Jess' Blurty

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xx maybemem0ries: so, tell me about these invisible friends of yours
lilblondy231: they are IMAGINARY JESS IMAGINARY! not INVISIBLE
xx maybemem0ries: oh god i am so sorry
xx maybemem0ries: i have SINNED
xx maybemem0ries: i meant to say
xx maybemem0ries: IMAGINARY
lilblondy231: they are crying now
xx maybemem0ries: apologize to them for me?
lilblondy231: NO
lilblondy231: oh bitch hell no
lilblondy231: you drag ur ass over here
xx maybemem0ries: PLEASEE!
lilblondy231: oh hell no bitch
xx maybemem0ries: damnit
lilblondy231: they are waiting for you
xx maybemem0ries: well then, they will be waiting forever
xx maybemem0ries: literally
lilblondy231: well i will not talk to you
lilblondy231: until they are happy again
xx maybemem0ries: i'll send them cookies
xx maybemem0ries: through the mail
xx maybemem0ries: and then they will be happy
xx maybemem0ries: they told me they like cookies
xx maybemem0ries: ..i knew them in a past life
lilblondy231: NO, I WILL B HAPPY IF U SEND COOKIES
xx maybemem0ries: hahahaha
lilblondy231: yes cooookies
xx maybemem0ries: im sending the keebler elf ones with the chocolate in the middle
lilblondy231: YES
xx maybemem0ries: good stuff good stuff
xx maybemem0ries: excuse me miss lil blondy
Auto response from lilblondy231: cleaning up..
xx maybemem0ries: but i wanted to inform you that i've oficially sent the keebler-chocolate-cookies thorough the mail. they should arrive at YOUR HIZA sometime tomorrow. AND.. if I find out that you ate the cookies and didnt give them to the IMAGINARY friends, I'll will have the keebler elves come and GET YOU in your SLEEP tomorrow night.
xx maybemem0ries: and if i were you, i'd make my decision VERY wisely.. i heard them keebler elves are deadly
lilblondy231: HAHAHAHA
xx maybemem0ries: but shh u didnt hear it from me
lilblondy231: hahaha omg thats so great

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