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[07 Dec 2003|02:16pm]

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[07 Dec 2003|02:13pm]
[ mood | angry ]
[ music | Me motherfuckig my g-ma ]

you smell like butt
congratulations. you are the "you smell like
butt" bunny. your brutally honest and
always say whats on your mind.

which happy bunny are you?
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[03 Dec 2003|07:26pm]
Push me and then just touch me Till I can get my satisfaction

Don called me last night but I didn't pick up so I called him back tonight and we talked for a little bit but I don't know...I just can't make up my mind. I like a guy and I can't stop thinking about him then he asks me out i say yes then he calls me and Here i go again - I make up a stupid excuse not to go out because I realize that I'm not interested anymore I nicely tell the guy to take a hike and I erase his number of my celly. Ain't that fucked up? Why am I being so weird? Why do I fuck around so much?
And I already told Justin to fuck off too. He called me a prude. Dumbass. He said that I'll find myself wishing there was more guys like him...Hahah Baby There's about 300 muscleheads at Gold's gym - I'm sure I'll find something if I ever wanted a guy like you.
I bought a new scarf today...It's so cute.

Ok kitties Shower time now... Night.
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[03 Dec 2003|06:56pm]
Sophisticated and classy, you take shitty-tasting liquid and make it look beautiful and glamorous!!
Congratulations!! You're a smart sophisticated and
beautiful martini!!

What Drink Are You?
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[03 Dec 2003|06:50pm]
Bring It On!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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[03 Dec 2003|06:43pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | Paulina's typing ]

Exhibitionist movie! You'd get off on letting
ANYONE and EVERYONE watch you have sex...even
small children, you sick sonofabitch! Kinky is
your middle name.

What kind of porno would you star in?
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[26 Nov 2003|08:10pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | Dj Kool - Let Me Clear my Throat ]

I know You wanna rub, I know you wanna touch
I know you wanna feel so Baby keep it real...
I know you wanna see, I know you wanna be on ma B E D...

Don called me. He wanted to go out with me tonight... But I scheduled him an appoitment on Friday. Hehe.
As much as I don't like calm people , I want him because of his calmness... He's just so laid back and natural. My mysterious friend. Haha ...And when he talks to me he looks deep into my eyes...It makes me blush. Nobody ever made me blush (well except for my gynecologist when i was 16). It's like I could tell that it took him a lot to ask me for my number cuz I swear the god everytime he comes to the pizza place im either dancing in the kitchen or singing or just laughing like an idiot, so I think that he was a little afraid of a crazy chick like me but when he asked me for my numer it seemed like so naturally like he asked me for directions . I love self - confident guys, or guys that try to be self - confident.

Ohh Justin called me too. He just got home form his school in Maine yesterday. He was telling me how much he doesn't like All- guys school. No shit Scherlock Holmes .
What are you? A fag? He said he hasn't touched a girl since August ...That was when He gave me a goodbye hug...hahah Justin - You're a one pathetic loser . He wanted to go out with me tonight. Hell no. I told him that I'm going to Blu tomorrow night. He said he might go too. But let's get one thing straight here brother...Ain't nobody hittin' that ass anytime soon. Even if you were the last person on the earth with a dick .

Turkey for me Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe
Love to eat turkey a the table
I once saw movie with Betty Grable
Eat that turkey all night long
Fifity million Elvis fans can't be wrong...

Have a Happy Thanks(for)giving

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[24 Nov 2003|09:10pm]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | Someday - Nickleback ]

I'm a flirt ill I hurt In a throwback skirt...

I love watches... I wanna have all the watches in the world. I want a Burberry Lime Green watch and a Gucci silver watch and a Guess black leather watch..What? Everybody has a hobby. Paulina likes scarves, Alea likes guys and I like watches.

I think I'm shallow... All I think about is clothes, make up , Louis Vuitton purses and Diets. I should get a job as Some Celebrity's personal assistant...Someone like Britney Spears - That girl has no sense of style...At all. She's just trying too hard ...I mean sometimes I think she's just stuck in the 80's. hahah Maybe I'm not talented like her but I sure dress better. I'm gonna post an add in a paper - For sure some celebrity will hire me ...and I don't charge much either.

