|Friday, October 15th, 2004|
*wipes blood off hands* Yes, I had a busy day today. I killed three bakers and a pattycake maker. It was exciting. I got free pastries out of the deal. Hahahah because the dead fuck wasn't alive to tell me to pay the 3.95 for my purchase!
Yeas. So uh anyway. I'm going to Lestat's party tonight. I hope that Peter's going to be there. I haven't seen that ol' chap in a while.
I'd update now, but I'm getting my keyboadrd all bloody and the like, so yeah. I've gotta go clean up.
|Friday, September 24th, 2004|
i'm just updating to ask if I can come to the club tonight?
If you say no I'll KILL someone! Don't put it past me! I AM a member of the mafia you know!
|Saturday, May 1st, 2004|
Forks in my master's busom
Yeah fuckers. I'm back. It's been a while. But i've been busy, you know, I work for the Irish Mafia now. So yeah, life has been hectic. I've killed at least 26 people this past week. It puts a lot of stress on one's soul, But big Freddy says it's all for the good of Ireland. (Don't ask me how corruption is good but meh, I have 4 girlfriends now). I don't know.
I haven't seen Pip in about 3 hours. It's really hard, cuz I usually see him about every half of an hour, but since I've taken up this new job it's been hard to make time for friends you know? Ah well. He understands.
Well I must go. We have to shoot down a few merchants at the market.
|Wednesday, January 28th, 2004|
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|Tuesday, January 20th, 2004|
|Wednesday, January 7th, 2004|
Has anyone seen my pipe? Freak that bastard Pippin! Always stealing what's mine. Just like the time we were riding alone through Shire and I found a bag of apples...The next morning, pippin ran off and made a Damned cake with them. PIPPIN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A CAKE! Shit everywhere. God damn that boys dumb! So this is my first entry. Sorry that I'm all mean. Pippin just doesn't know. I'm also upset that no one gave me credit for what I did to save my lady....While everyone sung and danced, I was busy kicking ass..Pfft....Mordor....I am happy though that we are all together again though...I missed it...I have a crush on Sam....I just hope that Pippin doesn't know anything about it yet...
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