geez its burnin up in here and so the sub turned on the air conditioner so then we were like its freezin so the sub turned on the heat it happend like 3 times lol! English wasnt bad, Mrs. Perry wasnt there. Science just majorly sucked it waz soo boring. So then I went to reading and geez throughout the whole day i got caught with gum 3 times! Lol but none of the wrote me up. Reading was alright cuz we had to finish out the movie Killing Mr. Griffin, I didnt finish my math and we had 30 mins left and i was like crap this will take forever but it seemed like 5. The days boring with out emerson, he has strep :(. The Social Studie, lol we watched this stupid movie on George Washington or something. It was soo stupid so I just layed around and talked. So I came home and ate and everything. Than I went to church. It was about perecution and we watched a movie bout it than we did powersource which was really fun. So I headed home and went to Jills and saw Allison. Well thats it im out

Give Me the Pimp Slap

Scream I know what you did last halloween [04 Nov 2003|01:12pm]
[ mood | awake ]

Hey guys, well lets see... I beat Tony Hawk Underground!! It was pretty hard though. I went up to saras to play basketball and I told my mom I wanted find wanna those gigapet things, those things were awesome anyone remember them? Well she found this neopet thing which is alot cooler lol! Well my mom woke me up this morning and she had bought me finding nemo which is an awesome movie! So I added it to my dvd collection check it out here: Btw im looking for a site like the dvd one above for games anyone know of one? Well Im out I will update later

Give Me the Pimp Slap

When your eye is pink, its pink eye right? [03 Nov 2003|03:52pm]
Hey guys. Well my mom ended up telling me not to go to school today because my eye was all red and itchy. I went to the doctor and found out it was a syst. That sucks but we have no school tommorow, its election day! w00p, i hate blury u cant have more than 10 friends and that sucks, I want my blurty to become popular, that would be cool lol. Well im out hope you like the new layout i did it myself
1 people have gave me the pimp slap| Give Me the Pimp Slap

[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]