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we WILL meet again, & i will miss you forever-more [02 Jul 2003|06:31pm] [ mood | sad ] [ music | Who We Are - Bad Religion ] i'm through with blurty... ;( let's make this easy.. wipe away those tears.... www.woohu.com/emobarbie 2 comments|post comment

you may now...MASTERBATE!!! [01 Jul 2003|06:52pm] [ mood | giggly ] http://81x.com/Authors/sarah611/shipri2.jpg post comment

WATCH OUT!!! i may just dominate you [01 Jul 2003|06:44pm] [ mood | accomplished ] You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully, it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into you playing the dominant role MEORW! What kind of kiss are you? brought to you by Quizilla post comment

buy one, get one half price [01 Jul 2003|05:23pm] [ mood | busy ] [ music | romeo- sublime ] another "thingy" rite sarah? lol, i'm so fuckin bored can ya tell? can ya? can ya? -basics- *name: sarah *middle: marie *last: ormiston/griffith/labeouf *birthdai: the 9th of april *birthsign: aries *birthstone: diamond *birthstate: "n" to the "j" *birthspot: hoboken *nicknames: barbie, avril, green eyes, sk8er girl, "the new girl", swimfan, crooked eyes -favorites- *holiday: holloween with jay, and my birthdai *month: umm, april and december *dai: friday! yay! bingo night baby *word: fuck (used in many ways, and "oober trendy" lol amanda *fairy tale: the little mermaid rocked my world *teletubbie: tinkie winkie *sport: ugh, skateboarding, wakeboarding, and sleeping. wuhoo *color: black like ryan's heart *number: 6 (the amount of days i went out with ryan) ;) *car: umm...as long as were in the back seat...who cares? lol *song: at the moment it's "the greatest fall of all time" but in an hour IT WONT BE! ;) *band: way too goddam many. look in my userinfo *ice cream: EDY'S esspresso chip..hell yes *soft drink: (ask jay) ;) ginger ale *subject: lunch *accesory: band-aids, preferably dora the explorer ( oh those fond memories of marta) *animal: you...last night ;) *athlete: rodney mullen, and mister knoxville (being a jackass is "mad" hard) *idol: tom bailey...damm he is on fiya! *food: cant get enough of that corndog "cuh" ;) *place: underneath your bed *cartoon show: oooh ohhh, uh, ren & stimpy! AND rockos modern life, AND south park! *talk show: mister maury polvich, married to that connie chung *soap opera: hmm...passions i guess *mothergoose rhyme: the one that says girls are sweet and boys are like worms!! *brand: yo mamma..lol, umm, dickies? *cereal: the reeses peices one! mmm mm good! AND count chocula! it makes your milk brown! lol *material: silk, or fleece, hmm *TV show: uhhh, jeapordy...lol *toy: well duh!! the harry potter nimbus 2000!! hell yes! ;) -What brand? (do YOU own?)- *shampoo: aussie moist shampoo *conditioner: charles wellington ULTRA shine, (the one in the yellow bottle , it smells like cologne ;) *face cleanser: that neutragena cleanser/mask, it's so gnarly *body wash: i have this purple gel stuff from victoria secrets..it smells gooood *cream: that healthy complexion shit *eyeliner: i'm too lazy to check but it's liquidy ;) *sneakers: etnies, converse chuck taylors, globe, DC *Jeans: ALOT! but mainly dickies and such *underwear: well currently i have a pack of beauty and the beast ones *feminine products: whoa, how personal, always *hair spray: bed head *nail polish: grrnation!!! let me go check..."sinful" and "morbid" -either/or- *chocolate or vanilla? vanilla *lion or tiger? tiger roar! *ice or fire? fire baby...lets talk about sex babi *bryers or edy's? BOTH! *benji or joel? duh! joel reuben madden *mark or tom? it's unanomous...TOM! *sing or dance? s-i-n-g, sing *rain or snow? let it rain *give or receive? give and then GET! *britney or christina? umm, if i had a gun i could have fun with both! *dark or light? dark lol sarah "uhh were in the dark" *paper or plastic? paper, fuck those damm trees! *sprite or seven up? sprite, cuz they have that remix drink *pepsi or coke? pepsi, cuz i say so *mr. pibb or dr. pepper? is there a difference? *coffee or cappaccino? neither, unless it's frozen ite? *day or night? the night is young... *phone or computer? phone, so anthony can hear my sexi voice *old or new? old school is oh so cool *shake or stir? well the outcome is the same rite?? well? oook *curly or straight? curly!! go shia go ryan it's your birfdai -LEAST favorites- *drink: sierra mist...(it's not shockingly refreshing!!!) *person: george assbury, you bitch! ;) *trend: those gay power beads..lame-o *subject: yo momma *brand: lots suck so there ya go..i HATE phat farm. DIE! *movie: x-men. sooo overrated *food: ANY chinese food *ice cream: cookie dough..ye thats right!!! you suck! *actor: richard gere, lame ass mofo *actress: they all suck *soap opera: umm, days of our lives...no plot *mood: loneliness *feeling: heartbroken *smell: okay, remember that one tim ein french when we had all that monkey food? well that cheese smelt like a gasoline station bathroom, k? *holiday: your birthdai! ha! *month: june: end of school ;( *dai: monday (mom is off) *number: 7, i just dont see the luck *car: mini coopers are so fucking lame *famous person: i want paris hilton to die! *TV show: mmmm, road rules sucks *sport: tennis, mr diggs does not look good in super tiny shorts *fruit: tomato, thats just wrong -yes or no- *virgin? sure *pure? i wish, sorry lord *stolen? yea!!! dont tell the fuzz *streaked? not yet *skinny dipped? maybe later *cursed? hell no! no fuckin way! that's bullshit *cheated? story of my life *been alone with opposite sex? yea, sooo? *been exposed? not willingly -finish the sentence- *love is..made for me *my friends...are crazy, super cool, and oober trendy *i wish i could...rape your mom *if i had a super power it would be...X-ray vision *I would sooo kill..paris hilton *I want to screw...shia, ryan, and deryck *my all time fear is...being eaten by clowns *mama always said...use a condom -what word(s) comes to mind?- *parents: hella lame *teachers: overacheivers who's lives are meaningless *friends: anti-drug *bois: should SKATE! *rain: breathtaking *death: natural *nudity: hill-air-ee-us *smiles: artificial *sex: SUPER post comment

