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Saturday, December 2nd, 2006
12:49a
You know I find it so hilarious, when someone sing's a song as though they're a saint, selling me the same bullshit religious messages, yet in their film clips, they use woman slutting their bodies to give it some appeal, along with every man and dog whose not only abused their bodies with the most toxic of drugs and alcohol, but have also acted in film's exploring themes about Heroine. You you I may not be God, and nor do I falsify some pretext by standing in front of angels wings to give myself some type of divination, which again, is only according to the Gospel you speak, but I really find it kind of low, when someone get's up there and tell's me God's going to cut people down. You know if it's scare tactics to get people to submit to your wishy washy will...maybe you should save it for Church, I'm sure you could go there during the day, and sing till your hearts content...
P.S. As far as wearing all black signifying the down trodden, what a bunch of bullshit, more likely is signifies the robes worn by preachers, that have always, since the dawn of time, been responsible for trying to control the will of the people, least we forget abusing all the children along the way in a less than clever disguise.

Shit man, I'm not a sinner nor a saint, but please help me find the eject button so I can rid myself of this crap.

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2:30a
Man...do you want to know the most intense thing that happen to me today ?? It is totally fucking insane, and you would not believe it, I can't even believe it myself...it's fucking sick man....

Right...today I heard the cat playing in the kitchen, and it was kind of weird, so I went out to check what was going in, and there's this baby dead snake all coiled up, and she's pushing it around the floor. Anyway I sit down and give her a little pat, you know I'm not a killer, but if the cat kill's a snake, well she deserves a bit of a patting. Anyway, mum and dad were out, and I thought, I'll show them when they get home, so I pick it up in some tissue paper and put it on the pizza box, mind you giving it the once over to make sure it's dead.
Anyway five minutes later I hear the cat playing with it again, thinking to myself, she found that pretty quickly, you know cat's can be like that, they go hunting again, when you take their prey away from them. So of course sit down with her again, giving her a bit more love because she's such a cool cat. And then pick the snake up, this time kind admiring the amazing way, snakes bodies can change shape in the way they coil. You know I think there's a symbol of a snake entwined in itself and it symbolizes some form of eternal life, anyway as I said, kind of admiring it, and believe it or not touching it with my hand, just to feel what its scales are like.
So on again another five minutes pass and the same thing happens again. Anyway I thought right, I'm going to put it in a place she can't get to and mum and dad can still have a look when they get home. I thought it would be good to preserve it in some metho. You know, they are pretty amazing creatures. Anyway mum and dad didn't get home until after midnight, so I thought I'd leave it till morning. They've gone to bed. So just went out in the kitchen, turned the light on, and start to walk, and I feel the snake beneath my bare feet...lol. I thought it had fallen off the towel I had it sitting on, anyway ...I look down...and the fucking things alive.....lol...Which it probably isn't that funny really, but for some reason, I find some humor in it. You know here's me, been handling the thing earlier as though it's dead, not that it could do any damage, it's only a baby, probably 20 cms long, but it sure does have a nastie streak as I was to find in trying to get it out of the kitchen. But that was kind of interesting for me, and I've just spent the last five minutes or so filming it, and taking a couple of pictures.
No I haven't killed it, probably the only thing I'm capable of killing is a mosquito, so its currently being held, in captivity, and most likely will be living at the rubbish dump some time soon, where I have no doubt it will grow into something enormous capable of killing any full size man walking around in bare feet...lol..If I was smart, I could probably sell it to a snake breeder and if it weren't for the fact that they're the deadliest snake in Australia (the brown snake), and I'd have to feed it live mice, which kind of makes me sick, we'll I'd probably keep it as a pet. I am kind of surprised though, because blue tongue lizards, which is in fact, the type of lizard I caught on camera mating, ( I thought originally it was a sleepy), well they are actually known to be enemies of the brown snake. I haven't seen them for some time, so I'm not sure if they've moved on, or if in fact they only come out briefly to mate, and then hibernate again. I guess if I'm around next summer I'll find out.

So that's it I'm calling it a day, did some other videoing today, which I'll get up on You Tube some time soon I guess, along with some wild life gear. Mum and dad are going away tomorrow...so hmmm...who know's what I'll do.

Other than that...despite the fact that it look's like I dislike a hell of a lot of people, you know I do love quite a lot....probably just not the same one's as you.

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2:41a
Hey maybe I should put it on ebay for sale...the snake that is ???

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2:53a
Giving the cat a talking too..."You didn't kill the snakie"..."Your a bit naughty"....i.e. bringing a live snake in the kitchen.

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3:27a
It's kind of strange, because although I' pretty sure it's a brown snake, it's got a black head..or at least half of it is.

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3:28a
Anyway I should go to bed...nighty...night.

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9:19p
So got rid of all carpet gremlins and house gremlins today and did a mini edit on the brown snake that was captured on film last night in the kitchen, the one I trod on.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg9IirxAR54

Notice the big breath, when I narrowly miss getting bitten when I place a knife in close proximity.

Also washed the kitchen floors today.

P. S. Its kind of dark but it was late.

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