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Sunday, December 10th, 2006
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2:18a
So The Captain, being the clean well mannered type we know him to be so far, goes to the clean up room. Here he looks at himself in the mirror, and we get a first hand experience of him, looking at himself, and recognizing that something isn't quite right, but of course not knowing quite what it is. He is sweating profusely and has a small cough into the sink, again, we notice some blood in his phlegm, he washes this down the sink and fills his hands with water, splashing it over his face to cool him down. Again throwing water over his face this time he soaks his hair, and Oh No Captain my Oh My ! When radiation sickness hit's it really takes it's toll, as he wipes his hand's down the side of his head, eye's closed of course enjoying the refreshness of the water, however opening rather quickly to the odd feeling that his left with after deep stroking.
He looks down in amazement at his hand's now filled with an enormous amount of hair. Yes second stage radiation sickness is sinking in..
He gasps..
The Captain : "Holy.. fucking..Jesus.."...he looks up...eye whites just about popping out of their sockets...he looks down at the luminescent stain on his pants, throws the hair into the sink, and storm's off to find Lady Dragonfly. Of course she's not in the kitchen area he slams a couple of door's, and starts calling out her name..
The Captain : "Dragonfly *....Dragonfly "...he bursts into her chambers...and Oh dear...gets sizzled again...
The Captain..."For Fuck's sake..."...this time I gather he's had just about enough of being stir fried Dragon food, and pull's out his gun and fires..
Now believe it or not finally ...we have first fatality...smoking Dragon...wahhhhahaaa...
He turn's to face Dragonfly and holds out his hand.
The Captain : "Care to explain this?".
She's at a bit of a loss for word's I guess you could say, and one could doubt happy...she's on her hand's and knee's beside the dying Dragon...
Lady Dragonfly : "What is it?"...acting surprised....however hardly controlling her seething rage....
The Captain : "It's my hair"..
Lady Dragonfly .."I don't know...premature baldness".
The Captain..."Oh don't give me that crap, throwing the hair down, and what the hell is this shit ". Pointing again to the green goo. "You know ever since you've been on board, shits started going wrong, I'm coughing up blood, I'm loosing hair, I'm covered in green goo !...oh isn't he the grouch....lol..and today ain't the day I feel like dying...so what the hell is going on here".
Lady Dragonfly : "Maybe your listening to too much Death Metal"...we laugh...he points his gun at her...and shakes a little with rage..
Lady Dragonfly : "Look, all right...all right....you're in a high stress environment and maybe the Dragon's have something to do with it.", obviously covering up the real truth behind our Captains aliments.
The Captain "..maybe ??"
Lady Dragon. : "Well yeah...maybe ...okay...and I don't deny it.."..trying to butter him up "my dragon's do have this type of effect on people that aren't accustomed to them, and what your exhibiting are symptoms of high
stress "...well this does actually make a little sense to The Captain, who's
felt a little overwhelmed by the fire breathers...."although once you become desensitized the symptoms should go"..
See...all is not lost...or is it...
The Captain :"So your saying it's a temporary thing ?".
Lady Dragonfly : "Yes"..
The Captain : calming down a little " and it will go away ?"
Lady Dragonfly : "Yes"...
The Dragon on the floor stirs slightly obviously not quite dead yet, with a low grumble...
The Captain : "When I calm down "..
Lady Dragonfly :'Yes"..
Dragon on ground...little grumble...roar
The Captain : "Great"...he says smiling, point's his gun, and takes fire again this time killing the Dragon.."I feel less stress already "..
Oh he is such a dude...and leaves Dragonfly's room....we are left with her....
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3:44a
You know a lot of people give me flack for my Marijuana Girl T-Shirt, again it show's how little they know about me, or my sense of humor, which obviously won't appeal to the starched collar's, but then again, I can't recall finding a time that I found anything they ever did amusing, so I guess in some way's were very similar.
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5:26a
Okay...I'm calling it a morning....night all....
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8:14a
Grrrrr........I can't sleep...I think I drank too much Ice coffee..
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