brought to you by the letters "s" and "o" [30 Jun 2003|09:16pm] [ mood | lazy ] i'm not gonna finish that thingy thingy? yea lol.................:) i am so goddam bored theres nothing to do in this hizzouse i walked around my neighborhood and checked to see if dejon was home and he was but his sister was there too and i didnt feel like entertaining not today i'm so lazy though i've gone a step further with my shia labeouf obsession i made a site where i can store all of his oober trendy photos yes! i know you wanna see it so you can drool and masterbate at your screen but back off baby he's got me written all over him lol represent your love for shia go see charlies angels and dumb and dumberer (he's in those movies) okay, im out, im taking a nap goodnight you can join me if you want ;) <3 miss labeouf ps: www.81x.com/sarah611/obsessed post comment

essense and cocaine....it's a beauty [30 Jun 2003|05:57pm] [ mood | excited ] i'm "oober" bored. join me in my obsessive hobby uh huh..... -basics- name: sarah middle: marie last: ormiston/griffith/labeouf birth-state: new jaherzee birthspot: "hoe"-boken siblings: 2 unfortunates ;( parents: well sure -physical- hair color: ashy blondish and black underneath hair type: straight as a "oardbay" skin tone: attempted tan height: 4'11 weight: nice try braces? no thanx :) glasses: c-o-n-t-a-c-t-s eyes: kind. lol hazel peircings: 2 in right and left ear, one X-tra on left ear, & belly tattoos: maybe later, i'm gonna get one that says "IPP" on my middle finger -currents- wearing (specific): my maroon all american rejects shirt,shotbead necklace with my skull charm, and hardware screw earings, 23 black bracelets, 12 rainbow bracelets, army green wrist cuff, shotbead star bracelet, yellow p.j shorts, pink underwear, green sports bra, white lo-cut socks, wuhoo!! smell: nailpolish, i just painted my nails taste: pickle...lol mood: obviously bored hearing: adam sandlers soothing voice. im watching mr. deeds make-up? black eyeliner..NOT waterproof...heh,sexi thoughts: "i gotta finish this quick so i can freakin watch shia labeouf on moviehouse" okay i'm gonna go watch moviehouse...i'll edit this later...muah! post comment

