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Sleeping Beauty???!!! [26 Sep 2004|11:43pm]
[ mood | intimidated ]
[ music | Forth Earlingas - LOTR ]

I was looking for novels by Anne Rice since someone (have forgotten who) told me that she had written kick ass novels! And she has! She has written:
* Interview With The Vampire.
* The Vampire Lestat
* The Queen of the Damned
And many many more vampire chronicles (although these are the most well-known). Elfje, something for you perhaps?

Anyway, all was well in the Ilfje-universe. And then I decided to search for some other novels written by her. And I found the Witch chronicles: with o.a. The Witching hour.

She has also written The Mummy! OMFG!

And then I walked against a sign that said "Hard Core Erotica". Of course, my curiosity couldn't resist, so I just had to click on the link to see what erotica she had written. It was not what I expected.... She has written... a sleeping beauty trilogy! That right, Sleeping Beauty! The trilogy consists of:
*The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty - The story starts at the end of the Sleeping Beauty Fairy Tale when the Prince comes and awakens Beauty. Only in this story, he takes her as his sex slave.
*Beauty's Punishment - It is the continuing story of Beauty and her trials and tribulations as a sex slave.
*Beauty's Release - Here, the Beauty Saga is at long last resolved.

I am speechless you liar!. I don't know what to say. She was one of my favorite Disney-characters! So pretty and blonde and such. Hell, even the woman in the green dress on my blurty-site is one of the faeries who blessed Aurora! And now, *sob* a sex slave?

Excerpt from the book:
Suddenly another rider appeared, the elderly Lord Gerhardt, and as Beauty watched in terror, the pretty Princess ran out to recieve the first blows and run with graceful lifts of her knees beside him. But for all her complaints, the Lord's horse seemed to move terribly fast and the paddle was loud and merciless.

*Bites nails* My God... and yet... I wonder if they have this book in the library of my hometown?

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[24 Sep 2004|10:27pm]
[ mood | hyper ]

Fucking Hell! I need to buy the LOTR CD's! LOTR theme, Enigma it's called. I can't find the tekst! I love this song!

Other short news: My sister is staying at a friends place in a town far far away from her ex. She's allright at the moment and doesn't appear to be traumatised because of tuesday.

Thanks for all the support you've given me! *hugs all around!*

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[24 Sep 2004|10:27pm]
[ mood | hyper ]

Fucking Hell! I need to buy the LOTR CD's! LOTR theme, Enigma it's called. I can't find the tekst! I love this song!

Other short news: My sister is staying at a friends place in a town far far away from her ex. She's allright at the moment and doesn't appear to be traumatised because of tuesday.

Thanks for all the support you've given me! *hugs all around!*

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[23 Sep 2004|11:12pm]
[ mood | morose ]

No reason really. I just needed to be cheered up. This helped a bit. :)

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Alas, that it should come to this. [23 Sep 2004|10:53pm]
[ mood | shocked ]

Tuesday, 21-09-2004.

18.00 p.m.: Dad picks me up from the station by car. A few minutes later my sister calls on his car-phone to ask him if he'd like to come over that night to chat. (She was about to spend the second night at her home again, after staying with us for two weeks due to her abusive ex-boyfriend.) My father declines the offer, telling her that he has an appointment with some friends, and hangs up the phone a few minutes later. He tells me that he has made no such appointment, but doesn't feel like spending the evening at my sisters house.

22.30 p.m.: Someone calls on the housephone but I decide not to answer it since my parents had just gone to bed a few minutes ago and I didn't feel like chatting with one of his friends or some stupid salesperson. The thought enters my head for a moment that it might be my sister, but I decide not to pick up the phone, thinking that if it indeed is her, she should learn to call on a more appropriate time.

23.00 p.m.: My father gets a phonecall from the police, telling him that they have arrested my sisters ex-boyfriend. He had broken into her house and had beaten the shit out of her. The front door is in ruins.

23.15 p.m.: My father and mother go to my sisters house to wait for a man to repair her front door.

Wednesday, 22-09-2004.

03.00 a.m.: My parents, sister and her child finally arrive at our home. Dad and I feel guilty and like shit. "Could we have reached her home sooner if I answered the phone, thus preventing some damage?" "Would this have happened if my dad had decided to visit my sister?" "Why did she so desperatelly want to go to her home anyway???"

09.00 a.m.: The police let my sisters ex go from the police-station.

