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blah| i gots me a webcam | ||||
| 02:10pm 07/06/2003 | ||||
Im kinda sick and my throat is all hurting and stuff. |
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sick| ENJOY its funny | ||||
| 11:07am 04/06/2003 | ||||
50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo" 49. "That would work better the other way around.." 48. Sniff. Sniff. "Is something burning?" 47. "Damn, that's complicated." 46. "Wait, wait, use my pillow." 45. "Alright already, _I_came." 44. "You guys need a value pak." 43. Smoke a pipe. Every once in a while wave it around and say "Good show, old bean." 42. "Is that sperm or a mudpack?" 41. "You've got something stuck in your teeth." 40. "4 out of 5 dentists say that's bad for your enamel." 39. Go to the fridge, break open a cold one and pick up the remote. Point and click. Complain when they don't change positions. 38. "You know, they say that three's a charm." 37. Suggest your favorite position. 36. Shine a flashlight on them and say, "This is a citizen's arrest, assume the position." 35. "Bring in the Gimp." 34. "Hold that pose." 33. Sit up in your bed, bounce vigorously, clapping and squealing with joy. 32. Start signing Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light." 31. Sing "Shake your booty." 30. "A little to the left." 29. "Is that a penis in your girlfriend or are you just happy to see me?" 28. "Is there room for two in there?" 27. "Two words: penis extension." 26. Invite others in as a cheering section. 25. Charge admission at the door. 24. Make and hold up score cards. 23. All of them should read 6.9. 22. Whip out a pen a paper and take notes. 21. "Maybe it would help if you.." 20. "That's what you call erect?" 19. "That reminds me of a joke I heard.." 18. "Let the chicken go, he had nothing to do with it!" 17. Hold up two bags and say, "Paper or plasic?" 16. Roll over, grunt and say, "I'd rather be fishing." 15. "Use the Heimlich; she's got something stuck in her throat." 14. "May I cut in?" 13. "That's illegal in Arkansas." 12. "Holy whips and chains, Batman." 11. Scream at the top of your lungs. If they ask what's wrong, explain that you thought you were having a nightmare. 10. Take pictures. Explain that it was a Kodak moment. 9. Recite quotes from Condom Month like "Pack your weaner before you bean her" and "Wrap your packer before you wack her." 8. "MMM- that looks good, I think I'll try some, too." 7. "Let's make a sandwich." 6. "Is that hard enough for you?" 5. "I'm going to the water fountain. Can I get you anything?" 4. "I think you dropped something." 3. "Do you like to eat at the Y?" 2. Pick up your camcorder and say, "How much do you think they would pay to see this on Pay-Per-View?" 1. "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop??" |
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tired| This is one great song | ||||
| 12:33pm 31/05/2003 | ||||
Your lipstick, his collar.. don't bother Angel I know exactly what goes on When everything you'll get is everything that you've wanted, princess (well which would you prefer) My finger on the trigger, or (me face down, down across your floor) Me face down, down across your floor (me face down, down across your floor) Well just so long as this thing's loaded And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin let's go... Don't bother trying to explain Angel I know exactly what goes on when you're on and How about I'm outside of your window (how about I'm outside of your window) Watchin him keep the details covered You're such a sucker (you're such a sucker) for a sweet talker, yeah And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin (the only thing that I regret is that I, I never let you hold me back) And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins I wil never ask if you don't ever tell me I know you well enough to know you never loved me Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins I will never ask if you don't ever tell me I know you well enough to know you never loved me Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins I will never ask if you don't ever tell me I know you well enough to know... Why can't I feel anything from anyone other than you? Why can't I feel anything from anyone other than you? And all of this was all your fault And all of this (I stay jealous) I stay wrecked and jealous for this, for this simple reason I just need to keep you in mind as something larger than life (she'll destroy us all before she's through and find a way to blame somebody else) I stay wrecked and jealous for this, for this simple reason I just need to keep you in mind as something larger than life (she'll destroy us all before she's through and find a way to blame somebody else) I stay wrecked and jealous for this, for this simple reason I just need to keep you in mind as something larger than life! Its ashame that Taking back sunday took a "break" Which usually means they borke up. It sucks b/c they rule they are so great. And I never got the chance to see them live! |