Behold the sparkle of champagne [30 Jun 2003|05:05pm] [ mood | sympathetic ] [ music | dont hate me- rufio ] event??? do i NEED a friggen event to write in here? yea ok whut-ever this goes out to all my homies in rouge....(lol) sarah...you should go to ALC and then join me and mandi in... diplomat!!! cuz i miss/want/need/love you alrite? are we clear? i wish i was with you to wipe away those sereal tears. "the eyes they drown in tears" ;( okay. well well well, i watched maury it was an ultra "eww" episode this 13 year old was 6'10 in. tall whoa how big is his woody? lol i'm gonna go now & rock on to... THE DEAD KENNEDY'S! (i'm feeling old-school alrite?) -chazy chaz's girl ( i wish) post comment

i am so oober trendy [29 Jun 2003|02:15pm] [ mood | indescribable ] [ music | . Ballad of Johnny X - Bouncing Souls ] i'm going to the "oober tendy" mall thats my new term/phrase oober trendy oober trendy i was watching "she's all that" oh freddie prince jr. is so... oober trendy sarah edwards????????????????? I AM YOUR FRIEND!!! AND YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! so shut-up, mmkay? lol "i swear i'm not a whore" i <3 you wait, i'm a little person watch.... "my soul is an island, my car is a ford" "I wanna be like mike" lol "be silent be still be silent be still" mmkay...im out mofo post comment

chazy chaz [28 Jun 2003|06:22pm] [ mood | artistic ] i spoke with the ever so clever amanda grace hehr shes grrreat we are going to rock the hizzouse at diplomat bein as we are the only two anti-preppies yay the men will be drooling once they see this posse lol i lve you amanda i'm gonna love your hair too and your ultra super duper converses and baggy pants and band shirts ghetto finch muther punker!!!! lol. lordy lordy mmkay bye world hello sarah <3 insane punk posse post comment

public display of affection, per-fect-uh-moon-doe [28 Jun 2003|04:56pm] [ mood | refreshed ] [ music | In conversation- juliana theory ] WOW!!! news-fucking-flash!!! I went down to the park............... why? CUZ! no b'cause ryan was there with dejon and so I HAD TO & it was quite eventful INDEED we were all sitting inside the tubey thing, YAY and then ryan went in for the kiss and i was all ::backing away:: but then i kissed him!!! FUN it wasnt raining but hey, it was something and unlike "sumone" he actually knows how to kiss so i enjoyed it. very much indeed but the funny thing is.... we are not an item!!!! yay, this is just like college right????? wuhoo. you better call me ryan...or youre ass is goddamm grass <3 -sarah post comment

rape is my crime [28 Jun 2003|03:41pm] [ mood | thoughtful ] if i could only rape you all...... (tom bailey, tom delonge, ashton kutcher, steve-o, shannon mcmurray, jay skowronek, jimmy fallon, bizzy d a.k.a deryck, steve, cone, & dave, chester bennington aka chazy chaz, rob, mike, brad, joe, & phoenix, taking back sunday's adam, jim adkins, tom linton, rick burch, zach lind, mark hoppus, shia labeouf, sean william scott, rodney mullen, bam margera, tony hawk, wee man, benji & joel madden, violent j, and shaggy 2 dope, Billie Joe Armstrong, kurt cobain, liam lynch, ryan griffith, joel rojas, ERIC DINO?, from all american rejects: josh, tyson & ever so clever NICK, AND a long list of HOTT pro-sk8ers: andy mcdonald, bucky lasek, colt cannon, omar hassen, max dufour, jake brown, and rob dyrdek) that would fucking ROCK post comment

