Yesterday was my birthday. I turned 26 years old. It was really a great day. I spent it doing what I love...training in and teaching martial arts. Also it rained most of the day which was just great. In the moments before my birth, my mother was yelling to the doctor that I was coming out now. The doctor would look at the screen and say that I wasn't coming yet. She said "doctor he's coming now!" and the doctor ignored her like she was crazy. He said "this computer will tell me when he's ready to come out..." Finally after my mother called him some cuss word or another (my mother never cusses), the doctor peeked under the sheet and freaked out as there I was, halfway out. I guess the moral of this story is that you never know when I'm coming...I could be standing right behind you right now! HAHAHA. Anyways, my class gathered round afterwards last night and made a circle around me, then proceeded to beat the crap outta me for 5 seconds. There where 10 of them. Needless to say, today I am kinda limping around like a bum from that beating. I have to say it was my honor completely. G'bye!
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