Yesterday, I had a NDE. A near, DEATH, experience. Yes, I almost died. Had her awesome roundhouse kick to my neck, landed but 2 inches to the right, I might be dead. And oh, to be killed by her, that which only H.H. could understand, now that would have been a great, albeit fanciful, thing. Unfortunately, I've no new and life altering wisdom to share with you...no view of the pearly gates to coyly paint...no beautiful cherrywood coffin with and overly extravagant, Old English, gold-gilded "M" atop its fine laquered finish, to brazenly brag about to my friends (even if it is from the ceiling at my funeral where my ghost floats)...No, I've none of these things. I have a mild case of whiplash, and yet another, more perverse affirmation of the sick, dark god of decay I always knew myself to be, as I smilingly carry away far too much pleasure at the thought of dying at the feet, pardon the pun, of such an awesome girl. I will see the Shins in concert tonight in beautiful, even-weathered San Diego, CA. Fare thee well.
M
P.S. Did you know that San Diego, CA has one of the most unchanging, fair weather patterns in the whole world. They are at a very comfortable 70-80 degree range all year round. Just a Fun Fact from me, to you.
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