rum balls are tasty just like a pastrie [28 Jun 2003|02:56pm] [ mood | devious ] [ music | Fields Of Athenry - Dropkick Murphys ] i'm dedicating this enrty to THE sarah "johnanne" edwards (just because I say so, mmkay?) she was born on october the 9th of 1989, and lord was that a... WONDEROUS day her birth givers name is Mindy her birth causers name is Bill but to sarah, he is known as satan. lol, right? Her grandmothers name is John, and her grandfathers name is Anne wait i think it's the other way around okay she attended cape elem. and then went to Hell (aka) gulf middle school she is now a church-goer, & currently attends ECS YAY! sarah edwards is allowed to say hell in her school GNARLY!!! okay...next subject..... "Memories" *she's obsessed with wearing leaves on her breasts *she has a dog (d.j) that humps her *she likes latin singers..lol j/k (shakira, j lo, marc anthony *she prefers hugs from behind (cough:michael) *she threatens posers!!!! yay *she has her own tribal dance (hoo nana haynana hoo nana hi) *she IS poccohantas *she bought me an annoying watc for christmas "are we there yet" (mrs coffin's a deush bag "can you turn that off then?" lol) *she was called an idiot by mrs. coffin *she was married to amanda grace hehr and yours truly *she let me hump her boat *she gave me a profain tattoo *she went out with michael garner *she cried while running the mile (lol) *she prays and reads the bible ritually (no for real) *she always says "ohhhh, not cool" *AND she is my best budder, right? mmkay...yea. this was fun, but there is an end to evrything pasteries? are you gonna make me regret this? ;) <3sarah post comment

I set myself up for the greatest fall of all time [27 Jun 2003|06:20pm] [ mood | high ] [ music | the greatest fall (of all time)- matchbook romance ] my arms are really smooth YES the ultimate goal..hell yes the next time it rains, im calling ryan we can meet sumwhere and make-out & get soaking wet, it will be... r o m a n t i c How come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible? uh, WEIRD heh.......funny funny sarahs funny. quite funny indeed guess what sign of affection i am!!!! i'm a kiss on the goddamm lips yay well i must go now, i suppose... lord do i luv you guys todays goal: learn to talk like a bloody britain..cheerio post comment

"luv"? your'e so naive...i love you [27 Jun 2003|12:10pm] [ mood | flirty ] [ music | some came running- bane (i love my atticus collection) ] i'm doing this just for you ryan. ha. you lie so bad. DeftonesRock13: is this sarah? Barbiechesterism: it depends....who is this? DeftonesRock13: rayn DeftonesRock13: *ryan Barbiechesterism: oooh, how'd you come across my screen name? Barbiechesterism: ?........ DeftonesRock13: dejon gave it to me Barbiechesterism: grrrreat DeftonesRock13: wuts ^? Barbiechesterism: not too much..fun rite? DeftonesRock13: ya i read ur jurnal Barbiechesterism: well thats just dandy..... DeftonesRock13: well i liked u 2. i didntknow you liked me Barbiechesterism: wow. how wonderous DeftonesRock13: ok.. DeftonesRock13: well i g2g so call me aiight? Barbiechesterism: it doesnt work that way...you call me DeftonesRock13: :) ok bye i luv you Barbiechesterism: sure whatever..i'm glad you "luv" me DeftonesRock13 signed off at 4:53:07 post comment

guess what? [26 Jun 2003|09:06pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | all songs by greenday - superhits ] ima glock 17 handgun! YES violence is golden and quizilla is funner than a green balloon post comment