10.00 a.m.: My sisters ex visits my sisters guardian and tells her that he will kill my sister if she doesn't return to him within 5 days.

10.30 a.m.: My sisters guardian calls the police and tells them about the threat. They decide to note it down...

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WTF???!!! [18 Sep 2004|07:17pm]
[ mood | confused ]

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Friendliness (16%) very low which suggests you tend to be extremely rude, uncooperative, and irritable.
Orderliness (48%) medium which suggests you are moderately organized, reliable, neat, and ambitious.
Emotional Stability (30%) low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and nervous.
Openmindedness (56%) moderately high which suggests you are intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.
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*grumble* [18 Sep 2004|07:04pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

GGRRR!! How could I have been so stupid?? Have made my own mother addicted to the Sims 2! Now I'll never be able to play the game myself again! -_- *sob* Alas and woe!

Thankfully she's only interested in the architecture, as in, building houses. So one day she's going to run out of empty lots to build houses and then... ah Hell! Who am I kidding?! She's going to delete her old houses to build new ones again, of course!

Soon I will have to hide my Sims game from her. -_- If she continues obsessing about the game this much (which she isn't allowed since only I have the privilige to do so) I'll be asking money back from her!

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Back! [18 Sep 2004|12:27am]
[ mood | impressed ]


What Kind of Geek are You?
Favourite Color
Your IQ is very high
You are a word nerd
Your strength is you can see in the dark
Your weakness is alcohol
You think normal people are stupid
Normal people think that you are satanic
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Phe3r my sKillZ!!!111

For now that I have discovered my super-hero strength.... I will visit you in the night... when it is completely dark... (be weary if the electricity falls out...)and do... unspeakable "things" to you! Any hints about what I could actually do to you are appreciated.

Also... dramatic pauzes.... liven up... every... stupid... conversation!

Furthermore... for breakfast.... I shall have... toast!

Note to Elfje:You should know... that I plan to... call you concerning.... SMS Spam!
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Bwaaaaaaaaahhhh.... [23 Jul 2004|10:28pm]
[ mood | sick ]

I'm gonna miss you so much! *Hugs you all* This will be my last post for a long while since I will be leaving sunday to go to Greece, and I won't be returning untill august the 18th! *Hugs you again* God am I gonna miss the internet!!!

On another note, I know partially what to expect on my 21st birthday (at september the 28th). I overheard my mother talking to a friend of her who owns a restaurant that we will be having diner at his place at my birthday. Over there, we will be having raw oysters. Expensive raw Oysters! 25 euro's for one oyster! (about 30 dollars I believe) Perhaps there are diamonds hidden in the oysters?

Possibly I will eat one raw oyster and puke it out in the toilet... Raw oysters... *shivers* But bravely I will struggle on, etc., etc...

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Yes, I have finally done it! [22 Jul 2004|08:41pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I have gotten myself a boyfriend! *Squeeeeeee!*

Here's a picture of him.

Adopt Your Own Boyfriend.

You just have to mind his errr... pervyness.... Yeah, he's a bit odd like that. Tsk tsk... sexual innuendo's and all that... But I shouldn't complain and neither should my mother. In fact, she should be extremely happy since I have not one, but two boyfriends! Yes, you better believe it! I admit, it took a bit of manipulation to get both men to agree to participate in the trio, but in the end it worked out well enough.

Here's a picture of my other gorgeous gem!

Adopt Your Own Boyfriend.

Too bad he's a bit smelly. But, you know how non-bathing habits can get like that. Too bad Boyfriend no1's habits have rubbed off on Boyfriend no2.
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Immortal... what the Fuck? [18 Jul 2004|08:13pm]
[ mood | shocked ]

I was browsing around on the internet and I stumbled upon a picture of the DADA book which Harry uses in the movie PoA. It was opened on one of the pages about wherewolves, and I thought "Why don't I just try to read it". And I was able to read of few sentences of the page and they just shocked. me. to. death. I'll write the sentences down that shocked me so much, so you can see what I'm talking about.

"Wherewolves are immune from aging and from most physical diseases due to the constant regeneration of their physical tissue. They can, therefore, be virtually immortal. However, they can be killed by any wound that destroy the heart or the brain, or any form of death that causes heart or brain damage - such as hanging or other oxygen-deprivations methods."