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chipper| doooooooooobie dooobie doooooooooooooo | ||||
| 10:48pm 29/05/2003 | ||||
WE got stoped buy this dude and chick to take pics with lil sample packets of gummie bears it was fun. LAter we saw them at a cd store they work at on st. marks. they gave us alot of gummies and we ate them man i had such a sugar buzz. Ont he way home I surprised julie and i stoped by and told her to look out side and i was standing there. So we walked around for a bit b/c it is nice out. Then I wwent home and now im tired! |
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| 10:47pm 29/05/2003 | ||||
 you are "silver and cold". you are a romantic at heart and would do anything for the one you love - even die. which song off afi's sing the sorrow are you? brought to you by Quizilla |
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| 02:51pm 24/05/2003 | ||||
I got a b- in cognitive psych..............THAT SUCKS! |
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| 11:32am 21/05/2003 | ||||
 Which flock do you follow? this quiz was made by alanna |
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| 12:52am 20/05/2003 | |||
 Id! You are psychically underdeveloped and ruled by your desires. You care little for the opinions and needs of others as long as you have your fun. Sure you have tons of fun and great sex, but you lose friends and lover easily because no one wants to be with anyone so selfish. How psycho is your psyche? brought to you by Quizilla Gilmore Girls Which WB show is best for you? brought to you by Quizilla |
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| poppy cock i've never even been there | |||
| 12:50am 20/05/2003 | |||
center> Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That'll be ten ponies, guv. You're the epitome of everything that is english. Yey :) Hoist that Union Jack! How British are you? |
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| 12:47am 20/05/2003 | |||
 How random are you? this quiz was made by alanna |
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| 12:05pm 11/05/2003 | ||||
 You must be pretty peeved right now then, eh?
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awake| The sHow Rocked!!! | ||||
| 12:39pm 09/05/2003 | ||||
  THE Afi show kicked so much ass last night. It was so crazy. People were flyin everywhere, it was one giant pit. It was way tooo hot in there though i nearly passed out, i went to get water next to the end of the set and it was hard to get back to the front i got caught some where in the middle, and by the last song " god called in sick today" I was just standing there and singing. When they played morningstar it was the best because people stopped and we were singing and getting some coool air. I was drenched by the end of the show. |
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excited| 12:56pm 05/05/2003 | ||||
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nerdy| Woohooo we won another one!~!~!~!~! | ||||
| 12:52pm 05/05/2003 | ||||
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| I feel pretty and witty and......Wait...the next part is kinda gay. | ||||
| 04:38pm 01/05/2003 | ||||
 It's a new outfitt...apparently I look real nerdy! |
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| This is a great song! | ||||
| 09:44pm 29/04/2003 | ||||
No haven now as I watch it pour from everywhere. Just like the storm that has come out of thin air. Gentle caresses, just as paper thin -frail and only- lack the strength to hold. What if I could go to sleep for days, would you count the hours, or would your restlessness consume fading memories of me? Fall into open arms that offer their protection. Quick to deny that their open to deceit. Long to believe that support will never cease. Bitter and lonely, those they've left before. The vibrant heart so quickly growing old, the warmest eyes so quickly growing cold. Just a glance for they don't care to see what becomes of me. |
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| LOOOOOK Dont i look KEeen? | |||
| 05:06pm 29/04/2003 | |||
 I got new shorts! |
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| oy this was funny | ||||
| 01:03am 29/04/2003 | ||||
Therapist (Carrie Fisher): Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood. Dr Evil: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Therapist: You know, we have to stop |
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amused| sounds about right | ||||
| 12:26am 29/04/2003 | ||||
 Exhibitionist movie! You'd get off on letting ANYONE and EVERYONE watch you have sex...even small children, you sick sonofabitch! Kinky is your middle name. What kind of porno would you star in? brought to you by Quizilla  bondage What's YOUR sexual fetish? brought to you by Quizilla  Random Fast-Food Mascot What's Your Personality Type? brought to you by Quizilla |
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