Last night I started playing Final Fantasy 11 online. I think about what this experience, this online world will mean to my life in the next few months. I mean, I've had a lot of fun in my life. I've been with, frankly, many beautiful women, and seen wonders that some men only dream about. But I was never really too popular, and usually picked last at sports...any sport. So while I am 25, and should be getting laid every, oh, 1 1/2 to 2 hours, as of late, it just ain't happenin'. Now that is not a terrible thing. I admit, there are moments...many moments, when I'd love to look up, and see a naked woman in the throes of passion over me, screaming my name, or at least something that could pass for my name in a crowded restaurant. But I've had some serious dry spells before, and its really not that big of a deal. So now I see myself, in the coming weeks, sitting there in front of my T.V., living out a life that is not real, and though there should be some sadness associated with that, as my sexual virility unceasingly trickles away with every passing second, the fact is I am excited. I love video games, and I love whittling away the hours building something that means nothing to no one but me. So my love life suffers. So what! Just so long as my karate doesn't...
I joined a party in FF11, and convinced them to go with me to fight tough enemies...enemies I knew were too tough for us...and I got them all killed. And I was the only one who got away. And I couldn't stop laughing because it was all my idea and they were all so sad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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