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I went to the Rotary pool down here today. Surprise! I got burnt!
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| My Kindygartners |
[30 Apr 2009|05:35pm] |
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[14 Dec 2008|01:11am] |
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Life would be senseless without music.
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| It's been a long road, getting from there to here. |
[06 Dec 2008|12:49am] |
Wow, it's been quite the long while since I last updated, eh?
I'm only posting now to procrastinate writing my Child Development final exam/essay. I keep trying to use the phrase "physical stimulation" without it sounding naughty/dirty...
Physical exertion is just as bad, right?.. I'm at a loss for words here.
Note to self: maintainment is not a word. Nope, not at all.
It has taken me since noon to write two pages. Sure, I've taken breaks. Even went into town. But still, I feel like I should be DONE. It's been almost 9 hrs since I woke! Quitting time.
Hell yeah, I just used the word regurgitation in my Child Dev. paper--take THAT dictionary! I make English my bitch! Sometimes the verbal diarrhea that falls from my mouth scares even me.
I'm out of chocolate!!! How am I supposed to be constructive without any chocolate bricks?!
I love how every time I write a paper it drives me to illness. LOVELY. I can't wait to be ill all weekend. Best. Weekend. Ever. It's definitely one for the books.
DONE!!
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| Quote of the Day |
[15 Mar 2008|07:29pm] |
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I'd rather have a sister in the whore house than a brother as a Cardinal's fan.
Steve, you are a wise man.
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[10 Mar 2008|09:13pm] |
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I feel like I'm in a comedy skit and nobody told me.
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[21 Jan 2008|11:08pm] |
90% Barack Obama
89% John Edwards
89% Chris Dodd
86% Hillary Clinton
86% Joe Biden
84% Dennis Kucinich
81% Mike Gravel
81% Bill Richardson
35% Rudy Giuliani
25% John McCain
22% Mitt Romney
22% Tom Tancredo
20% Mike Huckabee
16% Ron Paul
10% Fred Thompson
2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz
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[21 Dec 2007|11:20pm] |
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| what is your mental defect? |
[26 Oct 2007|07:23pm] |
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CRUSHED!!!1! |
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ABBA |
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How stupid is it that I get Thanksgiving off at work, and yet instead of feeling jubilant at the prospect of having a holiday off, all I can think about is the overtime I'll be missing. I NEED THE MONEY. Especially for Christmas shopping...and for my destined departure from the family nest...and for the continuation of my education...plus hookers and booze. Damn you, boss-who-thinks-she's-doing-me-a-favor!
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[21 Aug 2007|01:06am] |
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ow ow, frickin' ow! |
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Note to self, the next time that Kate is all "me me me! look at me, it's planet me!" I need to walk on by and pretend I didn't see her. She talked me into 'fixing' her back tonight and I'm pretty sure that all that was accomplished was throwing out mine. In conclusion, she is a hose beast.
Party on, Garth.
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[04 Jul 2007|10:16am] |
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Man, I haven't updated here in ages. No excuse. Just plain ol' negligence. I've been watching a lot of So You Think You Can Dance. Because there's nothing like a mediocre tv reality contest to get your blood sloshing.
Lately the left shit button on my keyboard has been acting up. So a lot of my question marks end up as ////
This infuriates me to no end. People will think I'm illiterate!! Poor grammar skills, they'll say! Cause you know people do nothing but speak of me in hushed tones behind my back.
So yeah, it's the 4th of July. I hope it doesn't suck like it did last year. Going to grandma's this year, so already it's a step up from being stuck with the immediate family smooshed in a car waiting for fireworks to go off and being disappointed at the lack of awe inspiring explosions. I'm hoping for a barbeque or at least a meal at all.
Bleh I keep eating mints here at work and I can't tell whether they're just making me nauseous or whether I'm just past the point of hunger...
Adam is online debating Dairy Queen's honesty. I will win. He will lose. This is not shocking.
Supposedly there was an employee survey at work. I don't recall ever getting to fill one out. That would have been nice. I guess in addition to being jipped out of the title "part-time" I also am not allowed to participate in employee surveys. WHYYY ME!?
Let's end on a happy note. I haven't gotten to see Hayden for more than 5 minutes in the past week and a half. But today is the day! I'm gonna glue him to my hip. Me and thee. (if anyone gets that last reference to the corrrect tv show, i'll blow ya a kiss)
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| do I make you horny, baby? |
[16 May 2007|08:22pm] |
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So I ate my first oyster today, and let me tell you it was also my last. Does it still count as my first oyster if I throw it up 5 seconds after it slithered down my throat? Is there a 5 second rule for ingesting crestations? There should be.
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[27 Mar 2007|03:46pm] |
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oh, yeah, and by the way, the reason why I'm having a relapse is because I put on weight! Horay! If it's not already bad enough that I'm getting chubby, there's the added bonus of increasing migraines!!!!!1!
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cold
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