This means that, concidering that I included material of the movie to be canon, that Lupin is immortal. Then why does he age in the books? Why the grey hair? Why, why, why? Or will he, perhaps, become a very old immortal man?

And why did Flamel die? Immortals don't die, elixer of life or not!

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[18 Jul 2004|08:07pm]
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My favorite Harry Potter fics [18 Jul 2004|06:54pm]
[ mood | busy ]

A list of my favorite Harry Potter fanfictions, with summary, author, rating, pairing, and link. Aren't I the nobelest? Yes I am!

My most favorite fic, Number 1:
Story: Here Be Monsters I: Wizard's Lament
Author: Dzeytoun
Yahoo-group author: Dzeytounsroom
Rating: PG 13
Pairing: None, or parental Albus/Harry. A bit Ron/Hermione.
Summary: Albus Dumbledore has lived a very long time. But the summer following Harry's fifth year will see events to change his life forever.
My own review: God I love this fic and the author! This story is written in Albus' point of view and continues in a story from Remus point of view. After that, the story will return to Albus. Basically the story continues after Harry leaves Hogwarts after OotP and deals with Harry losing his godfather and the relationship between Albus and Harry. In the mean time, the twins jokeshop is about to open and Voldemort and the deatheaters are scheming again. Harry has been poisened and is slowly starting to lose his mind.

Number 2:
Story: Daddy's Favorite
Author: Dzeytoun
Yahoo-group author: Dzeytounsroom
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Parental Albus/Harry
Summary: One is the Boy Who Lived, the other the Greatest Wizard in the World. They are watched by all, friend and enemy. And in the wake of Harry's disastrous fifth year, everybody has an opinion.
My own review: This story is to be read next to 'Here be Monsters'. Every chapter is written in a different pov, including the pov of Bill Weasley, McGonagall, Umbridge, Percy, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Professor Sprout, and many more. My favorite chapters are 5,7,9,10 and 16. Especially chapter 16, which is written in the POV of Mundungus Fletcher, after he left Harry to the Dementors in OotP.

The rest behind this link )

Now this is of course only my top five list, but making this list already took me a looong time, so I didn't feel like including other fics as well. Plus it would hurt my image to list NC-17 fics down here. What image? Shut up! Including *gasphowdareyouleavethatficout!* Draco/Harry fics. But if you'll ask sweetly I'll try to find a few of my favorites of that pairing as well and hide them from my non-friends.

You might realise by now that I am very fond of Albus Dumbledore. Teehee. Oh, and I hate Ginny! But I will sacrifice my prejudices of this pairing when if 'Here be Monsters' starts supporting Harry/Ginny. Yes, it's supporting, since the story isn't written in Harry's POV. So we'll never know what Harry feels for Ginny, although he hasn't given us any clues so far. Obsess much? MOI? Never!

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[16 Jul 2004|10:56pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

Which generic smut novel character are you? (With somewhat relevant pictures!)

The Obscenely Wealthy Heiress

Poor dear, all alone in your opulent estate, with no one but a tight-fisted, controlling prude of a relative to keep you company. Perhaps you can entreat some strapping young lad into educating you in the ways of the world.

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A meme, because? [15 Jul 2004|07:56pm]
[ mood | bored ]

The Right Now meme, gacked from Sophie

wearing: Black one-sleeved shirt with white flowers printed upon it, kaki coloured pants, black socks with Minnie Mouse prints and black underwear with Betty Boop print.

hair: Waistlength dark-brown hair which is currently in a ponytail. (Black ribbon!)

makeup: Foundation and black mascara. Also, red fingernails.

ate today: Pizza, shrimps from McDonald, salad from McDonald, Peanuts.

thing last said: "That's what I think as well!" which was spoken to my dad.

last phone call: Some person called to discuss our new windows. Wanted to know if we liked them.

in your bag: I emptied it yesterday, so nothings in it now.

playing on your iPod: Don't have an iPod

desktop picture: Picture of the new Albus Dumbledore, without twinkling eyes, looking like a disturbed grandfatherly figure, or a pedofile... Also. He has a Perm.

last watched on tv: The Pretender, because my dad loves that show. I used to love the show as well... but it's the fourth time that they're showing it on tv and there is such a thing as "Too much of a good thing".

last website visited: The livejournal of the previous owner of this meme.

plans for today: Read fanfic, read book about slaves in ancient Greece, go to bed, sleep.

last thing bought: Popcorn, Vanilla coke, and M&M Crispy's.

last showered: Yesterday evening. But I didn't really shower, but took a bath, so I don't know if that counts.

last IM: Don't remember. With Sofie (who is not the Sophie who I mentioned earlier).

