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Thursday, October 27th, 2005
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4:01a
...well most of us already know, taking one's eye's of the super highway of life is your first mistake, it's just something you don't want to do....people die like that, but you know in space, it's a lot more hazardous, for starters, you've got all types of Aliens using all types of travel, and well, the occasional speeding meteor doesn't help things....lets see just what happens ..
Or in this case, what she's failed to notice happening....on the onscreen radar, we notice an object approaching from out of no where, a sound is heard that indicates the coming presence. She's startled into action because usually there's plenty of warning time to take evasive action, but that's a direct flight collision sound that's being pumped out the radar..."what the"...she hits the throttle to avoid collision with the unknown ...which in fact she can't even actually see...but then before her eye's....a tunnel appears....and she's blinded by the light....her usual hot wheelie out of there amounts to the bike being ripped from under her legs not only by the extra muscle she's pumped into the throttle, but by the vacuum that's created by the approaching tunnel......both her and the bike are sucked into it's path....and like things do....when neither life form are expecting the presence of the other...We have a problem...a collision of time, matter and space....which is far from being an earth shattering experience...because it is in fact a galactic anomaly....one can not pass through the other......so....what we experience here is....a space collision....and this particle cloud....well fizz...fizz...fizz...you'd think you'd just died and pearly gates of heaven had opened before you....but....like all good things...it comes to an end....we hear a voice.....
"You piece of waste of astro space, what the hell are you doing on my line"..
Well Ice, she's feeling her body, just to make sure it's still all there, she look's up slowly once she's realized that its all still complete...you know...no limb's floating off in a trajectory...her face is blackened she wipes the soot away, she can open her eye's completely now...surprised she's not blinded....however it does take a couple of seconds for her to focus "Where the hell do you get off Jack off, do you see a no standing sign, no I don't think so, so put a sock in it, before I do".
Well this isn't going to well is it...
Ice slowly makes it to her feet....she look's around for her bike...which is embed ed in the side of the tunnel some feet away....
"Look what you've done to my bike" Ice say's.
"Look what you've done to my board"...Ice looks around, she's got no idea what this persons going on about....we see them, spin a wheel, that don't want to spin...
"What the hell is that"...Ice..
"Its my board"...
"and who, and for the great galaxies in space...what the hell are you doing out here on that"..
The stranger steps forward...and say's "I'm Rhyd...and I like to ride....and this here is my ride....and you are in my space....and you are in my tunnel....and you are about to piss me off...."....
Well we all know...that Ice....and explosions usually go together....but we have a volatile cocktail brewing here...
She wipes her brow, and looks through those blackend eye's..."Well Rhdy, she's says , you already piss me off, and I don't even know you...and you want to know something else...I don't thing that's something you want to do"...
Rhdy...well Rhdy...will always' be Rhdy, likes to bite and tackle..."Ohhh....big bad nastie biker dude....what you going to do...run me over with your bike"..."In case you haven't noticed, you look like you need a lift"...
Ice , has just pulled her bike out the side of the tunnel, is giving it a look over....
we hear her..."Oh...what you going to do ...give me a Ride to the next skate park..."..
Rhdy...enjoying the exasperation of the collision victim..."Hey never under estimate the power of the board...for it can be mightier than the Penis"..
Ice...mumbles under her breath...."oh dude man...skater dude man"..but can't help but smile.
We are only left with the questioning of what is to come next.....
current mood:  crazy (comment on this)
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