Kaoru's Blurty

Time:	6:31 pm.
Mood:	bitchy.

So.

Die came back.

He and Toshiya fought for a while, Shinya cried like the fucking baby he still is in case his dear "Totchi" got hurt, and Kyo went and slit his wrists somewhere. I think. Don't care.

But, yeah. Die's back now. And it's as if he never left. ::rolls eyes:: Yeah, we got right back into the old 'leave Kaoru in bed alone and go off somewhere without so much as a word' routine. Not as if it breaks my heart, or anything.

And Hisa-kun and Jiro got a baby flung at them by the squid. >_____> AND THEY'RE KEEPING IT. They are so stupid I don't even have any words. T___T;; Jiro wanted to call it Peanut, which is possibly the STUPIDEST NAME EVER, but I think Hisa-kun finally named it Alex or something. >> In between its dumbass 'fathers', and Jiro trying to breastfeed, I'm pretty sure it'll DIE soon. Haha. >3

Arr!

Time:	8:59 pm.
Mood:	devious.

Hisa-kun's little boyfriend is TERRIBLY rude. >__> He wouldn't kiss my hand.

BUT. That new doctor is awfully cute. >3 I think I should make up an ailment so he has an excuse to ~~feel me up~~ examine me, ne? >33333

Lucifer cooked Izam's bunny. >__________>;; So I made her buy him a new one, obviously. I wonder where Toshiya is these days? He's supposed to be the captain but we never SEE him.

I think I'll go and make Levin cry about how Shinya loves Toshiya and not him now. >3 ::skips off::

Arr!

Time:	9:22 pm.
Mood:	irritated.

Ahahaha. XD Toshiya made Shinya look like a retard. Seriously. And then threatened to throw me in the hold for laughing at him. >_______________> I couldn't help it! He looks so...stupid.

Well. We finally docked somewhere. So Mana and I went ~~stealing~~ shopping and got lots of nice new things. >3 Toshiya says he'll buy me nice things, too. He better.

ADSGILIFI. Mana needs to stop being jealous of Izam. It's really...beginning to annoy me. Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT sleeping with Izam, nor do I like him better than I like Mana. >_____________>;;;;;

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Time:	9:24 pm.
Mood:	happy.

Mm, who fucked Toshiya before anyone else on the ship? ...Oh, that's right. I did. And it was wonderful.

I think I'm going to enjoy being his mistress.

In other news. >>; Mana kept accusing me of sleeping with Izam (okay, so I may have done that once or twice...but not for a while) so I got annoyed with him and we broke up. >> Well...it lasted about an hour or so and then he came to apologise, but I had Izam in my room. We weren't doing *anything* but still, Mana got upset. >> Anyway, it's all good now. I'm out of the hold and in Toshiya's bedroom (okay, so it still smells of Die, but I'm sure we can remedy that. ::smirk::) aaand...yep.

I think I'm even feeling nice enough not to rip Chinboy's balls off. Assuming he has any, of course.

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Time:	12:21 am.
Mood:	stressed.

::squawl::

I WANT TO BE OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW. I'm cold, I'm hungry, there're RATS in here, my nail polish is chipped, one of my nails is broken, my dress is ripped, my makeup's running and I'm SEX-STARVED.

This couldn't get any worse. ::whimper::

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Time:	7:22 pm.
Mood:	anxious.

WASN'T I A FAIR MISTRESS? DIDN'T I KEEP THE SHIP RUNNING WELL?

Then why has Toshiya locked Mana and I up in the hold?! ;-; This is MUTINY. >O If Die was here, he would...he would...I don't know what he would do, because he isn't here. ;--;

I hope we don't get molested. ::whimper:: And my nail varnish is chipped, and my mascara's running and I can't bear being stuck down here.

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Time:	3:00 pm.
Mood:	annoyed.

Mana keeps stealing my covers. >___>

And he ripped them in half! I'm going to have to steal mine and Die's old ones. ::shudder::

Hmmph. Today, Mana and I caught Kamijo and Emiru LYING about their position on the ship and trying to tell that silly wench and his stowaway boyfriend that THEY were in charge. >> We would have sunk before we even got out of the port, had that been the case. ::haughty sniff::

So...we managed to catch Emiru (although not stupid Kamijo...that stupid Ryutarou wench couldn't catch him. >>) and put him in the hold, stripped of his stupid pink platforms, clothes and makeup, and that wig. >3 He's really not pretty underneath it all. :shudders:: I don't know how Kamijo can possibly enjoy sleeping with him.