I need: Vanilla ice-cream. A slave to massage my feet and peel my grapes for me.

looking forward to: Life in general. Going to Athens in a little over a week. Flirting with the local hot guys in Athens.

worst part of the day: Waking up because some insect bit me in my right middle finger. It still hurts while I'm typing this.

best part of the day: Is hopefully still to arrive? I have been bored all day. Best part till now might be playing Super Mario on my Gameboy advance.

favorite person of the day: Me.

thinking about: Draco Malfoy who died yesterday.

current annoyance: Nobody on my friendslist updating at the moment.

current obsession: In general, still Harry Potter.

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YYY? [14 Jul 2004|10:58pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! *sobs* She killed Draco! Bloody Hell! And I was so attached to him and especially the newly formed understandment between him and Harry. *sobs more* I am in denial.... I believe that he shall be resurrected... yessss... my prrrrecious...he shall...

Draco will live. Live, I tell you! LIVE!

Alas, but bravely I will struggle one, etc. If you're looking for me, know that you can find me in my bedroom. Where I will be sitting on my bed, depressed, while waiting for the next chapter of the fic.

For a moment the Gryffindor stared at the other Seeker, disbelieving, his face twisted in confusion. Even the woman seemed shocked, staring down at the boy laying at her feet as though she couldn't really see him. Draco looked like he was asleep. The awful shock on Cedric's face was absent here, as was the slack blunted look on Sirius's face as he fell backwards into the Arc. There was no twist of pain. No anger or anguish or agony to mar the slender blond's features. No blame. The look on Draco's face was almost peaceful. Relaxed. More human than Harry had ever known him to be.

Anyway, here's the meme that I told you about in my previous entry. Yes, did time I managed to save it.

1. Take five books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph.

It’s as difficult to say what the precise cause of the great cattle raid was as it is to pinpoint the start of the war. The whole story would have been speedily formed under her active imagination; and every thing established in the most melancholy order of disastrous love. Lighting flashed, thunder rolled and the earth began to shake. The deception roused her scorn; the truth roused her pity. In contrast, the ancient representations of anger help to perpetuate a social order, and order based not just on flogging, on coercion, on juridical torture, on implicit and explicit violence, but even on these earlier mappings and descriptions of emotion, and on the invisibility of slaves in such mappings – except as the targets of free men’s rage.

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Whining about Family [12 Jul 2004|11:09pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

I am dead. No seriously, I am dead. I have died and you may all visit me at my funeral. Do note however that I like orchids and roses, and that I hate all other flowers. So bring daisies to my grave and you'll be sure to meet me in front of Hell's gate.

I planned to tell you about my classes Physical Anthropology, which were muj bien, so I've been waiting for a week now for inspiration to strike me. (Inspiration strikes me as lighting strikes me.) But my inspiration had abandoned me, so the part about PA will have to wait. (I passed with 70% however, so in theory I am allowed to follow the practical in february.)

I also composed a meme on my laptop today, but forgot to save it, so you won't be seeing the meme here either. So this entry is actually going to be really really really boring. And there will be lots of whining in it too. Since these are the holidays etc...

Part 1: My sister visits us at least 3 times a week, since she has a holiday as well. I might kill her. GRRRR!!! Yesterday she said to me:"I do hope that you will someday forgive me for everything that I've done to you. And I also hope that you will someday see that I've changed." So I just responded:".... grmnd.... errr... hmmm... right.... *cough*..." So my sister was all disapointed that I didn't shout:"OMG!!!11!! I, like, so forgive you! ILUVUU!!11 Giveme KISS!!!" and she stalked away anoyed.

Part 2: But the fun didn't end there. She told the story to my mother. So after she went home I had to enjoy listening to my mother for half an hour while she said such things as:"Well you do have to admit that she has changed her attitude towards you" and "I so love it when the two of you get along". She just doesn't seem to realise that I don't want to forgive her. I don't like my sister. I really don't. I wish she would get out of my life and stay away. The only reason that I'm tollerating her is that I happen to love her daughter, my niece.