a lesbian momento [26 Jun 2003|02:48pm] [ mood | horny ] [ music | who fuckin cares ] i want to let evryone know....... that i LOVE amanda grace hehr and sarah johnanne edwards & that our friendship can NEVER end it sux to be away from you guys i cry when i think of you 3 is a lucky number and we are the godesses of that phrase i HATE the memories.. you do know that this cannot end right? amanda...remember when i was at your house and i went through your costumes? I put on the tiny red slutty one. and i danced around your room singing to linkin park...that was great.. we watched that stupid clown movie. i swear i had nightmares. did you? and then when you finally gave up and slept i listened to linkin park...you know, to lull myself into a deep sleep. and then i was the first one awake and i put the music back on, and you thought i listened to it the whole entire night..silly girl. so silly. i love you. and do you remember when i went to your hizzouse after the dance? we went all over cape coral looking for those "special tights" , and your mom got aggravated with you...we bought a whole bunch of homies...remember? and then we went to applebees and talked about butch and zak...i luved butch, you luved zak. we were so lame.AND we saw shallow hal. that was fun...oh so fun. those jerks behind us were annoying. i hope you remember. dont ever forget. sarah? do you remember when we gave eachother those "tattoos" at my house? ha! "fuck you" and hump me hard" i dont think my mom liked it much. remember when we stuck the drumstick up the tigers crotch.? I DO!!! and "how do you kiss a donkey?" you better take that one to your grave. i have a really clean closet right??? lol. remember when we flashed those mexicans? or was that just me? :) "nothin here but us prostitutes." i saw your boobs. lol. speaking of boobs remember that time at cheerleading? i made you cry. sorry bout that...i didnt have boobs back then. :) and remember when we ALL planned out that little prince skit? that was totally GENIOUS too bad we couldnt do it. "lets get it on" lol. and when we all went to the movies? who cares about the movies, we cared more about the cell phone/bug zapper. lol...and "you really shouldnt have done that" AND "uh were in the dark." I have a question sarah, why were we in the dark? thats a little fishy right? i remember you tried to touch me...lol j/k. well i luv you all. your great. you complete me god dammit. FUCK!!!!!!!! this sux dont EVER forget coco + pasteries + rice&beans = BESTEST POSSE AROUND ps: DONT call my cell....lol k? heh NEW GOAL FOR TODAY: find out where amanda and sarah are and give them the biggest elephant hump of their fucking lives post comment

they wont stand for hazy eyes anymore [26 Jun 2003|01:36pm] [ mood | giddy ] [ music | mobile: avril la-fucking-vigne (i'm feelin giddy) ] la la la boop boop beep bop i saw just married for the 7th time YES! ashton needs to lay off the grandmas ha no offense demi whut kind of fucking name is that? i'm RICH i have approximately 689 dollars thats right moooovvve over bill gates sarah is cumming through i have a new screen name so please put it in your buddy list if i like you alrite? are we clear? mmmkay, my new screen name is..... barbiechesterism theres a story behind it its so looooonnnnggg it starts with a totally wicked backpack and ends with the sexi lead singer of linkin park YAY i had a dream that anthony changed his phone number....why? probly because he called me and i couldnt answer DAMMIT i have purple converses, and you DONT! ha okay i am out hell yes ---Chester luvers UNITED----- todays goal: find ashton and talk him out of his grandma rapin' crisis!!! post comment

remote....or clicker? [25 Jun 2003|08:12pm] [ mood | scared ] wow no time to talk much but heres a little message to ms kate bell..... (i'm gonna make this nice, &sumwhut civilized) please do not EVER "fucking" call my house EVER a-fucking-gen IF you do, you WILL suffer the MANY MANY consequences of your EXTREMELY nutty actions thank you, and by the way i am absolutely terrified of you, your threats REALLY REALLY scare me i am purely petrified watch as i lock up ALL of the windows in my 'ickle pen. by golly go blow a cupcake todays goal: crawl up my wall like spiderman would, and retreive a peice of the popcorn ceiling...i bet it's buttered. post comment

and im not so sure, if im sure of anything...anymore [25 Jun 2003|07:54pm] [ mood | ecstatic ] [ music | something corporate- globes and maps (not quite emo eh?) ] IIIIIIIM BACK!!!! hell yes unfortunately i missed jay are you in canada yet? sorry, couldnt call you my man whoops guess what????? I GOT AWESOME NEW SHIRTS AT A HUGE HOT TOPIC thats right, hot topic gotta keep up with the poserific styles and whutnot i luv my distillers converse shirt NOT bullshitting i had a dream about ryan last night..yes!!! go me! i almost got caught stealing from this gay ass store at the mall luckily i had an extra COOLIO excuse "what the fuck do you mean i stole? that punk ass bitch just forgot to ring it up!!!" lol well, im gonna go really right...... about..... now..... -tamambo (inside joke) got time? i'll explain later 1 comment|post comment

i need to fuckin yell [20 Jun 2003|04:57pm] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | sumthing really metal AND hateful and angry and AHHHHH ] eric, you ARE a jerk AND your unsensitive AND i almost hate you almost almost okay it's gone fuck this post comment

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