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Monday, December 26th, 2005
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6:17p
Thanks Santa.....but don't you have a little something for me...well he say's to me you've been such an angel this year, I can't help but give you just what you asked for...well I was kind of surprised..as you can probably see....
http://www.lipcrack.com/tpunk.htm
Merry Christmas Everyone....as you can see...Rockin Outs the only life for me.......
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10:19p
Now were were the trio....that's right..
Lady Dragon fly approaches Lego Brain and Captain Alexus who are in mid conversation.
Lego Brain : "Ahh, Lady Dragon fly, I see your ready to leave us".
Captain Alexus turns around to see who Lego Brain is talking too
Captain Alexus : "You're the architect ?".
Lady Dragon Fly "You seem surprised, you were perhaps expecting someone else?"
Captain Alexus stumbles his word's a little, knowing that his tongues got him into trouble more than once in space.
Captain Alexus "All I'm expecting is you know how to board my loader, know where to sit when things get uncomfortable, and then when I get you to the destination your looking to get too...you know how to get off ....so if your the Architect and you think you can do that...pleased to meet you Lady Dragonfly...and yeah...I was expecting someone else I'm sure I was told its a guy "...maybe suspecting something suspicious going on??.
Lego Brain noticing the slight tension in the air
Lego Brain "Ahh yes, well there's been a change of plans, we've suffered a tremor on the Eastern Block, and my best man's currently on call fixing a support platform, you understand, these things happen, but Lady Dragonfly is more than adequately skilled to assist with your dilemma on Earth ".
Captain : "Yeah I understand, but what I don't like is that I'm always the last to know, and all I'm doing is helping a friend out, so its not my dilemma, just another one of those in the wrong place at the wrong time situations, which is why when I get Lady Dragonfly to her destination, I hope she knows the rules of , lock, load, dock and undock ready for lift off, because I won't be hanging around".
Lady Dragon Fly mutters under her breath ..."No I doubt you will be".
Well we know what we're thinking here...and I guess if Ice and Rhdy were here we'd be learning another lesson of space......but I'm sure that's going to come up soon enough.
Lego Brain has a little chuckle..."Ah yes I see, well now that you two have made acquaintance, I bid you safe passage to the Milky Way Galaxy"...ushering them to the landing platform.
Well Captain Alexus...being Captain Alexus......steps forward to board his ship....and well Lady Dragonfly being the Lady we know her to be....does also...so they kind of fall over each others feet... first physical contact....hmmmm???
Lady Dragonfly looks at him..and mutters...
Lady Dragonfly : "Well they obviously don't teach you etiquette in Space School". Captain not knowing what the hell she's talking about responds.
Captain "No but I'm sure you will".
Lady Dragonfly "Ladies before Gentlemen".
Captain : "Well in case you haven't noticed, I'm no gentleman, and my rules, I own the ship, I get on it first, besides, who's going to save your pretty little tossh when the space monsters attack us".....has a little chuckle at his own sense of humor.
Lady Dragonfly shows the look of indignation, but storms up the loaders platform after the Captain.
Well as things do....sometimes the action hits when you least expect it...and such is the case for our Captain...you see as he boards the loader having his little chuckle....he is awoken from his humor.......and hmmmm....perhaps a few sizzled chest hairs...and nasal hairs for that matter...along with a bellowing...
Captain.."Holy Fucking mother of Mercy what the......as he battles through the smoke and flames in somewhat of a panic..
Lady Dragonfly is not far behind him...and we here a comment as she walks past him...."Meet my pets"
Well the cargo vessel door is closing and the captain gains a clear image through the haze...as do we....
http://www.lipcrack.com/album2.html
and a comment is muttered under his breath as he storms past to what we assume is the flight center....
Captain..."I did not agree to any pets"...
Well doesn't it seem that arguments abound in space...
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