I gotta change the water in Adolf's tank.

That's all folks...Goodnite

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[23 Nov 2003|07:51pm]
you're such a douche bag
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[23 Nov 2003|07:38pm]
[ mood | silly ]
[ music | The Voice Within X Tina ]

If you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today...
If you're not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way...
If you are not mine then why does your heart reurns my call...
If you are not mine would I have the strenght to stand at all?

I don't fuck losers... I don't fuck at all...Boo Hoo

I think that I should finally start my "Carrots, celery, water only" Diet.
I wanna be a toothpick, i wanna have no ass, and yes I want my ribs to be visible.
Why can't I be determined enough to do it? I gotta do something with my life...
Right now i feel like a transsexual man that wants to be a woman...Only I feel good having tits...i just don't feel like I'm skinny enough...
This is all my ex boyfriend's fault, he always made me feel bad about myself, he's always been telling me that i'm chubby and I shouldn't wear shorts or skirts. Daniel - one more time - I hate you You motherfucking frog's pussy licker're just jelaous cuz you ain't hittin' it anymore.

Fake nails are bitch to take off.

Goodnight folks.

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[26 Oct 2003|08:09am]
[ mood | angry ]
[ music | Me against the Music - Britney Spears ]

I would like to get to know you baby...I would like a piece of that sexy body...

Does anyone ever take me seriously?
Last night that motherfucking asshole had balls to make out with that butt ugly slut in front of my face...fjweopjhpowegvnwpe I lost faith in guys.
Everytime I acctually like someone they always do that - they either get back with their ex or play their stupid games. Why can't I have a normal boyfriend ? Fuck.
The thing that pissed me off the most is that she was so ugly she had those mouse cheeks... hahah I really felt disgusted . But i played cool...I talked to him in front of the club like nothing ever happened. Im not sure if he knows that i was right next to him while he was kissing the mousecheeks. Oh well I guess He can go fuck himself now.
I really hope that he doesn't call me though.
Hit the road Jack... And don't you come back no more.

Fuck... I say fuck alot.

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[19 Oct 2003|07:29pm]
You represent... playfulness.
You represent... playfulness.
Playfulness can often be mistaken for sluttiness or
flirtiness... Flirting is something you enjoy
doing, but you're mostly just about having fun.
You're into partying, and it's seems that
people enjoy your company as much as you enjoy

What feeling do you represent?
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[19 Oct 2003|07:22pm]
kinky isn't a feather...its using the whole damn chicken! and you kno it. you are so kinky that even you are afraid of yourself sometimes.
kinky isn't a feather...its using the whole damn
chicken! and you kno it. you are so kinky that
even you are afraid of yourself sometimes.

What type of SEX do You enjoy?
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[15 Oct 2003|07:04pm]
I wanna a Louis Vuitton purse. BigAss Brown purse. And a Fendi furry purse.
Somebody better get me that before I go and tell my daddy. He'll kicks your ass.
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[15 Oct 2003|06:54pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Right Thurr Remix - Chingy ]

GARAGE GURL - Flirt inna Skirt!
A GARAGE-GURL. Youre into loud music, hot guys and
wild fashions. Youre most at ease when youve
got all your mates around you and you like to
party. Boys are a game and youre always on the
ball because you make sure youre always number
Your virtues: Confidence, fun nature, sociability.
Your flaws: Loudness, jealous tendency, need for

What kind of girl are you?
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I'm a flirt till I hurt in a throwback skirt...

I just took a shower, I should hit the gym now...well the tanning booth acctually.

Tomorrow is my Ex's 22nd birthday and I don't know If I should just send him a card or buy him something or meet up with him... I was thinking if I buy him a present it might mean that he still has a chance, if I buy him a card then I'll look like a total cheapass. Daniel - why don't we just forget about the whole b-day thing? but another thing is he's throwing a party and I don't really want to go but we're still friends so I should go...
Hmm I'll just call him and say Happy B-day. That's it.

