Miss Monster's Blurty

Respect my authority, you puppy kicker!!
Wednesday I decided if the whole mortician thing didn't work, I'm gonna become one of those animal abuse police officers. Hell yeah. Well...my dad and I were in a gas station, and I heard on his radio "Beating the neighbor's dog with a stick" I wanted my dad to do the run so I could beat them with a stick...then I went "Eh, it's probably just Ashlee" lol! I got so pissed...I'd be one of those bad cops. If they beat their dog or something, I'd plant weed in their coat pockets and get them arrested for possession. Whoo. I'd get a nightstick..and be all..."RESPECT MY AUTHORIT-Y!" Yeeeeah.

Last night I revamped my LJ profile. Today was boring. I cleaned out my closets and gathered stuff up to put on Ebay. Also added Orlando pics to my wall :) Tomorrow we have no school. Tomorrow is also the Revenants/Gaebalein show, but I dunno if I'll be able to go.

( Today I ate an angel )

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Confutatis - Mozart