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If i lived in Kentucky, every morning I'd count the 4 teeth in my mouth and consider myself lucky. If i lived in Arkansas I'd move to Kansas and say "here I ar!". If i lived in Louisiana, I'd sit on my hot, humid porch in the morn' eatin' nothin' but bananas. If i lived in Georgia, I'd sell my soul and marry Sonya Borja. If I lived in Florida, I'd be swept up by 200 mph winds and scream to ya, "nice to know ya!". If i lived in Mississippi, when I played two-hand touch, I'd rush the QB after yellin, "One Californi, two Californi...!" If i lived in Alabama, I'd be one bad mamma jamma! If i lived in Texas, I'd be Republican and sexless. To be continued...
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