He hasn't called..Wake up Claudia !!!
Why is it always that People that care Don't matter & People that matter Don't care...
That's life i guess.

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[14 Oct 2003|11:18pm]
You Suck ^-^
-Bad- You're the exact opposite of what any guy
wants or needs, unless he happens to need a
quick lay. You're cruel. You toy with people.
You're probably a bitch, and i don't think i'd
like you if i met you. Oh go screw a random
male already.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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[14 Oct 2003|11:08pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | Eamon - Fuck it ]

...And when I'm feeling Sexy who's gonna come for me?

I'm confused...really. I gotta make up my mind.
So I went to Superior tonight and talked to Alea for a while, and then this ugly guy Dan comes in and starts hitting on both of us...He's been our regular customer for 3.5 years now and he has never asked any of us out and now it seems like he wants to do both of us at the same time...Anyway the fucking guy is in his 40s has a butt ugly wife and his big lips remind me of a horse's ass. They're huge. Man... So he goes to me " So Claudia tell old are you ? So I go "I'm almost 19" And he says "well you're legal - So it means we can hit it right? WTF??? I blushed (I never do). And I don't know ...He's so disgusting and he had balls to ask me that? Man no common sense...whatsoever.

I'm going out with Alea and Dave to Blu on Friday - haha I can't wait... Dave seems to be a pretty cool guy...I just hope Alea won't go too far with him - He's way too old for her.

Sometimes I think He wants me and then I think that he doesn't and then again He does...Or maybe i just scare guys away ... I've heard that before. Lol i don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

If I could choose a place to go gotta be far away. When tomorrow's like today....

Goodnight folks.

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[06 May 2003|05:07pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]
[ music | Rave Allstars ]

I need Your love and I need it right now...

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[23 Jan 2003|12:38am]
[ mood | cynical ]
[ music | Me singin aloud... ]

What's your sexual appeal?

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So I went to Dr.Peters the Dean and I gave him the prove that actually went to PL, He bought it and now I'm waiting to find out if they gonna give me my $ back. He said he'll do whatever he can and since he's a dean there he can do alot. People pray for me...
I'm gonna find out tomorrow afternoon if everything went ok. If so I'll save $500. Woohoo I will have to visit mall on friday then.. =]

I'm exhaused and pissed for no reason. I think I'm alot nicer to people lately but I still feel that I need to do better.

Now I'm off to watch some tv. papa

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[14 Jan 2003|12:48am]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | Scooter ]

What kind of typical high school character from a movie are you?

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MissClaudia had a long day today. Ohh I feel so sorry for her...
Wh0reBag woke me up today early in the morning because SHE wanted me to call HER phone company and change our calling plan. WTF like I can't do it later. Anyway
I went back to sleep and she left the house so I overslept a little and Imy boss came 15 minutes earlier to pick me up so my day started awful.
Hmm new girl came today - damn she is soo damn ugly. No, you can't even call that monster ugly - she had this white face and Red lipstick Baby blue eyeshadow and blonde bleached hair. Damn she was scary. She scares the living crap out of me.
Yeah we went to Vibe on Saturday (me, Lovah, Maciek and his brother Pawel ), I mean me and lovah went first then Maciek and Pawel came with Lovah's ex gf and her new Boyfriend. It was kinda strange at the begining but I didn't really give a fuck about her so I decided if she doesn't get in my way I'll leave her alone. She acctually sat next to me and she started talking to me (they all were on E) she even wanted to give me a massage But hell no nobody's touching MissClaudia's silky skin. =]
I guess things went well cuz we went to second floor and she stayed downstair with NastyBoy and when they were leaving they came to us and said Bye. Wow I wish I could be so thoughtful sometimes. Haha wouldn't that be great?
Next weekend I want to go to this Club called "The Complex" in Rhode Island. I went there one time and I had a such a great time. The club has 4 different rooms 1 techno room 1 rock and 2 hip hop. I can't wait till then.
Ok enough of this crap for tonight. Goodnight! =]

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