Part 3: I have found the perfect way of losing weight. You go to a restaurant with your parents, sister, and her almost 2 years old daughter. Then you wait 15 minutes untill your niece gets hysterical because of all the strange and frightening people in the restaurant. Then you watch in vain as her mother, grandfather and grandmother try to comfort her, while your niece continues screaming for at least 15 minutes. Then you look surprised as they dump your niece onto your lap, and even more surprised when said niece discontinues crying within 5 seconds. Then you spend the next hour with your gigling niece on your lap while you try to prevent her to shove your fork into your nose. Don't think abot eating, you're on a Diet! Try to save your nostrils instead.

It's not that I'm annoyed that I spent an hour in a restaurant with my niece on my lap. I love my niece. (In fact, it's quite flattering to have your niece choose your company over that of her mother, grandfather and grandmother.) I just hate the fact that my parents take her to a restaurant when they know that she isn't able to spend time in a room with even 2 unknown people without freaking out. But my parents tried to justify it by saying:"She has to learn how to behave in a restaurant" and "Look how she clings to you. That must mean that you're a good person. Children can feel something like that instantly."

Part 4: And then the worst part came. After the fiasco at the restaurant we walked back home (the restaurant is around the corner) and my mother said to me:"You're her (my nieces) mummy too you know." And then my niece said:"Mummy!" And I kept saying, spastically:"Iris! Iris! I'm Iris!" While thinking:"What the Fuck?! Since when am I her mother?? Did I choose to be a mother? Hell no!"

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Favorite film type
Character Legolas Greenleaf (Lord of the Rings)
Wedding Quiet, private wedding with close friends and family only
Honeymoon Never made it out of the airport hotel room - who needs scenery when you're just going to be making mad, passionate love the whole time anyway?
Chance that your marriage will last - 15%
Number of kids you'll have together 10
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince [29 Jun 2004|07:37pm]
[ mood | excited ]

J.K. Rowling has confirmed the title of the new Harry Potter book. You know, book 6!! The name of the title is *drumroles please*

"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"

But the Half-Blood Prince is neither Harry or Voldemort, as she says in this post.

"I was delighted to see that a hard core of super-bright fans knew that the real title was once, in the long distant past, a possibility for 'Chamber of Secrets', and from that deduced that it was genuine. Certain crucial pieces of information in book six were originally planned for 'Chamber of Secrets', but very early on (first draft of Chamber) I realised that this information's proper home was book six. I have said before now that 'Chamber' holds some very important clues to the ultimate end of the series. Not as many as six, obviously, but there is a link.

Anyway: if you continue to exercise patience, you will find that the Do Not Disturb Door opens again… and again… giving you further hints about book six. But as a little bonus, and compensation for having been messed around by Mr. or Ms. Storgé, I shall tell you one thing without making you shift any bricks at all: the HBP is neither Harry nor Voldemort. And that's all I'm saying on THAT subject until the book's published."

Excuse me while I visit her official site again and wait and wait and wait untill the door opens. :p

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New actors and actresses of HP GoF [22 Jun 2004|08:31pm]
[ mood | cynical ]

Tata, just a few notes about the new actors and actresses for the next Harry Potter movie.

Cedric will be played by Robert Pattinson, who you can see on the picture under this sentence.

Yes, I realise that the picture is quite bad, but it's the only one that I've got. I hope he's somewhat handsomer in real life than the picture makes him look like.

Fleur Delacour will be played by Clemence Poesy, who you can see on the following picture.

I guess she's okay. Actually, now that I think of it, I'm quite pleased with her casting.

Professor Moody will be played by actor Brendan Gleeson, the ugly man on the following picture.

I can see him being Moody with many, many scars.

Frances de la Tour has been casted as Madame Maxime. I couldn't find a neat picture of her, so you'll have to use your immagination though.

Cho Chang has appearently also been casted. There were 50 new sites for the lucky girl (whose name was, I believe, Katie Lueng), but none of them had a decent picture, or the bandwidth of the site blablabla.... I saw two pictures of her, but they dissapointed me that much, that I didn't dare to put them on this site.

I didn't find a picture of the guy who is about to play Victor Krum. Neither does anyone else, as I've heard.

Also this is the link to the journal of Jamie Waylett the actor who plays Crabbe. Yes, that's journal!

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[22 Jun 2004|12:59am]
[ mood | frustrated ]

Dammit! Livethread! I am becoming such a night-animal. It is Teh Bitch! The HP PoA review is limping towards the finish...

Update people, update!

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