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Monday, May 9th, 2005

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    10:23p
    A quick note...........
    All I can say is..... I am sick of helping in floral.... I've worked in floral for four days minus Mothers day and I'm finally done with it until next major flower holiday... I really had to pull myself today to do anything. I`m just burnt out. I have no days off this week but the rest of my workweek is afternoons or evenings...so I will probably be better at posting more. I love afternoons and evenings.. I am in no way, shape, or form, an early bird. I love to sleep in!
    Till maybe tomorrow, Linda
    PS>
    Anyone else having major allergies going on? Mine have been wiping me out.

    Here's some jokes I came across.

    Why don't men wear tight underwear?
    It cuts off circulation to the brain!

    Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?
    When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, "I don't know."
    When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, "Ohhhhhh."

    Why are vibrators better than men?
    Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry!

    Why do men die before their wives?
    They should.

    What is the difference between men and women?
    A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need........
    A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need

    Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
    A mental hospital

    What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
    Wife saying she wants to talk to him.

    Why are hangovers better than men?
    Hangovers will go away.

    How are men and batteries different?
    Batteries have a positive side.

    How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    No one knows, the ex-wife always gets the house.

    Why are men like strawberries?
    Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten.

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