And that prisoner. >> Yoshiki. He kept propositioning me for sex. >___> And suggesting weird things. Well, I thought he, Shinya and Levin were going to have a threesome or something, and then I found out that they were LYING to me.

I should throw them all to the GacktShark. He'd enjoy that, and it might stop him bothering Mana.

2 yo ho hos| Arr!

Time:	6:10 pm.
Mood:	aggravated.

I...caught Mana in bed with Dada.

Obviously, I was incredibly pissed so I screamed at them both and wouldn't forgive Mana. I made him cry. >__> It kinda broke my heart seeing him so upset, so I had to forgive him...

Ne, I almost caught those cabin boys making out, too. >3 That would be fun to watch, I think. And this weird kid suddenly appeared on the ship. >>;; He seems to be in with Shinya and Levin, but who knows? He knows that stupid Ryutaro wench, too. I had great fun insulting him.

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Time:	6:46 pm.
Mood:	content.

Chuhuhu. >3 I do love being in charge.

It means I get to molest Miyavi whenever and wherever I want! x33

But. >>; Today, I had a few...hitches. Firstly, as I was doing my rounds, I was confronted by a rather...hot and bothered Mana. Now, usually this wouldn't be a problem. x3; But, I had to go and check on the prisoner, so I couldn't do anything. I ordered Hyde to have sex with Mana, but instead he dropped a stupid book on Mana's head. X___x That can't have been fun.

AND, when I got into the hold, Yoshiki announced that he wouldn't eat until I fed him. >______>;; So I had to. It was...demeaning. And when I finally got back out onto the deck, Mana ran up to me wailing that the First Mate had BITTEN him. >>; We were worried about mutiny at first, but then I realised that Shinya probably has an anti-mutiny kit somewhere. x3

And THEN Miyavi and I had to re-do Mana's makeup, because he was in quite a state. >>; That new wench seems to be stressing Mana out a LOT. I shall keep a close eye on him. But at least we had no trouble from the three stooges (Emiru, Kamijo and Yura) today, which was a relief. I bet they're hiding. >3

And THANK GOD we finally set sail. ::sigh of relief:: I thought it'd NEVER happen.

4 yo ho hos| Arr!

Time:	1:55 pm.
Mood:	aggravated.

Hmm.

I didn't get enough attention last night. >>; Mana was all...with Dada, and Miya-chan was talking to that...new guy thing. Those stupid rats launched some attack on Kamijo and Emiru, I don't know why. But from what Mana says, they deserved it. >3

That pretty new second mate looks rather nice, though... >33333 I shall have to drag him away from his new "friends" (if anyone except Kamijo and Emiru can be friends with Kamijo and Emiru >>) and have some nice quality time with him.

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Time:	6:39 pm.
Mood:	aggravated.

What's up with all these wenches recently? 0.o;

They'd better not distract the crew's attention from ME. >>; If they do, they're Gackt-sharkmeat. Right, Mana?

Hmmph. I really want to set sail soon, damnit! This stupid port is getting too hot for my liking, and it's BORING whne I don't have Mana or Miyavi to 'amuse' me.

7 yo ho hos| Arr!

Time:	3:08 pm.
Mood:	cheerful.

Hoho. I had more fun with sexy wench-san today. Such a shame Captain Die was at pirate camp and he couldn't ~~pay to~~ watch us. >D

I hear that the Gackt-shark was trying to rape Flamboyant Cook Kamijo yesterday. 0__0 He's just getting out of control, so I was quite glad to hear the news that Kamijo and Swabber Emiru smacked him with that spatula, and First Mate Kyo vomitted blood on him.

Miyavi~~ where are you these days? I miss our little liaisons in the crow's nest.

4 yo ho hos| Arr!

Time:	7:52 pm.
Mood:	frustrated.

HMMPH. That cabin boy is sexually inept. He needs breaking in, but he's too scared of Mana and I! Who would be scared of two beautiful "ladies" like us? Bah.

But I had fun with Mana yesterday! He certainly does know his stuff. ::winks::

I also wish we could set sail soon, but Die is at some stupid Pirate Leader Camp and we can't go 'til he gets back. That shark is getting more and more suggestive, and if he doesn't rape poor Mana I fear Toshiya will.

Toshiya. Ooh, well, I'd heard rumours in all the taverns, but he really is as good looking as they say. I'm not scared of him. :P However, the cabin boy IS. >>; He kept going on about "Bruce" or something yesterday, I had no idea what he meant.

Well, Mana has offered to lend me one of his dresses, so I'm going to go and pick one out.

4 yo ho hos| Arr!

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